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I figured that we have so many new mambers that it must be time for a quick once round to find out where people are at. I'll just list the ones I remember for the benefit of the new guys and gals.

Raz - North, UK
Dim - Idaho, USA
Ratcat - Kent, UK
Xizor - Colorado, USA
Queeq - Holland
Gundark - Pennsylvania, USA
UnknownBountyHunter - German province
Darth Daft - UK
King Jedi - Scotland

Finti - NORWAY (The non EU country ) and EU just keep your meat I`ll eat grass from now on

No French steaks for the Norwegians, eh? GO NORWAY!

No French, British,Danish, Swedish steaks for us, we have nice meat of our own. No Dutch tulips either. EU is in quarantine, all of their goods. Norway followed Canada and USA on import restriction, in other words no import of goods from EU countries. Go Norwegian industries, no French cheese cuz our`s better anyway.

OK, if we're gonna bring it up. Do you know it has been discovered that this outbreak of Foot (hoof) and mouth actually originated in Asia and was imported into the UK from there.

...do you think the UK is getting a bad rep, RC?

Well, I'm beginning to wonder if I'll get out of the country on Wednesday. Someone could end up being stuck in Olando Airport without a ride!

You may have to sterilise your shoes in one of those buckets, RC.

Actually, I will be rather annoyed if they don't have the disinfectant mats out at the airport on both ends. In the current situatrion they really should have.

Maybe they won't even let you leave Kent.

Maybe, well then I won't be going anywhere....

Mickey will be sooooo sad.

Mickey wouldn't be the prob.

Donald will leave you loud voice mails.

Bingo! At lreast it won't be at 2 in the morning.

He might!

Hmmm, well he'll get an answer machine....

Now wait a minute. I thought queeq was from Amsterdamned, not Holland ?

OK, true, I muissed that one! hey, I'm only human.

Essex, UK. Ditto for Zareil.

Uh oh, better not upset you guys, you're a little too close.

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by that...

Well, you're in Essex, I'm in Kent. Most others aren't even in the same country....

Oh! You and I are too close! I thought you meant myself and Zareil...

Yeah, you'd better be careful. Because I'm THAT hard...

Yep, you're from Essex all right!

I'm not that hard at all,it;s tragic...

I am not a typical Essex guy. But that makes me very lonely...

Im from Staffordshire in England if anyone was interested.

Wow, are we actually beginning to get a sizable British contingent. Excellent.

BTW, Welcome Anda Witch, great to have you on board!

A british girl. That's what we needed (if you are indeed a girl, I just assumed). Welcome Edna. (NOT ANDA!)

Yeah, sorry, Typo!

I thought we where having enough trouble with the American ones!!!!

They're a handfull, alright.

Yeah, Dim and Gundark! They may Drusilla and Darla look like bunny rabbits.

I doubt Gundy will wear a bunny suit. A Labrador suit maybe, but that's not sexy.

And a bunny suit is????

Depends on how much cloth you use.

Well I was thinking big and pink and energiser bunny like.

Big? Big what?

A big costume, none of your skimpy Playboy stuff!!

Oh...... okay. Not sexy then.

No, not sexy....

But funny, yes? We'll have such a big laugh. Ha ha ha ha.

We will, well OK then...

Welcome, Edna Witch !

Sorry, queeq, I don't have a labrador suit. But you could at least get me a better-fitting sith robe. Yeesh.

Looks tight enough to me.

I am from UK.....in America, sorry guys. But I live in Cincinnati.

You are forgiven.

Oh, you meant the spandex sith robe.

Its great to be here! This is the first Star wars message board I have found where people are as mad as me! Its great! And yes I am a girl. A Dathomir witch you see!

Uh oh, well keep your spells under control. I'm already been turned into a Vampire, a WereWookiee and Frankie. I don't need any more nasty experiences...

But im a nice Dathomir witch. I am on the light side, not under Gethzerion's influence!

Good cos I've just about had enough for one day!

Do you know any nice magic tricks, Edna? I am always on the look-out for some great entertainment in my Tavern.

I thought we had enough with Dim and her resurrection spell!!! Remember how THAT turned out.

But she did that a midnight when I hardly had any customers. I need something more regular, not this one-in-an-afterlifetime thing.

So Edna, show me your tricks. Juggle? Bunny out of a high hat? Cards? Pigeons? What?

Okay, but don't expect me to be here to help you clean up the mess afterwars.

It's either that or pay your tab.

OK OK, I get the message.

