Abandoning the Hillbilly Midwest for the West Coast

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Kurk

Emperordmb
Austin also wouldn't be a bad place...

dadudemon

Kurk
Originally posted by Emperordmb
Austin also wouldn't be a bad place... I'll have to look into it, but my master has already established himself in Cali.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I live in the Midwest and I'm doing just fine.

You live in Texas, right?

What makes you think you'll make it in California when CA has fewer Fortune 500 companies than Texas?

You're doing the "grass is greener on the other side" thing that I see many young snowflakes do.




I'll make it clearer for you: you're weak and coming up with excuses.
I've lived in many places, but right now it's where Quanchi is located.

I'll make it anywhere, but my master has already established himself in California. The Sith grand plan has to be executed there first.

Perhaps I am weak, but if so I will die trying smile .

BackFire
SF is absurdly expensive, like, ridiculously so. I don't recommend moving there unless you've got something line up.

It makes sense for him moving to Cali though, there are a lot of tech/gaming comanies based in Cali. Many of the biggest ones, in fact.

Kurk, you may also want to consider the Orange County/LA area, we have got Blizzard Entertainment in Irvine, and they're a nice place to work.

Robtard
Hundred bucks Kurk's working in a SF Starbucks and renting/sleeping on one side of a semen stained coach in a one-bedroom apartment on the shitty side of the Mission District within two years of moving here.

I'll even give people two-to-one odds.

Kurk
Originally posted by Robtard
Hundred bucks Kurk's working in a SF Starbucks and renting/sleeping on one side of a semen stained coach in a one-bedroom apartment on the shitty side of the Mission District within two years of moving here.

I'll even give people two-to-one odds. I know SFers live in their cars; I've already outfitted my Prius as a stealth camper as I often sleep in the campus parking lot.

Playmaker

quanchi112

Kurk

quanchi112
Originally posted by Kurk
Please tell me who it is that summons you every time I mention your name in a post here, Quan. I have a sixth sense for treachery.

Kurk
Originally posted by quanchi112
I have a sixth sense for treachery. Too bad your idol Snoke doesn't have that same sense laughing out loud

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quanchi112
Do not attempt to besmirch the most bad ass force user to date when we both know Dooku cucked his way to death without even a burp of objection.


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Robtard
Hmmm, Dooku was betrayed by his master. Snoke was betrayed by his subordinate. The 'cuck-death' award goes to Snoke, no question about it.

I mean, Snoke literally died in mid-sentence of asserting he was unbeatable and couldn't be betrayed.

Kurk
Originally posted by Robtard
Hmmm, Dooku was betrayed by his master. Snoke was betrayed by his subordinate. The 'cuck-death' award goes to Snoke, no question about it.

I mean, Snoke literally died in mid-sentence of asserting he was unbeatable and couldn't be betrayed.
laughing out loud Couldn't have said it better.


Dooku accepted that he was bested by a superior opponent. For once he was no longer the best student. Dooku being a man of honor, and having in that moment realized the treacherous nature of the sith, accepted that he was inferior and deserved to die. He was simply adhering to the principles of the sith set forth by Darth Bane. Betraying Sidious would've meant the end of the Sith.

Bashar Teg
you'll be farther away from me, so this pleases me.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Playmaker
I'm not sure what exactly you seek to do, but Texas would probably be a much better choice. Tech cities in Texas are the fastest growing in the US with many citing Austin as the next Silicon Valley. Texas is becoming the tech powerhouse of the country. So that would be a place to look up. To make sure it's right for you.

Hopefully you find what you are looking for.

Bleh...you're nicer about it than I am.

Kurk
What da fuc are your credentials to where I should consider anything you say seriously?

I'm not familiar with DDM. Isn't he the 14 year old who's well beyond his years mentally?

Bashar Teg is...?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Kurk
What da fuc are your credentials to where I should consider anything you say seriously?

I'm not familiar with DDM. Isn't he the 14 year old who's well beyond his years mentally?

Bashar Teg is...?

I'm a 35 year old with 5 degrees, 11 IT Certifications, and 3 professional certifications. thumb up

Want me to brag some more?

Kurk
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm a 35 year old with 5 degrees, 11 IT Certifications, and 3 professional certifications. thumb up

Want me to brag some more? What is your market value? Surely it would be above average with your certs.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Hmmm, Dooku was betrayed by his master. Snoke was betrayed by his subordinate. The 'cuck-death' award goes to Snoke, no question about it.

