Deadpool Vs Jason Vorhees : Punch fest

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TethAdamTheRock
Each take turns hitting as hard as they can, who drops first

deathslash
Jason loses. He can't possibly hope to match Wade's highest showings.

TethAdamTheRock
Average

Flyattractor
Originally posted by deathslash
Jason loses. He can't possibly hope to match Wade's highest showings.

Screw that NOISE!!!!!!

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deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Screw that NOISE!!!!!!

https://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/tumblr_njps9rkall1qj7u8ao1_500.gif Originally posted by deathslash
jumps out of a plane. Lands on his head with no sign of injury.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/124784/3308981-deadpool_2_thegroup_013.jpg

Gets punched across town by an amped Vetis. Just a little dazed.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/124784/3310648-deadpool+v4+012-002.jpg
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Tanks a hit from Colossus.
https://m.imgur.com/Lfb41FX

Gets blitzed by spider-man.
https://m.imgur.com/a/L3oIN

Gets hit by the hulk. His healing factor wasn't working at the time as well.
https://m.imgur.com/SzAh2S1

Gets speed blitzed. Still conscious.
https://m.imgur.com/vY8quhm

Probably my favorite of these scans. Gets his skull crushed, is still conscious and responds by throwing a dead ninja at Luke Cage. laughing out loud
https://m.imgur.com/a/ieXZK

I can find some more scans if you want, but for now, I think I made my point. smile

Flyattractor
Did his head get knocked clean off in any of those scenarios?


Nope?

Well then...

deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Did his head get knocked clean off in any of those scenarios?


Nope?

Well then... ????

Does Jason now punch harder than Colossus or the hulk? No? Well then....

Flyattractor
Originally posted by deathslash
????

Does Jason now punch harder than Colossus or the hulk? No? Well then....

From the looks of both neither were really going all Out on little Wade.

deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
From the looks of both neither were really going all Out on little Wade.

Originally posted by deathslash
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Alright then, my turn I guess.

What does being evil have to do with anything? A person can be a on the side of justice and still kill (wolverine, punisher, wonder woman, Hitman, etc). I just wanted to briefly confront that thought. Just because someone is a good guy, that doesn't mean they inherently hold back.

Moving on, the Hulks words consisted of "go away or die". Deadpool didn't go away. Not very much interpreting to be had there.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2204783-a1.jpg
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That wasn't the only time the Hulk smashed him either.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/37144/4133908-hulk_vs_deadpool.jpg
He was still conscious after this and still had some bones that weren't broken.

Likewise, when Spidey blitzed Wade, he thought that Wade had been responsible for killing a friend of his and was not holding back at the time (especially since he already knew about Deadpool's healing factor).

I brought up a scan of wade getting pummeled by a speedster and having his internal organs ruptured and bones shattered while still fighting on in spite of injuries.

Anyway, let's get into the next set of scans.
Wade isn't even affected by Rhino.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2204759-a1.jpeg
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2204760-a2.jpeg

Still conscious as a puddle.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2205316-cd005081vn.jpg

Still conscious as a pile of ashes.
https://m.imgur.com/5XWAT3D
Wade took a punch from Moonstone and then caught her second punch (doubles as a durability and strength feat).
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2205397-msmarvel041page016.jpg

Still conscious after a T-Rex steps on him, tanks a nuke, and catches up to Doctor Betty (who had a massive head start and was several miles away).
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2205414-dmwam4legioncps016.png
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Takes a beating from the Wrecking Crew.
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https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2209477-dpsk_05_007.jpg
And he's still conscious.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2209478-dpsk_05_008.jpg

Tanks the Empire State Building falling on him.
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/109250/2211146-dpmwam10legioncps016.png
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His body is still in tact after a real punch from the Hulk. The punch did kill him, but only long enough for Mistress Death to tell him that it wasn't enough and Wade was actually trying to die.
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/deadpool-tries-to-get-the-hulk-to-kill-him-2.jpg
https://m.imgur.com/a/r53ng
I'm counting at least six buildings that Wade flew through followed by the seventh that his body came to rest at. Please note how the Hulk visibly grew in size while also thinking that he had to kill Wade in order to save hundreds of millions. No holding back there.

might as well ask, when was the last time you saw Luke Cage cave in somebody's head?

Flyattractor
All cartoony Hipster Nonsense. Fully Approved by the CCA.

Jason would Fudge Little Wade up Bad in this.

deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
All cartoony Hipster Nonsense. Fully Approved by the CCA.

Jason would Fudge Little Wade up Bad in this. it's quite sad that your response to seeing on panel feats is to call it cartoonish. As if you don't actually know what internet site you're on. Close your eyes and plug your ears if you want to, you still can't possibly escape the fact that Wade has tanked far worse than what Jason can throw at him.

Flyattractor
Are you DENYING that DP is now NOT a Cartoonish Character?

deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Are you DENYING that DP is now NOT a Cartoonish Character?

I'm not denying it at all. But writing off all of those feats as rediculous and not at all indicative of his durability is like writing off every fight that Batman has because he "just a human" or writing off Captain America because he's "just peak human". There comes a certain point where you need to accept that a character that should have human durability doesn't because half of their feats show that they're massively above that level.

Flyattractor
I see "rediculous" I point it out.

And to look at DP's Abilities.. He has HuMAN Durability Levels. Jason CAN Hurt Wade. The only reason Wade pulls thru is due to his Cartoon Level Healing Factor.
This is just a Spite Thread because, YES. Jason has shown in his movie that He CAN Rip Wade literally apart limb from limb and pound him into spaghetti sauce.

It is just that You can then start whining about "HEALING FACTOR HEALING FACTOR"

So this is now just a SPITE THREAD!!!

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deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
I see "rediculous" I point it out.

And to look at DP's Abilities.. He has HuMAN Durability Levels. Jason CAN Hurt Wade. The only reason Wade pulls thru is due to his Cartoon Level Healing Factor.
This is just a Spite Thread because, YES. Jason has shown in his movie that He CAN Rip Wade literally apart limb from limb and pound him into spaghetti sauce.

It is just that You can then start whining about "HEALING FACTOR HEALING FACTOR"

So this is now just a SPITE THREAD!!!

https://m.popkey.co/ef4d84/b0b4q_s-200x150.gif ??? You must have a lot of pent up aggression. You see the feats with your own eyes and are incapable of accepting them. You then proceed to complain about how he's only human and therefore should lose. You then proceed to tell me that I'm the whining. Class act buddy, class act.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by deathslash
??? You must have a lot of pent up aggression. You see the feats with your own eyes and are incapable of accepting them. You then proceed to complain about how he's only human and therefore should lose. You then proceed to tell me that I'm the whining. Class act buddy, class act.

That don't work in the GDF. It won't work here....sides...

Originally posted by Flyattractor
I see "rediculous" I point it out.


It is just that You can then start whining about "HEALING FACTOR HEALING FACTOR"

So this is now just a SPITE THREAD!!!

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deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
That don't work in the GDF. It won't work here....sides... https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/60901446/when-you-know-the-real-story-but-you-keep-listening-to-their-lying-ass-anyway.jpg

Flyattractor
Originally posted by deathslash
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https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/400x/60940295/people-should-really-take-their-own-advice-but-thats-none-of-my-business-though.jpg

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