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Balder

Warrior's Three

Heimdall

Sif


vs

Colossus

Wolverine

Nightcrawler

Gambit

Jubilee

Beast

who wins?

Asgard stomps. T2's only hope is if Nightcrawler is bloodlusted and goes for the kill asap (which won't happen if everyone is fighting in character).

Originally posted by zopzop
Asgard stomps. T2's only hope is if Nightcrawler is bloodlusted and goes for the kill asap (which won't happen if everyone is fighting in character).

Colossus> all.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Colossus > Ares.

Balder was legitimately impressive in Simonsons Thor Run I thought at least

I feel like Colossus is better than the rest of the Asgardians though barring Sif

If Balder's powers are working, he solos. If not, the X-men win after a tough fight.

Either Balder or Heimdal solo.

Volstagg solos, or that's how he remembers it.

Originally posted by Badabing
Volstagg solos, or that's how he remembers it.


"So there I was, the heroic Volstaag, outnumbered a million to one, nay a trillion to one"

"My comrades had all fallen, twas up to me to slay the hel-spawn known as....Jubilee."

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Either Balder or Heimdal solo.
Wolverine guts them both.

Originally posted by Damborgson
"My comrades had all fallen, twas up to me to slay the hel-spawn known as....Jubilee."

I think she just died

Wolverine decapitates the small gods

Originally posted by Sin I AM
I think she just died

Who killed her? 🤔

Wolverine is a major factor here.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Who killed her? 🤔

Madrox or one of his dupes...i speed read thru the issue so i could be wrong

Asgard stomps

BATBUTTOCKS YESSSSSS!!!

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Either Balder or Heimdal solo.
No.

Originally posted by Damborgson
"My comrades had all fallen, twas up to me to slay the hel-spawn known as....Jubilee."

"Was I afraid? Nay, for I eat mutants like these as a snack.

But then, the Canadian they call Wolverine heated his claws up......"

Assburgh

Wolverine/Nightcrawler combo solos.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
BUT PHIL... BUT PHIL!!!

BALDER SHIELDED HIMSELF FROM THAT ASGARDIAN PIE!!!!! Cyclops has nanosecond reaction time:

https://s7d7.turboimg.net/t/39794763_CyclopsNanosecond.jpg
And Wolverine is styling on him:

http://i.imgur.com/9WFhovw.png

Logan speedblitzes Asgard.

I'm convinced, they're all statues to him.

Especially Thor.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11128/111282548/5153705-slow+like+cloud.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
BUT PHIL... BUT PHIL!!!

BALDER SHIELDED HIMSELF FROM THAT ASGARDIAN PIE!!!!!
The pie never lies!
http://i.imgur.com/605Sk7Ym.jpg

I love to see Thor fans jokingly posting the light speed pie just to try and be "in on the joke", when it's actually been used as a legitimate argument by them, time and time again.

Thor fans in 2018:
http://i.imgur.com/ci9Dldw.jpg

People love trolling thor for some reason...its always the same thing, just go blow a norseman already and get it out your system.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
blow a norseman already and get it out your system. What works for you doesn't work for everybody, luv.

Struck a chord i see

Da fukk?

What minority @$$ raped u today?

So angry...

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Struck a chord i see You're activating my whole orchestra, sin.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Ijs it's odd. Kinda like a closeted fetish that some bash in the light Yeah, that makes sense.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Ijs it's odd. Kinda like a closeted fetish that some bash in the light
Nah.. He must've got really triggered about something around here as per usual. I'm sure ill find it...

On the 163rd street post as you get back home, there will be a message that will reveal it all.

Start counting, stupid.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--g9yj-M5p--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/wi1pbs0rozctoh6x9k8j.jpg

Just found it.
Oh gawd Phil.. What r u ten? That was from a stupid old useless debate. Keeping grudges will kill u u know?

U catch feelings like a tween.

Damn, that was a fast count.

Tell your mom to drive slower.

Mom jokes? facepalm


https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnBfgqbeyCciICI/giphy.gif

Arkon would beat the sh_t out of Colossus.

Conan founded the X-men and Asgard.

He would beat the crap out of Arkon, Colossus & Ares all at once.

Conan. Is.

Two of the fouding members of the Fantastic Four were Conan's biceps.

Mjolnir was crafted out of Conan's toe nail shavings.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Conan founded the X-men and Asgard.

And Polemachus.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
He would beat the crap out of Arkon, Colossus & Ares all at once.

True power

The Yancy Street Gang that gave Thing permanent ptsd were a few of Conan's bastard sons.

And He-Man is their leader

Xavier learned to walk again because Conan believed in him.

Conan hit Mungi in the head so hard, Mungi started fanboying over Alpha Flight.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
"Was I afraid? Nay, for I eat mutants like these as a snack.

But then, the Canadian they call Wolverine heated his claws up......"