I mean, Snoke literally died in mid-sentence of asserting he was unbeatable and couldn't be betrayed. A cuck is someone who allows something to happen and accepts someone as their superior.

This is what happens when Kylo makes his intentions clear.

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Now since your definition of cuck is entirely different than mine here we go with Robtard cuck of the week.


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The cuck was picked up like a weak old man by his one armed subordinate and hurled to his death while he screamed like a scared woman.

Robtard
Pretty sure what Kylo did to Snoke right under his nose would be classified as 'being cucked' as well.

quanchi112

Robtard
Sidious was, but it happened at the hands of Vader, a truly iconic villain. Snoke got 'cucked' by a guy who man-worships Vader.

quanchi112

Robtard
Kylo threw a tantrum and smashed his helmet, yes, but he's been throwing tantrums since his first appearance so that doesn't really mean much in of itself. We also know he couldn't kill his own mother when it came down to it, so don't be surprised if come ep9 he's still man-worshiping Vader; dare I say, if he follows Vader's path and redeems himself too. *gasp*

#kyloredemption2019

ArtificialGlory
As one very wise man once said: "There is no end to cuckoldry, whose schema is that of limitlessness." Nowhere is this better demonstrated than in Star Wars. Snoke got cucked by Kylo, Palpatine got cucked by Vader, Plagueis got cucked by Palpatine, etc. ad infinitum. The ride never ends.

quanchi112

Tzeentch
**** off we're full.

Surtur

Surtur
Originally posted by Robtard
Hundred bucks Kurk's working in a SF Starbucks and renting/sleeping on one side of a semen stained coach in a one-bedroom apartment on the shitty side of the Mission District within two years of moving here.

I'll even give people two-to-one odds.

If he works at Starbucks I just hope he knows never ever to call the cops on a black person for anything ever. It's racist.

Flyattractor

Surtur
You can be on the west coast without living in Cali. Avoid that shithole.

Now if you enjoy shitholes then Mexico and Haiti have plenty of room.

BackFire
California is a great place to live if you can afford it. And that's the key. It's expensive to live here, or at least anywhere here that isn't terrible, and even a lot of the terrible places are expensive. But the weather is always nice and you'll never be without something to do.

Surtur
Indeed, need to find a place away from where the homeless are taking dumps in the street.

Plus remember it's racist to wash that poo away with hoses.

#FullProofLogic

BackFire
Poop adds character.

snowdragon
Originally posted by BackFire
California is a great place to live if you can afford it. And that's the key. It's expensive to live here, or at least anywhere here that isn't terrible, and even a lot of the terrible places are expensive. But the weather is always nice and you'll never be without something to do.

Yeah just make sure to avoid traffic so only drive at 2am stick out tongue

Flyattractor
Commie-fornia just needs to get divided into multiple states. Then we can truly know which is Crap to Crappiest.

Kurk
I don't give a flying f*ck about weather and quality of life. I only care for opportunities to grow and the people. I need a quick-paced, Tokyo-like, environment where I'm surrounded by those smarter than me.

Flyattractor
Then you should just stay with the hillbillies.

Surtur
Originally posted by Kurk
I don't give a flying f*ck about weather and quality of life. I only care for opportunities to grow and the people. I need a quick-paced, Tokyo-like, environment where I'm surrounded by those smarter than me.

What about Tokyo?

Kurk
Originally posted by Surtur
What about Tokyo? As much as I listen to girls und panzer;

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I don't speak Japanese proficiently. Also I have no connections to make it into, historically speaking, the most xenophobic country on Earth.

Robtard
The phuck, kurk

Surtur
Originally posted by Kurk
As much as I listen to girls und panzer;

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I don't speak Japanese proficiently. Also I have no connections to make it into, historically speaking, the most xenophobic country on Earth.

Damn. Burn.

Kurk
What? It's just a live rendition of anime school-girls singing about fighting war games in WWII era tanks.

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Robtard
It sounds like someone's pissing in your ears

Kurk
Originally posted by Robtard
It sounds like someone's pissing in your ears Oh lighten up Robbie. Open up to weeaboo incel culture as they're popping up all over the place smile . Open minded progressives like yourself always keep an open mind after all.

Robtard
Weeabooism is so 2011

Flyattractor
Wobbie sure does weebil when he wobbles but he never tells the truth.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
The phuck, kurk

They are older than Kurk, nothing to see here.

And, yes, I never ever could get into the cutesy moe Japanese J-Pop. It's just...not...good?

Flyattractor
It is just a stage for Pedophilia. Which is why a good chunk if KMC's are into it.

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