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Ben Shapiro's Poem. "The Night before Memo"


'Twas the night before memo, when all through the House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a louse;
The stories were prepped for the press with great care,
In hopes that the cameras soon would be there;

Congressmen nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of prostitutes danced in their heads;
And Trump on his Twitter, and I on my app,
Had just settled our brains for tomorrow’s big scrap,

When on CNN there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the laptop I flew like a flash,
Tore open the screen and prepared for the clash.

Wolf Blitzer was shouting about breaking news,
And wild Jim Acosta was shouting J’accuse!
And then to my wondering eyes did appear,
One Devin Nunes and his four-page premiere.

With some members of Congress so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment they’d all make me sick.
More rapid than eagles they ran to name names,
While Schiff shouted out that he had counterclaims.

“Now, Comey! Now, Rosenstein! Now Strzuck and Page!
On McCabe! On Mueller! Our sources of rage!
To the top of the jail! To the top of Trump’s wall!
Now go away, go away, go away all!”

That's as far as I've gotten. And I have to go drink myself into oblivion in preparation for tomorrow.

Good Stuff. Good Stuff.

The memo will prove President Trump is a good man. How could it not?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
The memo will prove President Trump is a good man. How could it not?

Like we needed a memo to prove that.

Originally posted by Surtur
Like we needed a memo to prove that.

President Trump is a wonderful man.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
President Trump is a wonderful man.

Nailed it.

Nunes is an excellent man also.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Nunes is an excellent man also.

Yuge amount of integrity too.

Nunes has the integrity of a great personage.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Ben Shapiro's Poem. "The Night before Memo"


'Twas the night before memo, when all through the House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a louse;
The stories were prepped for the press with great care,
In hopes that the cameras soon would be there;

Congressmen nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of prostitutes danced in their heads;
And Trump on his Twitter, and I on my app,
Had just settled our brains for tomorrow’s big scrap,

When on CNN there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the laptop I flew like a flash,
Tore open the screen and prepared for the clash.

Wolf Blitzer was shouting about breaking news,
And wild Jim Acosta was shouting J’accuse!
And then to my wondering eyes did appear,
One Devin Nunes and his four-page premiere.

With some members of Congress so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment they’d all make me sick.
More rapid than eagles they ran to name names,
While Schiff shouted out that he had counterclaims.

“Now, Comey! Now, Rosenstein! Now Strzuck and Page!
On McCabe! On Mueller! Our sources of rage!
To the top of the jail! To the top of Trump’s wall!
Now go away, go away, go away all!”

That's as far as I've gotten. And I have to go drink myself into oblivion in preparation for tomorrow.

Good Stuff. Good Stuff.



The memo/dossier show's how corrupt Obama and the Democrat Party really is, not the we did know they wasn't corrupt already, this just proves never vote for that party!

Then why did it seem like you were pretty much making excuses for people?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Then why did it seem like you were pretty much making excuses for people?

Because the only thing both sides does is ***** and moan and calls each other crooks.

Being empathetic to others is not making excuses. Is putting yourselves and their shoes, but fully make them take whatever blame or fault alluded to them.

But i don't want their stinky shoes.

Trump demands your loyalty.