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At the rate we're filling up topics, we're gonna run out soon.

Time to make some new GDF topics people.

So you did

Yep, but I'm sure others can come up with something a little more interesting.

How's the throat doing?

Yes, there is an intelligent thread....how are you doing, finti ?

He's speachless.

A topic about topics? RC has been trained well. He now controls his sense of order and allows chaos to roam free. It's time to rename him Darth Panic.

Yes....... Panic is good.....

He accepts. Yipppeeeeeeeeee.

Raz, please change his title to "Panic". His journey to the dark side is now complete.

My voice is doing very well, thanks for asking. I can actually sing again, I hit notes that I had no chance of "singing" out before. No I can sing/hum Live lullabies and not crack my voice doing it.
I have to rest my voice alot so I only use it when I really have to, for now.
I`ll be back with a vengance

Hmmmm, Vengance, that's a good name too.

Sorry, RC...turn back you cannot.

Oh, Great and Powerful Raz, SEAL HIS FATE.

Hmmmm, ok, but I really liked Vengeance.

No...don't encourage him :Lol

Me or queeqy?

Well Im gald somebody has a voice on them. I am supposed to be singing soprano in a quartet for a concert on thursday night and my throat is so soar I can barely sing the alto part let alone reach the soprano notes. Man I hate my voice!

Well I can't sing a note but still insist on giving it a go in the car as loud as I can. Dim, you have been warned.

I'm working on role-play stuff, so I probably won't open any GDF topics, becuase I may have my hands full if and when that takes off.

I'm still trying to think of a decent Episode II+III topic; my number of Jedi one didn't do too badly.

Kewl, well I won't be here but I'll leave a few behind for you guys.

Thanks RC, you're a real pal.

Oh, I know, I know.

How much sleep will you have tonight?

Ample. My flight isn';t until 12:30 lunchtime.

Oh, so that's at least two more British meals.

Nah, had dinner and won't eat til I'm on the plane I guess.

Vengeance is a cool name, Finti the Norse Sith of Vengeance......well hope you have a blast in the colonies RC.

I always do!

Maybe they'll kick your butt again.

So you won't have breakfast then????

Nah, I'll just be sick.

Airplane food is bad, but not THAT bad.

Oh, its bad all right....I got sick when we flew to California about 6 years ago.

Okay, American airplane food is bad.

I'm sure whatever greasy, fat-laden, super cholesterolated food they eat at Disney will more than make up for the garbage they serve you on the plane !!

Hmmm...sounds delicious

So it can get pretty personal in here. I guess that nice. Personally I never have secrets. Anything anyone ever asks, I answer, simply on the grounds that there is no reaon to lie. If a person has done or said something they should have good reason to have done so in the first place. As I say I'm not sure I know enough people around here but it is always my basic rule, it is better to lay your cards on the table and then people get a better idea of who and how you are. Then again you ask Ush and he'll tell you...

Never a dull moment here, Zareil. Glad you are here and hope you stay. When I found this site last September, I just kind of tested the waters for a couple weeks and you gradually get the feel of the place. Then you're hopelessly trapped !! I hope you feel welcome...I did when I first came here. Like Ush says, this place is nothing short of hard core drama.

Zareil, I like you already. I feel the same way. You're welcome in my bar anytime.

Careful. If you ask him his life story, you'll be there long past 1000 posts...

Erm, just read that back. Not to mean Zariel is dull. Quite the opposite. He is... complex.

Complex? I like him already. Especially if he boosts my thread way over 1000. Go ahead, Zareil, tell me everything in the Tavern.

Over a large pitcher of Glen Dagobah Ale.

That sounds nice.

How about a wet t-shirt contest ?

Girls only of course.

So we only have three contestents. So we'll have to wait till Dimmy gets back.

Builds up the excitement, don it?

Maybe Gundy and Edna can parctise until she gets back.

Darth queeq...only you could be so bold.

Gundy are you skipping work again?

It used to be posting in between working, now its become working in between posting. I guess my Sith master has made my destiny complete.

Indeed he is powerful.

Once you start down my path.... forever will I dominate your closet.

I think Edna will throw a fit when she reads this...

Why? She might enjoy it.

What, the contest or reading about it?

With any luck she'll win the contest and we'll have a wonderful new girl around.

I still think she's going to flip... I hope you like being a frog.

Just remember who is your all`s destiny.
(Look down)

Finti my destiny? Bwooohahahahahaha.

Snakeskin, batwing. Is that all she has learned, magic potions and petty evil? The House Sith is not impressed.

But finti does handle your drink before you get it.

!!!!!!!!

Hey, no complaints there.

Hmmm...I hope queeq doesn't suddenly decide his apprentice needs to sample his drinks before he gets them in case they're poisoned.....

Now that's a very good idea, Gundy. See, you DO wuv me.

ahhrg the wuv word again.

And we all WUV finti too.