So Edna...

...I can make these cool little balls of light that explode into hundreds of stars and look really ... well ... kinda pretty!

Oh I didn't have that before. What else?

I can fly around on my broomstick! If you give me a few minutes to practice then I might be able to give you a demonstration!

Okay, pop by in my Underwater Tavern and we'll talk in my office. Hope the water doesn't melt you.

This place is getting very spooky.

Well, this place shifts according to who is here. Edna must have a strong personality... for a witch that looks like a TV set.

Now, now, be nice.

Hey she knew the risks when she chose the name! If anyone ever works out where my one comes from they can make comments...

Anyhow, it WAS nice. I happen to think TV witches are very attractive.

Hmm... reading that back... cue Willow pun here...

I did wonder if it was a reference to Star trek DS9?

No, just Will'o the Wisp.

Welcome Edna, it's always great to have more ladies in the forum, I am the Dark Prince Xizor. Do you like EU, with all that Dathomir talk I thought you might, although most brits do not. While we're on brits, you guys have eclipsed the US in membership, Where did all the American's go? Well I forgot about EJ...

We're all trying to forget THAT one!

Ah, I see RC carries no grudges. Hehehe.

Well that makes the women a trio now. Edna, what is Dathomir ? Please educate the stupid american.

Stupid Amrican should read more EU!!!!

Oh Gundy dear, I have a massive grudge. One day, one day!!!!!

Dim, Gundy and Edna. Reminds me of Macbeth's three weird sisters.

OK, long time since I read Macbeth but I don't remember them being sisters.....

I thought they were called that way.

What is dathomir, enlighten an educated Norwegian who doesnt regard EU as important, whether its SW or politics

As I understand it, though Xizor acn probably correct me, the Witchs of Dathomir we force capable and Luke Skywalker met them once. That's all I nknow.

Okay, gotcha. Ya know, I find as I go posting around, most people either love EU or hate it. Do or do not.

I just I had time to read it all.

3 witches huh?...hmmm..Like the Witches of Eastwick...we just need to find our Jack Nicholson .

Yeah, in the Joke makeup!!!!!

Dathomir was a planet that Han gambled for and won so that he could impress princess Leia by becoming the ruler of a planet so that she would marry him instead of prince Isolder. Anyway, as he said, there they found a whole clan of force strong witches who had Ranchors for pets!

Anyway onto Willo the wisp. I think you will find that Edna was the big fat pink fairy not the television actually!

Oh yeah and by EU I take it you mean the European Union? Sorry. I refuse to talk about that. mainly because I do not wish to make myself look stupid! Being a scientific kinda gal, I know absolutely nowt about politics! Sorry!

Then you are ion gopod company. I can make a dozen fluffs a minute on most topics.

That would be The Courtship of Princess Leia then?

Sorry, my dear. Evil Edna was the television set, the fairy was Mavis.

He's right you know, but she was a witch TV....

Doesn't matter, Edna, I wuv you already. You can be Dim's replacement when she's gone.

Hmmmm, that's not very nice. Dimmy is you friend and you dum her like she's from Idaho or something.

Friend? She just sits around my bar, hardly drinks anything, hardly ever orders anything. And just look at Edna.....*gasp*... and she can do many magic tricks.

Boy, you are soooo gonna get it from her.

Well I dont care for EU in Star Wars or the European Union.(whimps) heard something about a common flag. Thats got a boost their popularity.

Hmmm, common flag, no thank you.

How about a greyish flag with a big turd in the middle.

I guess that would sum up the EU, but you'd have to put some superficial frosting around the edge of the turd!

'What's the point of having a thread if it gets taken away from you? You realise that the EU debate has already nationalised alnmost half the threads in the GDF...'

Biggs to Luke, cut scene from ANH.

Gundark, did you get people fawning all over you when you joined up here? Edna seems to have caused quite a stir.

We fawn of Gundy all the time...

I missed out on the stir part

She asked ME for a dance, though. Mind you, I didn't know why anyone was at the time. I guessed at Gundark's femininty based on her backchat with queeq.

Obviously.

It wasn't THAT obvious. For a start, queeq might have been the woman for all Iknew. Bloody net.

queeq a woman

queeq, a girl, Oh that's BRILLIANT.

And with that, I'm outta here...


M I C K E Y M O U S E!!!!

Well, come on, all I had was the name, a mad bar and an on-going arguement with the much-missed Merc about the Exapnded Universe...

and I thought I was irreplacable..boy oh boy..


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