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Doom is transported to our world with none of his resources, including his armor. He is transported in street cloths and a working cell phone in New York. He is given a yr to take over the world by breaking our leaders, seizing the army, etc... he will have to take complete control of each nation.

Doom intelligence far exceeds ours... is he able to achieve said results?

Yes. He still has magic, which is far beyond anything we have.

He's done it before, only he was in prehistoric times.

Yes, obviously.

Originally posted by carver9
Doom is transported to our world with none of his resources, including his armor. He is transported in street cloths and a working cell phone in New York. He is given a yr to take over the world by breaking our leaders, seizing the army, etc... he will have to take complete control of each nation.

Doom intelligence far exceeds ours... is he able to achieve said results? Samsung or Apple?

Samsung

Turns out his phone was "fixed" by carver9 a day before Doom got it.

It explodes in Doom's face, scarring him even worse than his experiment did.

Originally posted by carver9
Samsung

How many apps does he have access to?

Is his battery fully charged?

Incognito mode enabled or nah?

3G connection or Wifi only?

We're gonna need you to answer here Carver...it's essential to our response.

Yeah, seriously.

I'm gonna report him to Pr and Galan if he doesn't reply.

What about the touchscreen? Is it in mint condition or scratched already?

Facial recognition technology or do you have to use your thumbs like a neanderthal?

Most importantly, who's gonna pay Doom's bills?

Model of Samsung?

If Doom has a Galaxy S3 Mini, fully charged, the battery drains dry in about a minute.

Does Victor get a case for his phone?

Are we sure Trump won't just deport him on the spot?

Does he get to wear g-strings?

And breast implants bigger then The Russians?

What about make-up?

Carver is not giving him his mask, so Vic needs to visit some beauty salon before showing up on our Earth.

Who would win in a beauty pageant: Trans Doom, or Femme-Gardner?

This thread took a turn.

What sort of ring tone does he use on his phone? One of the pre-recorded ones, or an especially 'Doomy' sounding one?

What is his PIN code?

Does Doom get access to WIFI ?

Does he get any freebies for signing up to an 18 month contract (Fitbit, PS4 etc)?

Does he have the charger and usb cable with the phone?

How long since his last shower?

Would he watch 2015 Fantastic Four?

Humans

Does it come with a pre-loaded album from U2? If so, Doom goes apesh*t and trashes the entire planet in a day.

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For real though, is he bound to a contract or is it a month for month plan?

Originally posted by Damborgson


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For real though, is he bound to a contract or is it a month for month plan?

I mean, his credit worthiness must be shite, no?

What happens if he accidentally pocket-dials, say, Thanos...?

What games are pre-installed on the phone? Can Doom play Spider-Man, for example?

This thread has run its course. I'll ask a mod to close it. You all are trippin.

This is one of your best threads, Chocolate King.

Leave it open or I'm leaving our bed, carv. Don't make me do this.

Originally posted by carver9
This thread has run its course. I'll ask a mod to close it. You all are trippin.

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Closing at thread starter's request.