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Sombody asked for SW sounds earlier, who?
I got some so I can email those who wants.

What do you have?

Vader lyrics like Im your father, the force is with you young sky......, appology acceptet kaptein needa, etc etc
emperor it is unavoidable it is your destiny. you like your father are now mine..
saber sound.
I was surfing to kill time today and came across some sounds...

Oh, cool. Well, it's not that hard to find them. I have a few of these complete themes with wallpapers, pointers and sounds.

I have Vader having getting ...gratification.

That must be one hell of a breath o mania

Got your e-mail, finti, thanks.

Dim, why am I not surprised my fellow gutter woman would have that ?

I would kind of like to have that. Just for my file.

finti's got Gundy's e-mail address? MYYYY Gundy? I don't even have that.

Ahem, MYYYY queeq-darling...you can get anybody's e-mail address by clicking on their name where Raz's notice is posted before you enter the forums or to the left of their posts on their name and it will give you the profile of that person including their e-mail if they have chosen to provide it. Although I'm afraid you can't read the mail between me and finti.

I never fill out the profile data. You never know what sickos might mail you.

Well since I'm mayhem, that leaves me out of the sicko category. You could just delete sicko mail, you know.

But they know your e-mail address. And the real sicko's keep mailing. So what's your address again, Gundy?

My address is "[email protected]

Thanks Gundy, you're real pal.

Just think of all the new and interesting people you'll meet.

There's plenty of that kind here.

Oh, thank you for the compliment, queeq-darling.

Sorry. Didn't mean to.

(Gundark opens mail from sicko)

Dear Gundark, tell queeq I am going to rip out his heart and eat it in front of him then chop him up in little pieces and mulch his tulips with him. Respectfully yours, Sicko.

Great! A dinner invitation, how nice.

Hehehe.

You know with all the UNREGISTERED USERS studying us, there's gotta be at least one sicko amongst them all. Yeesh.

And if not, would you apply for the job?

Sorry. Mayhem is a full time job plus mandatory overtime. Someone else will have to volunteer to be the board sicko.

I wish I could, but unfortunately Chaos is a lifetime job 24 hours a day. Maybe Dim'll like it, she can team up with RC and be Sick&Sicko.

More like Drac & Vampira.

Vlad & Tepez

Tooth & Tooth Ache.

Bah, not much on impaling...

Depends on how you look at it.

Sounds like queeq has a 'certain point of view' on impaling. Do enlighten us, master.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII do not think that's very appropriate here. Step into the closet and I'll show you.

Normally you need something rather large for a good impaling...

Indeed.

What!?! I was talking about a stake or something.....

A stake? Yes, that may work.

Well I always thought that if you're gonna do some impaling, you really do need a stake.

So that's how you call it.

Well, wooden, pointy end, yeah, a stake!!

Ouch.

Well you'rre NOT supposed to sit on it Gundy!!!

I was just feeling the end of it with my finger, silly.

Better wash your hands now. You don't know where it's been.

Um, yeah, it does look rather suspect.

So you agree with me?

DO I, oh, ok then...

See? That didn't hurt.

Oooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Wow, RC that was a great SW sound. Hehehe. Wow, I commented on topic again. What's happening to me ?

I am a little worried about you Gundy.

I feel......conflict.

*slaps Gundy*

SNAP OUT OF IT, WILL YA!!

*looks at Gundy*

Uh oh, you liked that didn't you?

Ahem, NO I DID NOT.

(Gundark reaches for lightsaber, changes mind and produces sparks of force lightning from her fingertips)

*queeq holds up one hand to parry the lightning, while whistling and staring at the nails on his other hand*
I see your skills are improving, you control the lightning. In time I will complete your training. Back to the closet.

I almost choked on my sandwich !

We'd better stay out of the closet today. The cleaning lady is coming.

It's about time!!!

Actually its the drinkbot, retooled again.

You know...I think queeq likes the little slapping game..

I like every game of Gundy's.

What til you see the little game I play with the Emporer's imperial guards.

Now, Gundy, I told you several times that this is supposed to be a respectable board!

Hah!

Well now think about it....how much more of a respectable job could you have than guarding the big guy ?

But you shouldn't keep them off their work, Gundy-dear.

Actually, if you think about it, I don't think anybody could have snuck up on the emporer. I think the guards are just for pomp and circumstance. His dog and pony show.

Nah..he just keeps them around for your entertainment

Sees through me, Dimmy does.

That's why they wear these kinky red uniforms with helmets and big sticks.

Well, I wouldn't get too close to those sticks. You never know WHERE they might stick it...

Or where they've been.

Yeah, that too.....:Eugh!

OMG, are we back on this again ???

Back on what? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT="">

The sharp pointy stick thread. I've already made RC into Frankie, then he turned into a vampire. Guess the wolfman is next. Hehehe.

Nah, I couldn't stand all that hair.

Oh come on, please. Gundy and I get to shoot silver bullets this time. PLeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaassseeee.

When's the next full moon ? Come on, RC...its practically like being a wookiee !

Oh come on RC, I'll brush your fur!

Where would RC ever get better friends that he's not even met than us ?

Well, there is Goofy and Mickey and Donald and Minnie. But then, he meets them from time to time. So I guess the answer is: NOWHERE!

I would like he sounds if it isnt too much to ask. Then i can put them on the computer to really annoy my dad!

[email protected]

I'd really appreciate it!

I am not gonna turn into a werewookie!!!

Too late!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

werewookie ? Therewookie !!! Hehehe.

Raaaugggh?

That's better.

*starts loading his tommyblaster with silver dum dum bullets*

Rwauurck? Rwo! Rwo! RWO!

*Shakes head and RUNS!!!*

I've got 40 little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

*Stop running* Ok, I give up!

Gundy! Shall we shave him first?

Uh oh, *tries to run again!*

*charges the tommyblaster again*

Choices, RC, choices!

*Sits down*

Hrmph!, No fair...

Who said life was fair?

I guess. OK, do your worst!

*puts razorblade in razor*

Hmmm, maybe I'll let Gundy do it.

I think that would be better.

She only has experience with legs, mind you.

Well that's more than you have so I'll take my chances with her!

Hey, I shave my armpits too !

Come here RC, Gundy's gonna cool you off.

Be gentle with him.

Arrrrrgggghhhhh!

*quickly closes topic*