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Starting with me. Then we can switch to other posters. No holds barred. As long as you keep it funny anything goes.

Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?

Still getting knotted by Fido, Sam?

Originally posted by Bentley
Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?
No. Because i'm a bad boy. As opposed to my dog. Who is a very good boy. droolio

C'mone people. I shouldn't be roasting myself.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Still getting knotted by Fido, Sam?
Yep. And that's a start. Keep them coming.

Originally posted by Bentley
Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?

He did not, but he now has it.

If you're going to have people roast you, shouldn't you post a photo of yourself or something? Because otherwise what are we supposed to roast, your shitty and virginesque avatar and sig?

Fair enough.
Behold! The poster this forum deserves! Definitely not the one it needs!

https://s7d8.turboimg.net/t/39722527_43F7-9DD1-F1B860841E2F.png

You look like an adult version of Morty from Rick and Morty just with a slightly fatter face.

Originally posted by SamZED
Starting with me. Then we can switch to other posters. No holds barred. As long as you keep it funny anything goes.

f*ck you.

Sorry, I'm not feeling creative today.

Roast you?


https://i.postimg.cc/SQwq7Mcf/samroast.jpg

Boobies booies yuck gross.. Round fat balls of mass.. Big ones small ones gross little teenage boy ones. Steve sucks boobies..

Originally posted by SamZED
Fair enough.
Behold! The poster this forum deserves! Definitely not the one it needs!

https://s7d8.turboimg.net/t/39722527_43F7-9DD1-F1B860841E2F.png

When you were born, the doctor didn't slap you on the butt. He slapped your mother for not aborting you.

But you sure showed that doctor by growing up into a socially awkward, skinny-fat guy who can't tie at least one shoelace.

Lastly, only an idiot like you would be capable of finding the only giant turd inside intense fog...and then squish your way up to the top to pose like a douche.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Roast you?


https://i.postimg.cc/SQwq7Mcf/samroast.jpg
Nicely done. Appreciated. But i'm looking for something like this:

Originally posted by dadudemon
When you were born, the doctor didn't slap you on the butt. He slapped your mother for not aborting you.

But you sure showed that doctor by growing up into a socially awkward, skinny-fat guy who can't tie at least one shoelace.

Lastly, only an idiot like you would be capable of finding the only giant turd inside intense fog...and then squish your way up to the top to pose like a douche.
Now that's a roast. The turd part made me laugh out loud.


Originally posted by Bashar Teg
f*ck you.

Sorry, I'm not feeling creative today.
C'mone, man. More effort.

You are not worth the effort.

Originally posted by SamZED
Now that's a roast. The turd part made me laugh out loud.

I don't believe most of that crap. You're not skinny fat nor are you a douche. But that's definitely a turd you're squishing on!

Originally posted by SamZED
Fair enough.
Behold! The poster this forum deserves! Definitely not the one it needs!

https://s7d8.turboimg.net/t/39722527_43F7-9DD1-F1B860841E2F.png You look like Mr. Clean with hair.

Originally posted by SamZED
Fair enough.
Behold! The poster this forum deserves! Definitely not the one it needs!

https://s7d8.turboimg.net/t/39722527_43F7-9DD1-F1B860841E2F.png

Frank Castle wants to have some words with you.

Sorry, Sam. You can't just dump your epic Punisher t-shirt and replace it with that... that f*cking harlot.

Bullet in the skull. Accept it. Frank will make it quick.

And you're fat.

Says the Short Angry Person with a Static Electric Hair Problem...

I'm not short.

I'm not angry.

Sam is my bestie.

You're not. You're a waste of KMC forum space and should be permabanned asap

Originally posted by Jmanghan
You look like Mr. Clean with hair.
Sht. This shouldn't have been as funny as it ended up being

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Frank Castle wants to have some words with you.

Sorry, Sam. You can't just dump your epic Punisher t-shirt and replace it with that... that f*cking harlot.

Bullet in the skull. Accept it. Frank will make it quick.
It's Harley. Plus I got me a new Punisher tshirt with a way cooler skull.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And you're fat. But still sexy, right?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm not short.

I'm not angry.

Sam is my bestie.

You're not. You're a waste of KMC forum space and should be permabanned asap And you're a dick.

Originally posted by SamZED
It's Harley.

Ik. Hence why I called her a harlot biscuits

And it makes it even worse, y'know? Not only you let a woman take Frank's place... which in itself is disgusting beyond belief... you had to pick one from DC to boot

Originally posted by SamZED
Plus I got me a new Punisher tshirt with a way cooler skull.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Originally posted by SamZED
But still sexy, right?

Without a doubt

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Ik. Hence why I called her a harlot biscuits

And it makes it even worse, y'know? Not only you let a woman take Frank's place... which in itself is disgusting beyond belief... you had to pick one from DC to boot



I'll believe it when I see it.



Without a doubt

Don't pretend you don't have 800 nude Harley fan art pics saved on your computer.

I'll uploaded it some time soon.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
And you're a dick.

Originally posted by SamZED
As long as you keep it funny anything goes.

Originally posted by SamZED
Don't pretend you don't have 800 nude Harley fan art pics saved on your computer.

I'll uploaded it some time soon.



Okay, okay. I'm even a moderator of one of the Harley&Ivy groups on FB.

Originally posted by SamZED


Jma is pissed because he typed his nickname in a forum search and found out what members think of him

Bran is like Kraven, he's gonna stalk his prey, toy with it and then skin it in the end. Run, Jma. Run.