Disney Club
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Ratcat
Just in case i haven't mentioned it before, I'm a bit of a Disney nut and as my Holidays thread came of age and was closed I thought I'd start another irritating Holiday thread....
Dim
*born on Walt Disney's birthday
*
Ratcat
That's nothging, my wife was born on Adolf Hitlers birthday... Hmmmm.
queeq
Errrrr.... separation, right?
Ratcat
Actually, I think that's something I'm supposed to bring up as and when I want, and for you to listen with a sypathetiuc ear when I do.....
And being seperated doesn't stop her being my wife...
Gundark
You know talking about Disney reminds me of that line in Jurassic Park where Jeff Goldblum says that in Pirates of the Carribean the pirates don't eat the tourists. Hehehe. I thought that was pretty good.
Ratcat
Well, they'd have a full meal in me huh?
queeq
I thought you were losing weight big time.
Gundark
Yes, salad and all that stuff. More salad. What's up at the gym ?
Dim
I think he lives there
Ratcat
Gym, Swim, Aerobics, Khai Bo, you name it, I'm doing it.
Hey, I lost 3 stone and SIX INCHES from around my waist. I was a 42, now I'm a 36 so YAY ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
I 238lbs now, but I'm taking a break from a week or so in order that we can enjoy all that junk food in Orlando!
Gundark
We ?
queeq
Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Gundy!!!!
Khai Bo???? What is that? Something new? I heard of Tai Bo, but never of Khai Bo. Explain, RC.
Ratcat
Khai Bo is similar to Tia Bo, but much more intense. Less of the slow and a lot more of the snap!
Yes, We!!! You think I'm really gonna spend a week in Orlando all on my lonesome, you gotta be kiddin' me!!!
queeq
So you're a dangerous man now, RC. I better watch my step.
Ratcat
I wouldn't worry. It's all non contact and if I actually hit siomething I'd probably break my hand, unless it was EJ's face of course!! Oops, that just slipped out, sorry.
Dim
Tsk Tsk Tsk...bad RC *SLAP*
Xizor
The beach is...(flexes massive muscles and points).. That way.
Ratcat
Nah, don't do the beach thing... I just do that Disney Thang!!!
queeq
So, you gonna beat up Mickey then?
Ratcat
Nah, not me, but I do know someone who may beat him if he goes anywhere near her!!!
Dim
Hmm..wonder who would be crazy enough to beat up Mickey..
Ratcat
Well, I bet you would for starters.
queeq
Wasn't that topic off limits?
Anyway, I'm sure Goofy would kick your butt.
Ratcat
What topic? I was just saying that Dim has a dislike of Mickey Mouse. What are you trying to say?
queeq
I'm trying to say that Goofy might kick your butt.
Ratcat
Nah, he won't. Me and Goofy are goods mates. And if he hears that Dim's trying to beat up on poor Mickey then I wouldn't like to be in her shoes!
queeq
But Goofy would never hit a woman.
Ratcat
Whatever, I guess I'll find out next week.
queeq
Will you? Are you going dressed as a woman?
Ratcat
No, but there's alwasy a way to find out what you want to know.
queeq
I don't think I want to find out you're a cross dresser.
Ratcat
NO, I am not a cross dresser.... I'm just gonna play with me friend in the parks!!!
Ratcat
Well she is a she, genitically as well as physically.... And she is a friend so i guess that's a yes!
queeq
I always thought this topic was off limits. I'll leave it at this.
So whatcha gonna do first when you enter the park?
Ratcat
You keep saying that. What does that mean?
Anyway, It appears we're not actually going to Disney first. More like Universal Islands of Adventure. Lts of thrill rides.
queeq
Islands of.... Adventure???? Uh-oh...
Dim
For those of you that haven't caught on that I"m meeting RC at Disney...well, there ya go.
queeq
WHAT? What a surprise. Well, enjoy.
Gundark
Foresaw this with the force I did.
Ratcat
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Gundark
Ya know if somebody hits you on the back while you're making a face like that, it'll stay that way.
Ratcat
You may well be right....<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT="
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queeq
Well, Gundy. Maybe we should meet as well. Don't want to stay behind, now do we?
