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And what were your resolutions?

Eat Less. Drink More.

I didn't make any New Year resolutions. It didn't cross my mind. I think that's because I have multiple goals and they didn't start at the new year. hmm


The new year is going well, so far.

Terrible.

Going good, already managed to get 15hrs of overtime.

Stab my hand with a pen once every hour.

My New Year was good. Just stayed in with my girlfriend. I don't make New Years resolutions.

No wonder your life keeps getting worse

It's a terrible cycle.

Sounds like it, how can I help?

Make me a better man.

Broly makes Backfire want to be a better man <3

Originally posted by BackFire
Make me a better man.



https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d7/29/c6/d729c65f1b519e619f1ac5b85ac0b27c.jpg

Bin good.

Hehe

Drink less and adopt more personal responsibility.


Also my New Years celebration was great, hit my new bong for the first time at the very instant 2018 died, held the hit in, slammed a shot of bourbon, continued to hold the hit in, then hit two different vapes at once then exhaled everything.

I threw up at like 2 in the morning though so that was fun.

I had a bit of a hard orange soda. It was over a year past the expiration date but I'm crazy like that.

Kel likes orange soda.

I don't trust a person that doesn't like orange soda.

Green river is better though.

I have no idea what that is. I'm going to look it up.

Ok looked it up, not a big fan of lime but it sounds cool.

Yeah it's green but it doesn't taste like lime though really. Tastes like green, the essence of green.

Nickelodeon slime?

Maybe. I don't have anything to compare it to.

If I'm ever in the Chicago area I'll give it a try.

I stabbed this kid in little league cuz he talked shit about green river.

Had to be done.

I've decided to try sobriety so I can lose weight now that I'm officially single. I've come to the conclusion that nobody wants to date a fat f*ck so I need to lose weight and get rid of this fat belly of mine.

I haven't smoked in 18 months, so there's that. I'm proud that I've been able to stay smoke free for so long.

The hard part will be boredom. I need to find a way to tackle that eventual hurdle. I also need to get a gym membership, but I don't know how to work out. I guess I can pay for a personal trainer for the first few months.

My main overall goal: Lose weight so I can lower my blood pressure and look good naked.

Drink Only Everclear/ Moonshine/ Corn Liquor Straight. Great way to clean all the toxins out of your system.

Originally posted by Impediment
I've decided to try sobriety so I can lose weight now that I'm officially single. I've come to the conclusion that nobody wants to date a fat f*ck so I need to lose weight and get rid of this fat belly of mine.

I haven't smoked in 18 months, so there's that. I'm proud that I've been able to stay smoke free for so long.

The hard part will be boredom. I need to find a way to tackle that eventual hurdle. I also need to get a gym membership, but I don't know how to work out. I guess I can pay for a personal trainer for the first few months.

My main overall goal: Lose weight so I can lower my blood pressure and look good naked.

If you're fat why don't you just date other fatties?

More Pushin for the Cushion!

Find yourself a fat girl with low self esteem and just hope neither of the following things happens:

-she loses weight
-she gets diabetes

Yeah. When dating a Fat and or Ugly Chick always make sure she wears "Protection".

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/waving-hello-woman-smiling-paper-bag-head-20296475.jpg

...and turning the lights out don't hurt either.

Also that "protection" also extends to a stern talk with her about the consequences of her telling her friends about anything that goes down.

Oh and don't forget to Double Up on your Eye Prescription Goggles either...

http://www.adinnerguest.com/wp-content/uploads/beer-goggles-485x250.jpg

Originally posted by Surtur
If you're fat why don't you just date other fatties? Because nobody wants to date a fat phuck.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Because nobody wants to date a fat phuck.

yep. nembro is a Fattie hater.

It's true, that's why I hate myself.

Fat girls give the best head.

I made a resolution to come back here and tell you all how shit your taste in movies is.

Welcome back

It won't be permanent.

Now you're just being mean

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
It won't be permanent. Hopefully my suicide is.

how are you going to conquer boredom?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Also my New Years celebration was great, hit my new bong for the first time at the very instant 2018 died, held the hit in, slammed a shot of bourbon, continued to hold the hit in, then hit two different vapes at once then exhaled everything.

I threw up at like 2 in the morning though so that was fun.

I think stuff like this is retarded AF and you're a moron for doing it.

However, if you enjoyed yourself and didn't die...it's your life, your body, so have fun.

Becoming vegetarian and slowly working my way to being vegan. Drinking less and routinely working out.

Pretty simple goals, but major benefits.

Good goals

Had a nice time down at my grandparents. Really enjoyable.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I think stuff like this is retarded AF and you're a moron for doing it.

However, if you enjoyed yourself and didn't die...it's your life, your body, so have fun.
Eh first time throwing up from drinking in like a year, I think I know my limits reasonably well.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Hopefully my suicide is. Stop talking like that <3

Originally posted by NemeBro
Hopefully my suicide is.

If at First You Don't Succeed. Practice is the Best Advice to Heed!

My new year is going great, I'd had sex three times by Jan 2nd.

My new years resolution, finish the professional qualification i am doing and startmy Ph.D.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Hopefully my suicide is.

Practice makes perfect.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
If at First You Don't Succeed. Practice is the Best Advice to Heed!

If at first you don't succeed, smoke a bowl of weed.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Because nobody wants to date a fat phuck.

I would bang one if the face and dick were right.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I would bang one if the face and dick were right. From a toxicity masculine hetero, every hole is a goal.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
From a toxicity masculine hetero, every hole is a goal.

I am a little more selective than that, but there is a saying that "there is no such thing as an ugly guy with a big dick." Meaning, if a guy has a nice piece, there is a lot more wiggle room than you might think.

*look for my next host on KMC, B
cos why not......am The Spectre

*have a rematch with michael demiurgos.

*exact my wrath on all who are deserving of it on KMC.

And....... wait... holy shit. just saw raz's ghost pass the forum..

Originally posted by The Spectre+
*look for my next host on KMC, B
cos why not......am The Spectre

*have a rematch with michael demiurgos.

*exact my wrath on all who are deserving of it on KMC.

And....... wait... holy shit. just saw raz's ghost pass the forum..

2018 member, 430 posts, wow. Are you an Incel?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
2018 member, 430 posts, wow. Are you an Incel?

haermm

Originally posted by Putinbot1
2018 member, 430 posts, wow. Are you an Incel?

whats up with you and incels? 'they torment you???
And No I'm not an incel!!!!!!


Be careful not to rise my ire..for The Spectre knows no bounds