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In my dotage, I am somewhat behind in internet culture. What is a Lobster boi or boy and is anyone on this forum one?

Your blood sugar is just low. Go eat lunch.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
In my dotage, I am somewhat behind in internet culture. What is a Lobster boi or boy and is anyone on this forum one?

Comes from this brilliance:

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I also think possibly that the JP-boys have evolved it further to be a "lobster" is to be an ideal person.


A few years ago a "Lobster" meant the person you're supposed to be with for life. Think that came from the 2015 film "The Lobster", as lobsters mate for life.

Yeah think it just means some JP groupie.

So two butthurt threads about JP by Putinbot.

What did he do to trigger you bro?

Originally posted by Robtard
Comes from this brilliance:

bZnygvRRmPE

I also think possibly that the JP-boys have evolved it further to be a "lobster" is to be an ideal person.


A few years ago a "Lobster" meant the person you're supposed to be with for life. Think that came from the 2015 film "The Lobster", as lobsters mate for life. Well my degree is only in Molecular Biology, my Evolutionary Biology is not great especially going back 350 million years, however, there is a big difference to a hierarchy based on neurological gratification and that which is a social construct partially based on coercion. The guy is a ****wit.

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah think it just means some JP groupie. Does he have female groupies?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Does he have female groupies?

Just frail, frightened men, mostly.

Originally posted by BackFire
Just frail, frightened men, mostly.

lol

Originally posted by BackFire
Just frail, frightened men, mostly.

Originally posted by BackFire
Just frail, frightened men, mostly.

Almost as frail as the men who get triggered by him.

Originally posted by Surtur
Almost as frail as the men who get triggered by him. When I see this post I picture an angry 120 pound neckbeard in a My Little Pony fedora looking at this thread while screaming about cucks.

More. I've seen putinbot, and I've seen videos of the people in attendance of his ted talks. They're a stiff breeze away from having several broken bones.

Originally posted by BackFire
More. I've seen putinbot, and I've seen videos of the people in attendance of his ted talks. They're a stiff breeze away from having several broken bones. I'm not one to brag but...

Stop pulling his leg, people.

It means Son of Lobster Man:



https://www.theatlantic.com/static/img/upload/2013/11/08/rendered/5ac118ca13054d85d40a0a090023ee04_350x466.jpg

This is Lobster Boy and yep he's a murderer:

https://i.imgur.com/pcvcyRL.jpg

Say what you will, but I bet his pinches are no joke.

Anyone know who "Flipper Boy" is?

I think he was the inspiration for the American Horror Story character.

Originally posted by Robtard
Comes from this brilliance:

bZnygvRRmPE

I also think possibly that the JP-boys have evolved it further to be a "lobster" is to be an ideal person.


A few years ago a "Lobster" meant the person you're supposed to be with for life. Think that came from the 2015 film "The Lobster", as lobsters mate for life.
Phoebe on Friends used "lobster" in regards to the person you're supposed to be with before that movie...


https://youtu.be/TyvRjF0NBeM

Originally posted by darthgoober
Phoebe on Friends used "lobster" in regards to the person you're supposed to be with before that movie...


https://youtu.be/TyvRjF0NBeM

As a straight man, I never really watched friends. But thanks for the insight

Originally posted by Robtard
As a straight man, I never really watched friends. But thanks for the insight
How do you not like Friends? You gotta be dead inside man...

On topic, "lobster boy" was a real guy who worked out of the circus and had a medical condition that fused his fingers and toes together so it looked like he had little claws where his hands should be. I think he eventually killed somebody.

Originally posted by darthgoober
On topic, "lobster boy" was a real guy who worked out of the circus and had a medical condition that fused his fingers and toes together so it looked like he had little claws where his hands should be. I think he eventually killed somebody.

Bingo, I posted his pic on the previous page.

Originally posted by Surtur
Bingo, I posted his pic on the previous page.
Oh shit, I didn't even notice. Guess that'll teach me to pay attention to the posts before mine lol

No problem, topics can move fast here.

Originally posted by Robtard
As a straight man, I never really watched friends. But thanks for the insight

The tv version of Zima.

Originally posted by Robtard
As a straight man, I never really watched friends. But thanks for the insight

Only Good episode of "Friends" was the episode where Monica got pantsed.

Originally posted by Surtur
I think he was the inspiration for the American Horror Story character. they really parodied Flipper boy... haha , he's a handicapped porno star popular on wattsapp groups. Pretty sick but funny stuff.