O.K. Why I've been online so much lately

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Putinbot1
I got Malaria from a mossy, followed by Typhoid from probably the salad in a Scwharma, I have not been eating anyone's ass, really... Hectic first six weeks back in West Africa, the blood test today said I have no active Salmonella so the Typhoid is on it's way out.

In my travels, I've had, a lot of regional diseases which until the second half of the last century were killers - legionnaires disease, cholera and now Malaria (which I have had twice before and Typhoid.

Have you had any diseases which would probably have killed you if you lived before modern medicine?

Amazingly, I still haven't taken a day off work with Malaria and Typhoid.

Mindship
Divirticulitis, inadvertently self-induced about 20 years ago (I was trying to gain weight and eating more than my body was used to). Yep, if not for antibiotics I'd be posting on KMC Afterlife Edition now.

Putinbot1
What happened Mindship that's a new one to me.

Mindship
I was trying to bulk up, eating to fullness after years of eating to only "3/4 full" (I don't like that bloated stomach feeling). My colon couldn't handle the volume, and in the middle of the night, told me so. The pain was excruciating; at one time I thought I would pass out from it. Off to the hospital I went (wife drove), where I stayed for the next 3 days consuming only clears, a glucose drip, and antibiotics.

Left untreated, a bad case of divirtic can lead to peritonitis, which is potentially fatal. At the very least, major surgery could be involved. I was lucky.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Mindship
I was trying to bulk up, eating to fullness after years of eating to only "3/4 full" (I don't like that bloated stomach feeling). My colon couldn't handle the volume, and in the middle of the night, told me so. The pain was excruciating; at one time I thought I would pass out from it. Off to the hospital I went (wife drove), where I stayed for the next 3 days consuming only clears, a glucose drip, and antibiotics.

Left untreated, a bad case of divirtic can lead to peritonitis, which is potentially fatal. At the very least, major surgery could be involved. I was lucky. Yes, you were and fascinating if I may say so. Glad you came through that.

Mindship
Originally posted by Putinbot1
Yes, you were and fascinating if I may say so. Glad you came through that. Thank you, my friend.

It's one of the reasons I consider getting older a privilege.

samhain
I'm a type 2 diabetic, not as impressive as you two guys but not so long ago, I'd have lapsed into a coma and probably died instead of being diagnosed as a 9=year old boy, also, I got Bette Davis eyes.

Mindship
It's nice to still be here, ain't it?

Putinbot1
@Sam, yeah modern medicine has saved a lot of us that's for sure.
@Mindship, hell yeah mate!

StyleTime
Diarrhea was a killer in the past. Still is in some places.

Most of us get a free badass point just for being born in the modern era.

Flyattractor
Not Really. Modern People are the biggest bunch of wussies nowadays. I mean you should see some of those Millennial Melt Downs on the Youtubes. Humanity is Doomed.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by StyleTime
Diarrhea was a killer in the past. Still is in some places.

Most of us get a free badass point just for being born in the modern era. Not untrue.

Flyattractor
Very Untrue.

StyleTime
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Not Really. Modern People are the biggest bunch of wussies nowadays. I mean you should see some of those Millennial Melt Downs on the Youtubes. Humanity is Doomed.
Yeah, but their buttholes aren't melting down.

That counts for something.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by StyleTime
Yeah, but their buttholes aren't melting down.

That counts for something.

Yes, and that is why the Millennial Race Must be Exterminated at ALL COST!

Because it will be a mercy genocide to save them from this being their FUTURE!!!!!!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7lvCvQE0Mj8/hqdefault.jpg

Robtard
Glad you're feeling better, Pbot1.


Did get really sick for about 5weeks or so about 10 years back, 30+ vials of blood drawn and endless test, doctors could not figure not exactly what I had. A rare disease specialist towards the last week or so made an educated guess, some virus (forget the name), but even he wasn't 100% sure. Came in went without a single day of treatment, as no one could pin it down.

I say this without pride or boastfulness, but I do believe what I had would have killed 99.99% of people smile

Blight

Putinbot1
@Rob and Blight... So many of us would not have made 40 a hundred years ago. and cheers Rob, still struggling with energy levels but it could be much worse.

Mindship
Originally posted by Robtard
I do believe what I had would have killed 99.99% of people smile Ever buy lottery tickets?

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