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If you were a character a John Hughs/Brat Pack movie who would you be?..

I'd like to be able to say John Bender from The Breakfast Club!

But I probably more like Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off!

Kevin, home alone

Molly Ringwald's part in the Breakfast Club.

In that case I retract my John Bender line completely!!! But it is still a cool film!!!

Ahhhhh, then I don't want to play anymore either.

Well, I don't want your earring that's for sure!!!

Oh, pleeeaaaassee.

OK, you're scaring me now!!!

Boooh.

Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hehehehehe, just your friendly neighbourhood queeq.

Um, I think I'm gald I'm gonna be away. Maybe you can calm down a little.....

With RC and Dimmy gone, chaos and mayhem will run amok.

Hmmmm, just remember, wherever i go I'll still be watching.

Where is Dim going?

Where did all the Dodos go?

She's gonna play with them??? Awwe that's nice. She likes animals.

She is, how'd you figure that?
The powers of a Sith are beyond my meager interpretations.

Well, you're never too old to learn.

OLh, I'm too old for anything, chuck me on the scrap heap.

There, there. I see things you can be good for. Like the doorman at WDW.

Hmmm, sounds like my ideal job!!!

Exactly, you don't do anything all day, everyone will think you're funny because of your British accent and you get free access to the park.

*hands RC the application form, to be signed with blood*

Kewl, do I get one of those lovely little name badges too?

That or it will be tattooed on your forehead.

Nah, that invloves too many needles.

They'll knock you unconscious first. Well, Goofy will.

And there's the Blackeye I predicted in another thread!

I doubt he'll do that by giving you a black eye. He's not so sophisticated.

Hey, don't diss the Goof Miester!

Scrap heap ? This garbage chute was a wonderful idea, RC...what an incredible smell you've discovered...

Time to shave the werewookie, Gundy. Your honours.

(buzzing of clippers in background) Now sit still, RC, this will only take a minute..being you're so short and all.

queeq, where's the refreshing alcoholic after shave splash I gave you a couple of threads back ? RC will really enjoy that all over his body when I'm done.

eeh where is Dim going? (the sequal) It was posted that Raz and Dim would be gone for awhile. I know Raz is going to the states, but where is Dim going?

Raz is going to thye states too, gee this is gonna be an invasion.

Actually, I thought it was me going to the States.

RC is going to the States and Dim.... well she lives in the States.

*hands Gundy the alcohol after shave*
I made a as pure as it gets. I think a few pores of mine were not entirely cleansed last time. That won't happen again.

Soooooooo, Raz ISN'T going to the States? Boy am I confused. I think I'll stay home instead.

Raz, RatCat. They might in fact be one and the same. Who knows. So that means they both go.

I can catagorically confirm that Raz and I are 2 very different people. Please don't start a rumour like THAT!

Proof it!

Proof it? I assume you mean PROVE it?

Well, without Raz to assist that is pretty hard to do.

Sorry, dumb Dutchman in action.

Well even when he was here, he'd only be a name on the boards. It wouldn't PROVE a thing.

Exactly. What you want me to do, hunt him down and drag him to Holland?

Amsterdamned ! Amsterdamned ! RC, are you daft ?!!! I really miss DD and his chicken.

Finti, you've really got to keep up with these threads, man. RC and Dim are going to Disney. I haven't heard anything about Raz going....actually he can't go, there won't be anybody here to attempt to keep chaos and mayhem in line other than Xizor cause I guess UBH is still MIA.

Sorry, RC, don't mean to pick on you, old boy, just having a little fun, yes, at your expense, but I'm gonna miss you while you're gone. I think queeq might fight me about turning him into the creature from the black lagoon.

Now here's your aftershave....(SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH)

Don't be sad Gundy, DD appears now and again with his inspired brand of chicken based posting.

Yep, Orlando here I come! I am gonna eat so much junk food!!! So, when I get back I'm gonna be wanting a lot of Gungan Swampweed salads!

You know Gundy, I did put the invite out to you, but queeq turned it down on your behalf!!!!

Oh, and about that aftershave;

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhh!!!!

Gundy must stay with me. I can't live without her. As for teh chaos and mayhem, it doesn't matter if Raz is around or not. Any attempt made against us creating C&M will be a useless gesture. We now have the ultimate power on these boards, I suggest we use it.

Um, ok, I think someone needs to re-evaluate his world domonation plans again!!!

I'll leave those to finti. He's on ramming course with the EU. When Europe's wiped out I think he will go after the US.

So RC and Dim gonna meet up in Orlando, ehh while you`re there RC teach the people of Florida how to put a mark on an election ballot And queeq, no I`m ok with only bugging EU cuz USA kind of works.
Newsflash EU demands Norway to lift the import ban of EU food. Demands?, who the hell do they think they are? They have no jurisdiction over Norway. You don`t see them bashing
the US or Canada over it. Picking of Norway because we are small, EU is cowards. Think I`ll go to Brussels to kick some butts. Watch out EU your about to get a thumping.

