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So the Resistance wounded him in some fashion I take it. So this means he was apart of the New Republic?

Interesting

Perhaps they brutally raped him in every hole and then poured boiling oil on him?

I don't think it happened exactly like Kurk described, but yeah, this is probably the reason for his ****ed-up appearance.

perhaps the resistance reminded him of something from teh past

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JuJLT2MtIPY/maxresdefault.jpg

Originally posted by slayne
I don't think it happened exactly like Kurk described, but yeah, this is probably the reason for his ****ed-up appearance.

what holes do you see in Kurk's scenario?

Snoke is bloody dark; way darker than Palpatine. He's riddled with this osteoporosis so his body's twisted, like a corkscrew. He's incredibly damaged, so there's a bizarre vulnerability about him. Beneath that vulnerability, though, is this intense hatred.


Your time is running out, Palp fans. I predicted this from the beginning. I am coming for whatever Sheevites are left.

You guys really take this far too seriously. :/

Originally posted by Zenwolf
You guys really take this far too seriously. :/

Half the time they're just ****ing around.

That just seems like him just trolling.

Snoke is way darker than Palpatine and Kylo has already surpassed Vader in evil. Seems like that spells the end for certain members here!

I'm sure Serkis is just building hype. I bet Snoke has nothing to do with the New Republic.