Batman vs Deadpool

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MrMind
Both with all their gadgets and gears

fight starts in farthest opposite side of an abandon port, neither combatant knows each other's location. but they do know basic information about other's ability
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morals are OFF, both are willing to kill, no CIS

StiltmanFTW
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Wade gets killed.

MrMind
the only human that can kill immortal is constanine

I don't think batsy's up there yet

One Big Mob
Batman. Spite thread

leonidas
thumb up

and since when do you need to kill anyone to win a fight? wade's been ko'd TONS of times....

Philosophía
Batman could just use restrain him with grapnel gun/foam, and take his time doing...whatever he wants with him.

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MrMind
yeah it's not a death match so that part is pretty clear

also Michael Keaton is a better Vulture than Batman

StyleTime
It's not impossible for Deadpool to take wins, but this scenario is an uphill struggle for him. He doesn't have Wolverine's senses or tracking skills, and Batman is among the stealthiest in comics. Bruce is practically guaranteed the first strike, and essentially gets some prep time due to the environment. He could theoretically strike and go back into hiding too. With all gadgets allowed, he's got plenty of options.

Wade is mostly limited to conventional arms, and can't really find his opponent. He could try and blow himself up hoping to catch Bruce in the aoe, but that won't be a consistent strategy.

shiv
lol at knowing basic information about batman's abilities.

He's human has no powers has no suit wears a costume carries a lot of gadgets throws boomerangs, well something like boomerangs called batarangs, swings from buildings with ropes climbs up buildings with ropes or something uh has vehicles which he calls the batcycle the batmobile the batcopter and the bat boat? wears a mask in the shape of a bat wears a cloak uh is a street level hero fights criminals and such with martial arts yeah batman's basic information makes him seem like a killer moth type character... Knowing Batman's Basic Information ... and only knowing Batman's Basic Information... does no one good friend or foe.

Deadpool's Screwed.

Aakla
The problem with Deadpool is that he is all over the board. He was suppose to have been highly trained fighter, like top 1% best of the best kind of thing, then got a healing factor, strength, speed and reaction boosted. So he should be able to easily wipe the floor with any regular human no matter how well trained. but then he loses to the Punisher and other martial artists. Also he has changed over the years. after the curse that made him immortal he became a lot more silly and less of a badass. The Deadpool that owned Shatterstar in the danger room without even trying would, imo take out Batman 10/10.

StiltmanFTW
To be fair now, Bruce would do the same thing to Shatterstar.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Batman every single time tbh.

cdtm
Bruce mounts a Freeze Gun on one of his armors.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by cdtm
Bruce mounts a Freeze Gun on one of his armors.

Doesn't even need that.

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He didn't prep for Damage. Yet:

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Flyattractor
Make this Batman 66 so Bats can just whip out a can of AntiMutantSpray.

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shiv
Originally posted by Aakla
The problem with Deadpool is that he is all over the board. He was suppose to have been highly trained fighter, like top 1% best of the best kind of thing, then got a healing factor, strength, speed and reaction boosted. So he should be able to easily wipe the floor with any regular human no matter how well trained. but then he loses to the Punisher and other martial artists. Also he has changed over the years. after the curse that made him immortal he became a lot more silly and less of a badass. The Deadpool that owned Shatterstar in the danger room without even trying would, imo take out Batman 10/10.

That Deadpool had a contact who supplied his employer with all the entry codes to enter that secure facility and the schematics of that facility and the schedules of every member in that facility so Deadpool could enter that facility hide himself in the ventilation system and study Shatterstar training in the Danger Room (privately) for hours before jumping down 100% Fresh with Prep fighting some one he'd studied on file and in person who did not have the same advantage.

That version of Deadpool / Any version gets taken down in rapid time with a bolo toss, flurry of tranq darts a trusty bat-kick and some of that infinite length mega high tensile strength rope The Batman uses to mummify the criminal element.

Deadpool, dangling from a lamp post with no traction, struggle as much as he might is not breaking that rope.

StyleTime
Originally posted by Aakla
The problem with Deadpool is that he is all over the board. He was suppose to have been highly trained fighter, like top 1% best of the best kind of thing, then got a healing factor, strength, speed and reaction boosted. So he should be able to easily wipe the floor with any regular human no matter how well trained. but then he loses to the Punisher and other martial artists. Also he has changed over the years. after the curse that made him immortal he became a lot more silly and less of a badass. The Deadpool that owned Shatterstar in the danger room without even trying would, imo take out Batman 10/10.
It's not a straight up fight though. Batman would be like a ghost in this setting.

Aakla
Originally posted by StyleTime
It's not a straight up fight though. Batman would be like a ghost in this setting.

Yeah but 90's Deadpool was a beast. The more recent Deadpool is mostly humor. I'm no expert on Batman though so I would have to take your word for it, but imo 90s Deadpool would wreck any non super powered fighter fairly easily.

The Spectre+
wade's mouth would make bats kill him till he loses immortality.

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