Wonder Woman vs. New Avengers (Bendis)

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carthage
Rebirth/New 52 Diana

Vs.

Luke Cage, Thing, Ms. Marvel, Wolverine, Mockingbird, Spiderman, Jessica Jones, And Iron Fist

Round 1: No gear for Diana
Round 2: Diana gets her lasso, sword, and shield

CosmicComet
She could solo these guys, gear or no gear.

They are all too slow.

zopzop
Bendisforce Cage destroys her.

StiltmanFTW
Diana gets blacked.

Sin I AM
With teamwork the team shouldn't do too bad in one. Full gear she's too much 4 them

riv6672
^^^sounds right.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by zopzop
Bendisforce Cage destroys her. This

StiltmanFTW
http://i.imgur.com/vh9Ftio.png

Blackest there is.

gunchar
Hmmm looks like a pretty pathetic troll thread so far, are there no rules in this forum?

Anyways WW stomps round 1 and lolstomps round 2, most of the team are complete jokes and useless here.

-Pr-
Originally posted by gunchar
Hmmm looks like a pretty pathetic troll thread so far, are there no rules in this forum?

Anyways WW stomps round 1 and lolstomps round 2, most of the team are complete jokes and useless here.

Yes, we do, and you're as expected as anyone else to follow them. If you think a thread is spite, report it. If you've done that already, I can take a look.

gunchar
Originally posted by -Pr-
Yes, we do, and you're as expected as anyone else to follow them. If you think a thread is spite, report it. If you've done that already, I can take a look.

My problem actually wasn't that i think it's spite(i see no realistic chance for the team without jobbing but actual spite starts for me way later), i meant more Stiltman.

MrMind
WW easily

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by gunchar
My problem actually wasn't that i think it's spite(i see no realistic chance for the team without jobbing but actual spite starts for me way later), i meant more Stiltman.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/electricpetertork/aliassweet.jpg

Yeah, I see no realistic chance for Diana to defend against that, Mr. Sock wink

gunchar
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/electricpetertork/aliassweet.jpg

Yeah, I see no realistic chance for Diana to defend against that, Mr. Sock wink

Aha you certainly know the trolling 101( i've already seen way better and more creative trolls though), but who's Mr. Sock do you maybe mean Mr. Spock?

MrMind
Originally posted by gunchar
Aha you certainly know the trolling 101( i've already seen way better and more creative trolls though), but who's Mr. Sock do you maybe mean Mr. Spock?

WW takes off the Bracelets then literally one shot them, even new 52 ww was fighting gods and with bracelets off able to hurt the first born. I'm not even gonna mention fights with darkseid, grail, new gods because that would just be make this thread more spite than it already is.
wait till people lowballing dc gods though

stiltman has been trolling here for the last 10 years, just ignore him.

RealityWarper
Same answer for both rounds.

If the team has a good teamwork they can win.

If she isolate every of them, she can win more easily.

xJLxKing
Wonder Woman wins in both scenarios.

zopzop
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/electricpetertork/aliassweet.jpg

Yeah, I see no realistic chance for Diana to defend against that, Mr. Sock wink
Never looked at either character the same after that. Jeezus..... eek!

meep-meep
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/electricpetertork/aliassweet.jpg

Yeah, I see no realistic chance for Diana to defend against that, Mr. Sock wink

This would be so much more appropriate in December.

AbelAnderson
WW if she isn't jobbing (which she generally does in the current run, or maybe it's just the writers prefer her to be a weak mid-tier).

riv6672
Originally posted by AbelAnderson
WW if she isn't jobbing (which she generally does in the current run, or maybe it's just the writers prefer her to be a weak mid-tier).
Or maybe just not ridiculously overpowered.

-Pr-
Originally posted by gunchar
My problem actually wasn't that i think it's spite(i see no realistic chance for the team without jobbing but actual spite starts for me way later), i meant more Stiltman.

Oh, him... Yeah.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/electricpetertork/aliassweet.jpg

Yeah, I see no realistic chance for Diana to defend against that, Mr. Sock wink

The **** is that?

riv6672
Its Cage and Jessica Jones having ansl sex.

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/07/29/could-jessica-jones-really-go-there-and-further/

-Pr-
I feel like you're joking, but Bendis is capable of anything, so...

NemeBro
Originally posted by -Pr-
I feel like you're joking, but Bendis is capable of anything, so... It actually is Cage and Jones having anal sex. He's dead serious.

riv6672

-Pr-

Damborgson
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/electricpetertork/aliassweet.jpg

Yeah, I see no realistic chance for Diana to defend against that, Mr. Sock wink

Details please.

riv6672
Originally posted by -Pr-
no expression
Bendis. Krypto. Supergirl.

-Pr-

krisblaze
I'm amazed that people haven't actually read Alias.

It's some of Bendis' best work.

That explains why people think Jessica Jones is a good show. They don't see how bad it is compared to the source material.

riv6672
Originally posted by krisblaze
I'm amazed that people haven't actually read Alias.

It's some of Bendis' best work.

That explains why people think Jessica Jones is a good show. They don't see how bad it is compared to the source material.
I look at comics and tv shows or movies as two different things.
I judge each individually, as the mediums are completely different animals.

krisblaze
Thank you for that commonsensical non-reply.

riv6672
Think of it as you will, Kris. thumb up

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
The **** is that?

