Wolverine vs 15 Aliens.

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marcssands14
Wolverine and the Aliens are stuck in the Empire State Building. He must kill the Aliens in less than 5 minutes before a bomb goes out. Can he win?

TethAdamTheRock
What happens when all of wolverines flesh is destroyed?

deathslash
???
He easily kills all of them.

spetznaz
The only question is the time restriction ...especially if the Aliens are scattered all over the ESB and Logan has to hunt and find them before 5 minutes are up.

What is not a question is whether Logan would win ...5 aliens would be very easily prey for him. He has the perfect tooling to do the job (indestructible claws to cut through their exoskeleton to their wet squish insides, and a healing factor to tackle the pesky acid blood and occasional bite or tail slash). Additionally, 5 Aliens are not enough to overwhelm him in a massed saturation attack.

Logan wins, and wins easily.

The only caveat is that 5 minutes, especially if the Aliens run off to different parts of the building.

If they are all together in one room, Logan kills them in a minute.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
What happens when all of wolverines flesh is destroyed?


He has burned down to only his skeleton, A Million Alliens can't stop him.

Now make this No Metal Bone Claw Little Jimmy....Might get interesting.

Kazenji
Which aliens are we using for this verses?

riv6672
Couldnt wolverine channel his super fast HF into his feet, letting him run at super speed? Is that a thing?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Kazenji
Which aliens are we using for this verses?

Illegal, undocumented ones.

riv6672
Never thought i'd miss more old fashioned racism. erm

Surtur
Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
What happens when all of wolverines flesh is destroyed?

He gets angry.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Surtur
He gets angry.

No. First he gets tore all the shit up. Then pulls of a stupid escape where the Aliens just let him get away for some reason...probably very stupid. Then we get a healing/training montage then Little Jimmy takes down the rest of the Aliens like rubber ducks.

Cause that is how Little Jimmy works.

Magnon
Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
What happens when all of wolverines flesh is destroyed?
It's not "when" but "if". If Wolverine's HF is operating at the low-end of its range then Wolverine will be able to avoid/block most of the Aliens' attacks, and your question never becomes relevant.

If, however, Logan's HF is functioning at its peak capacity then every tail slash from the Aliens will pierce through his heart or eye socket (into the brain), and their acid will melt Logan to poo, only to have him pop up at full health mere seconds later.

Zack M
Wolvie.

Vanguard
The aliens eat him. Throw him up. And then defecate on his carcass.

StiltmanFTW
Xenomorphs are just glorified Brood, at best. They can't compare to N'Garai demons and other demon/alien hordes Wolverine casually decimated.

The only problem here is that time limit and xenos' camping nature. ESB has 102 floors.

marcssands14
Bump

deathslash
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Xenomorphs are just glorified Brood, at best. They can't compare to N'Garai demons and other demon/alien hordes Wolverine casually decimated.

The only problem here is that time limit and xenos' camping nature. ESB has 102 floors. can't he track them by smell?

spetznaz
Originally posted by deathslash
can't he track them by smell?

He definitely can, and he would definitely win. The issue is doing all of that in 5 minutes. If this was in a big warehouse it would be extremely easy for Logan, but the issue is tracking them down all over the ESB in just 300 seconds.

Kazenji
So we're using Xenomorphs then, Be great if the OP stated that.

Flyattractor
Well We already saw Little Jimmy fight the ILLEGAL Variety in the Logan Movie...

marcssands14
Obviously,I'm talking about the Aliens from the movie series.Not Illegal aliens

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