How can we not WUV finti ? The great norseman with his sane cows....

wuv, it sounds like a puppy uable to bark, wuv wuv

So you'll be our little puppy. And we'll give you lots of hugs.

I think finti is gonna need one of queeq's barf bags soon.

You should Zareil talk to his girl...

Tell us more, Ush...in basic please, since you seem to be speaking Huttese or something tonight....

Am I? Now I;m paranoid. I'll check my posts. Anyhow, Zereil can get a bit... saccarine, on the sweet talk.

As in....love muffin, cupcake, cutie-pie, snuggle-wuggle ?

queeq talks to me that way in the closet all they time....just don't tell him I told you. Hehehe.

I think he'll notice that you said...

I think bunny talk is primary with Zereil.

Girls eat that stuff up. Zareil is a smart man.

Somehow I can't see the late Edna being impressed with bunny talk.

Then I think you better read up on Dathomir poetry or something.

They do poetry!!!! Zereil, why didn't you tell me?

Oh witch,
Which witch?
Shall I be rich?
Or shall you be rich...
Which Rich Witch...

Actually, this is a terrible idea.

Okay, scratch the poetry. Get some cheap tulips from queeq and send them to her.

wuv wuf I keep on barking or should it be barfing?

*writes down: a king size order of barf bags for finti and the standard godzilla size order of tulips for Edna*

I need a bucket its so yikes,
"what did we learn in school today dear little boy of mine?"
I learnt that wuv makes me .....bag please

What's it gonna be, finti? Bags or buckets?

Both will do nicely we call it BBB; barf bags and buckets.

How about a catheter?

why are the threads closed so soon? they're just becoming interesting enough for me to stick in my 2 cents or shilling. well, I'm just back from getting lost in the JC forums and threads, and getting sidetracked to help James Drax with his board.

Hey! Where are those Tulips! Or should it be Lilies? I still suspect she is dead...

*pokes head in*

*jumps in and throws flowers over all the forums and threads, leaves pile of flower petals for RC and Dim*

*throws petals all over Raz and a snoring queeq*

*runs away before gets chased away*

Strange man.

(Gathers flowers)

Quite.

I think Edna might be running her weekend errands. I heard it was her shift to fly London with her broomstick this weekend. Don't worry. But come down to the bar for a Glen Dagobah Single Malt to soothe that heart ache of yours.

Hmm an environmental flower terrorist

well Keo, I think the 100 post limit was a general JC ruling. It was not Raz's idea, as you may have seen him mention in another thread. The Tavern was allowed to go over 100 posts as queeq groveled like the true sith that he is. The other posts here that are currently running over 100 are not closed because Dim is not here right now to come in and close them (she on vacation) and I don't think Raz has time or else he is just taking mercy on us and letting us run amok in the asylum.

Too bad. His conscious is acting up again. He is closing topics. heer goes our plan of great chaos. But who withstand the strength of the great and powerful Raz?

I thought it might be fun to let the threads go over the limit, but then I remembered why the limit was introduced...

OK, only 7 posts to go for this one... *evil laugh*

Nah I think its six

Five.

So why is the limit, oh great and powerful One?

Arghhhhhhhhhhh. I see no post limit in the JC. Their threads run amok until a mod locks them for flaming, trolling, or spamming, or poor. By the time I find time to come to visit, all the threads I wanna post in are locked. Arghhhhhh. Dimmy, don't do this to me. wahhhhhhhh

Just curious, keo...how did you manage to obtain access to JC ? Bothan spies ?

Unless its a JC member with an alias

Ah yes. It is quite a curious situation. The great and powerful Raz will bite you up the a.... err..ahem.

Hang on...what's going on here? He IS talking about a seperate forum, isn't he?

About the JC. Isn't that ours then? What other JC with unrestricted thread lengths WOULD it be about then? If that is the case at all, of course.

We may be talking about oranges and apples. I was talking about the Jedi Council, the discussion section of TFN. What JC are you folks talking about? I may be lost in space as usual.

Yes, I thought that's what you meant. Everyone else was confusing me, as well.

You're welcome.

it drives me batty when I start to post and the thread is locked just seconds ahead of me. It takes me abit to come up with responses; am not as fast as you folks. Talk about taking the wind out of my sails when I click and find the thread locked. *sigh*

I've never actually been caught out like that, yet...

Raz was just ahead of me this morning, closing threads I wanted to post in. Talk about a race to stay ahead of him.

Stretch out with your feelings. Then you will know what the right time is. Now clear your mind of questions.

ok done what now?

Start posting like crazy!!!!!

Sorry, keo...I meant the JC forum here. Its for JC members only, meaning, Raz, Dim, Ratcat, Xizor and UBH. I though that's what you were talking about.

Actually, I've never had a topic locked right when I tried to post either. But I advise you not to underestimate Raz's powers.

There's only one more powerful than Gundy and me are.

All kneel before Raz.

Closing topic... (do start another one though)