That scene was posted like a hundred times on KMC, Pr stick out tongue

-Pr-
I miss a lot of things... sad

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
I miss a lot of things... sad

Seems like carver was right. Your KMC activity suffers when he's online.

That's probably some defense mechanism, as being exposed to him is like being exposed to deadly radiation biscuits

riv6672
Originally posted by -Pr-
I miss a lot of things... sad
Now you cant unsee it!

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Seems like carver was right. Your KMC activity suffers when he's online.

That's probably some defense mechanism, as being exposed to him is like being exposed to deadly radiation biscuits

Would explain why I might be dying.

Originally posted by riv6672
Now you cant unsee it!

True. But now I want the issue number so I can have a looksee.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
Would explain why I might be dying.

laughing out loud

Suddenly all that coughing makes sense, doesn't it?

Carter is killing us one by one.

Originally posted by -Pr-
True. But now I want the issue number so I can have a looksee.

Alias #1.

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
laughing out loud

Suddenly all that coughing makes sense, doesn't it?

Carter is killing us one by one.



Alias #1.

Ima haunt that bastard.

Thanks.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
Ima haunt that bastard.

Thanks.

No problem.

The dialogue is priceless, man.

Who's gonna **** with me? I'm the scariest nigga ever was!

Yes, that's Luke Cage. That's also why it's so hard to take him seriously in Versus threads, especially with the Bendis version specified in the title.

Now add to that all those ridiculous feats of affecting herald-lv beings with his strikes, punching the intangible opponents and so on. Both volumes should've been retitled to "Luke Cage and Friends", as "New Avengers" never made sense.

-Pr-
SMH.

StiltmanFTW
And never forget what he did to your Colossus off-panel.

I don't understand how that character sells, tbh.

Scarlet315
Originally posted by gunchar
My problem actually wasn't that i think it's spite(i see no realistic chance for the team without jobbing but actual spite starts for me way later), i meant more Stiltman.

Some people triggered by that diversity is what it is. Cage all day!

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And never forget what he did to your Colossus off-panel.

I don't understand how that character sells, tbh.

I was going to assume you meant Cage, but knowing you, I can't be too sure.

riv6672
^^^was thinking the same...laughing out loud

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
I was going to assume you meant Cage, but knowing you, I can't be too sure.

Yes, I meant Cage stick out tongue Colossus I have no problem with it, he's been a vital part of the X-Men since his All-New, All-Different debut.

If Marvel doesn't stop this shit, then LC will soon be able to brag about leading more Avengers teams than Steve f*cking Rogers.

-Pr-
At least his Netflix show is good.

gunchar
Originally posted by Scarlet315
Some people triggered by that diversity is what it is. Cage all day!

Nope, i like Luke and the Alias series but i would prefer trolling in specific troll threads.

Without trolling is Luke of course just fodder here and Spidey too(regardless of Firelord).

Scarlet315
Originally posted by gunchar
Nope, i like Luke and the Alias series but i would prefer trolling in specific troll threads.

Without trolling is Luke of course just fodder here and Spidey too(regardless of Firelord).

Agreed. But i think if they had prep they could take her with wolvie being used as a weapon because i think if he did get a shot to stab ww, she could be down for the count.

Ps Luke cage season 2 was dope in my opinion. Bushmaster was more intimidating than even kilmonger in some ways. Luke cage leading teams or just someone else besides some blond haired blue eyed whatever to lead is what im down for no offense to anyone

deathslash
Just read through every post in this thread. KMC is pure gold sometimes.

riv6672
Diverse gold. Not pure.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by gunchar
Nope, i like Luke and the Alias series but i would prefer trolling in specific troll threads.

Without trolling is Luke of course just fodder here and Spidey too(regardless of Firelord).

You're acting as if Rebirth Diana wasn't severely hurt by mere bullets, lol.

Your posting history = 100% WW wanking, nothing else. And a sock to boot.

One Big Mob
Pr just wants an anal Lois night under Bendis. Bendis throws in a twist of course with Jon walking in. Cue confused dialogue gold

gunchar
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're acting as if Rebirth Diana wasn't severely hurt by mere bullets, lol.

Ah yes, using her piercing weapons weakness without context is always a good sign for someone who knows what he's talking about. What comes next a bullshit low showing due to Bat-God wank?


Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Your posting history = 100% WW wanking, nothing else.

I better not check your posting history if Street lvler Luke Cage beating Wonder Woman is somehow a reasonable idea to you.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And a sock to boot.

I still don't know what that even means, but well i would guess it's actually better than to be a troll who still waits for finally hitting puberty(i've heard 4Chan or the Youtube comments should be good places for people like yourself).

Stoic
She wins easily. The Wrecker was giving that team fits all by himself.

zopzop
Originally posted by Stoic
She wins easily. The Wrecker was giving that team fits all by himself.
Thing, Ms. Marvel, Mockingbird (she's useless though), and Iron Fist weren't there. It was just Luke Cage/Spiderwoman/Wolverine/Spiderman.

StiltmanFTW
And Veranke's pheromones were responsible for the poor performance of the NA team.

Cage didn't have much trouble smashing the shit out of Wrecker in the same run... only that time, it was Wrecker who was distracted, not Cage.

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