Will I have a home to come back to at this rate???

Ah yes, queeq...a chaos divided against a mayhem cannot stand. But until RC & Dim leave, we are vulnerable. Raz is too well equipped. He's more dangerous than you realize.

Strong in the Force are these two, but not strong enough.

Please Please Pleeeeeeease don't wreck the forum while we're gone!!!!

Dont worry I`ll tend the bar and this forum. I thump anyone nasty and the EU parliment
Be awere of the Norse Sith.

Well, I;m sure we can check in from IOS. They have Internet terminals there.

Don't be too proud of this board you've constructed. It's insignificant to the power of Chaos and Mayhem.

NOt my board matey, belongs to uncle Razzle.. And if where doing mobie quotes, SLJ did this one for comic relief on Friday. I have no idea what it means but is sounds way cool!!!

And then you're supposed to kill someone. You're a real pal RC.

And third times the charm!!! What have I done for all this adoration?

The question is: what haven't you done?

OK, I give up, what???

You have not been...... not a pal.

TRying to fool me with your double negatives huh?>

Not fooling, just triggering your brain a bit more.

Well if you're triggering it, that means then it explodes. Now we'll have to find RC another brain. Sigh. Get the instruments ready...when's the next thunderstorm ?

Now where can we find a replacement for JarJar's brain? Where can we find THAT level of intelligence?

Hmmmm....I was thinking of TK421 But I think even HE was smarter than JarJar.

Can't have that.

Hey, queeq...about this role-playing thing...who are you gonna be ? I don't know if you wanna roll with the master/apprentice idea or not...I saw you bawling on another thread about being Sith, although Ush said that's probably not possible...you wanna go for light side ? Or do you have something totally different in mind for your character ? Talk to me, darling !

Just for the record, me and Ratcat are totally different people.
For one, he lives more than 200 miles away from me!

Prove it!

Oh Gundy, I am still wondering if I can find the time to play, really. But maybe you and I should hitch up as mates in the role play. What do you want to do, dearie?

Well....I don't wanna push you into it if you're not sure you're gonna have the time...that's entirely your call.

But if you want to, Ush said he has room for 5 good guys...we could shed our Sith robes (stop thinking what I know you're thinking with your evil little mind ) and become a goodside master/apprentice if that would fit Ush's plan. Or if you want to be, ahem, married...hehehe....we could run an establishment together maybe, like the tavern. If Ush thinks that might work too ? Comments ?

Sounds very interesting, Gundy. Bit of an indecent proposal about the robes though.... on second thought: I like it.

I'll try to check out Ush's masterpiece and I'll get back to you soon.

OK, I give in. I'm really Ratcat, and I'm currently in Florida.
I'm post this message from a cybercafe, while Dims having an argument with the mouse about his age

Okay you convinced me. You're NOT RC. You seem to have a sense of humour.

I love it when Raz comes down from his throne to mingle with his subjects.

He is a kind usurper.

And he's letting us run free in the asylum !!!

Yes, he is much nicer than that strict mistress Dim.

I wonder just how much the mods are moderating each others behavior at WDW.

I don't wonder how. I wonder IF.

This is scary, queeq. You keep posting what I'm REALLY thinking.

It's not scary, it's common practise.

Great Sith minds think alike ? RC will throw up when he comes back and reads all this.

Maybe we'll throw up when we find out what he's been doing.

Maybe Dimmy has already thrown up from RC making her get on all those thrill rides.

Or the other way around

Maybe RC IS the thrill rides she has to throw up from.

Oooooooo......of course you know we'll have to use the mind probe on them when they get back.

No problem. I'm charging and upgrading them already. We'll post all the gory details withinn minutes after they get back.

I should start practising the Wedding March again. Gundy, will you start decorating on Monday?

No problem. I'm sure RC will have gotten Dimmy a beautiful Minnie Mouse ring out of the appropriate gumball machine.

Or he gave her a big supplies of barfbags.
Take the loop again RC and Dim!!!!

WE are the ones who supply the barf bags. So far, no orders. Guess we'll need them after we pry the info we want from their brains.

Full disclosure....or they get kicked off JC.

Agreed... or they get kicked off the boards. Then they will discover the true power of C&M

*brings in bottle of bleach, mop and glow, mop, bucket, and more bags, just in case it gets messy next week*

Thanks, keo. Looks like we've got our cleaning lady.

On your knees Keo

Oooooo, it appears finti is flexing his mighty norse knight muscles....

Mighty?

Another thread closed? What a shame...