Ratcat
Hmmm, 4 go mad at WDW. Now that would be fun! Anything to see your faces on the Tower of Terror!!!
queeq
Who says we're going to WDW? We have adult things to do.
Ratcat
Ah, suddenly lost interest. Well, have a good time.
queeq
Like YAHTZEE!
Ratcat
Oh, the exciting life you lead.
Ratcat
Spare me please!!!!
queeq
Okay. You don't know what you're missing though.
Ratcat
I think I'll live. How am I gonna cope without this sniping for 8 days!!!
queeq
I think you'll return fully recharged. My feeble powers will be no match for you then.
Ratcat
Whuhaahaaahaaaaa!
Actually, fully recharged with a blackeye but that's another story?!
queeq
Black eye? You'll have to explain that one for me. I am dumb, remember.
Ratcat
Well everytime I go to Florida I come back with one injury or another. Just planning ahead!!!
queeq
I'll call 911 right now to warn them you're coming.
Ratcat
Good move, I'm not sure if my insurance will be too happy!!!!
queeq
I'm surprised they're still willing to cover your trips.
Ratcat
Well I don't tell them. And with all the added baggage on this one I'm glad about that.
Gundark
Don't worry about RC, queeq, he has nurse Cinderella to take care of him.
Ooooooo, I rolled a full boat !
queeq
Nurse Cinderella?????? Looks like RC is a true babe magnet.
Gundark
Beats having Nurse Diesel take care of you.
Ratcat
OK, well I'm sure in your worlds everything you lot have said makes pure sense. In mine it just sounds like Garbage.
Nuff said, please talk about someone else now.
queeq
Or a nurse in a bunny costume.
Ratcat
Hmmmm, well fine.
queeq
*writes down: One nurse in a bunny costume for RC*
Ratcat
You're not funny you know.....
queeq
I never said I was...
Ratcat
Well that's lucky then.....
*Starts unpacking case*
queeq
It's customary in my country to PACK a case when going on a trip.
Ratcat
Ya know, I heard that rumour....
queeq
But then we're usually stoned out of our wits...
Ratcat
I heard that rumour too.
Gundark
Ooooooo...RC made a MAD FACE ! You're so cute when you're angry.
How about another joke, RC, to cheer you up ?
A guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. He's sitting by himself and is surprised to hear a voice say "hey handsome". He looks around but no one seems to be speaking to him. Then he hears "you're a good looking guy". Again he looks around, confused. He calls the bartender over and says, "hey, I keep hearing these voices from somewhere but no one is talking to me. " The bartender says "oh, that's just the complimentary peanuts."
queeq
Err.... ha ha ha. Gundy, you have a "great" sense of humor.
Ratcat
I like it.
*finds toothbrush at bottom of case and starts repacking...*
queeq
Packing again???? Now I am confused. Make up your mind, you act like a woman.
Ratcat
Well, I had to find my toothbrush. At least I only have ONE case!!!
Gundark
Hey, at least you have to time to pack. Look how fast everybody had to get off Hoth. No time to pack there. Not even a pocket handkerchief.
Ratcat
And it was cold too.....
Not cold in Florida.
Dim
*not going on the Tower of Terror*
Ratcat
MENTAL NOTE: Pack rope and gag to get Dim on Tower of Terror.........
Ratcat
The best thing about the Tower of Terror. Watching people come off of it in tears.
queeq
I see that you have a cunning plan with Dim: comforting and that means hugging.
Ratcat
Oh no, not a chance!!! She wants to be a cry baby, she's on her own.
queeq
uh..... you're gonna have sooooooooooooooo much fun together.
Ratcat
Yep, flitting from one ride to the next without a care in the world.
queeq
And what about Dim?
Ratcat
OK, so what's next on the agenda.
Ratcat
Yep, that's on MY agenda!
Dim
I can see it now...I'm gonna have to ride that thing and I'll cry like a baby and RC will take as many pics as he can of me bawling...grrrrr
queeq
I think we might lose a mod then.
Anyway, you two, enjoy. And soon we'll kill this thread, nice timing with you two leaving.
Gundark
Yeah, have fun....queeq and I will stay on topic while you're gone.
Raz
Hope you have fun guys.
I'll try to keep the Mayhem and Chaos in check.
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