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Super scooper! Saw ya mention on Coming Attractions, can I have your autograph?

He's got groupies?...Please Lestat, His head is big enough..hehehehehe


Moving this to General Discussion so it can rapidly go off topic..

Well if it does go off topic, it won't be by my hand. No sir, I never go off topic, not me, bub. Not a chance. Good as gold, that's me. True to the topic, through and through. Follow the rules to the thumb, yep, no problem there. On the straight and narrow, now...a real trooper.

Uh, what was the topic ? Oh yes, queeq, how could I forget ? Well, I'm not his groupie, just his apprentice, cook and number one sith girl. I happen to have a rubber stamp of his autograph, I'll be happy to stamp whatever you like.

Well if tulips are considered groupies, then I guess he is with the band. And who is this Pamela des Barres anyway.

I'm .... a superstar? III.... have groupies? Where? Where? All I have is Gundy.

OMG, and his head starts to swell.....

Yep..it's gonna be massive

Do ya think he'll finally be abl;e to fit his ego in there?

IIIIIII.... have an ego?

Well yes!

Oh yeah...yep

Wait, I see something...no, its too big to be a space station....OMG..ITS QUEEQ !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm caught in it's tractor beam, it's pulling me in !!!! Help, help, help !!!!

Come here, baby.

Can anyone tell me where my ego is? I have no idea what it looks like.

Better use the force on that one.

Dark Force of course.

Hmmmm....I don't think you can be a superstar and my master at the same time. Too much ground to cover. I guess I'll have to find a new master. Good luck with your groupies, I'm sure they'll adore you as much as I did.

So where are those groupies. So far you're all I've got.

*uses Force Pull and Gundy flies back into his arms, queeq waves his hand and the tune of Love Story starts playing*

Hmmm..wonder what the emporer is going to have to say about this ?

Ah, Palps. He won't mind. We play the evil game so he's okay with that.

So, was that even queeq who gave the info to Coming Attractions?

Get Raz to put a trace on him.

Um, thanks oh non-techie one. I just hope that was a joke.....

Where can I find the "coming attractions" BTW?

Yes, queeq, where are your groupies? I wanna know, too.

Sooo, it wasn't you queeq? Well this is all for nothing then...

www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/sw2.html

Still don't see it, but I'm sure my agent has been very busy. He mentioned something like that.

Hey, keo, welcome to the boards. And why are you so interested in my groupies all of a sudden?

Wow.....DarthQueeq....his name in blue lights. Too bad its not blue milk. Now, master, don't be too proud of this technilogical terror you've constructed. Hehehe.

BTW, thanks for the link, RC.

Proud? Moi? I have no ego remember.

Your ego is just so big you just can't see it. Like the forest for the trees. Just trust your apprentice, its there.

You're awfully ardent in your denial of an ego..hmmm..

DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL!!!!! hehehe J/K

WHat get's me is he didn't even post the darn thing to them though!!!

Don't underestimate the power of the force...

Queeq`s ego is below sea level

Hmmmm, and I was being so impressed as well....

Below Sea level???? Finally a clue where to go look for it. Thanks finti.

It's right at the bottom of the page...

So it IS somewhere low? Like really really low. Like sewer low. Great, thanks. *continues his search*

Just a little higher...

Nah, looked there already.

There ya go...

That was some good info.

Queeg, it looks like you have replaced me as ego king. I have to hand it to you, the Dark Prince rarely loses. You can keep your groupies though, I have all the ladies.

Oh you Falleen are all alike...love em' and leave em'

Hmmm...ohhhhhhhhhh no!..This forum cannot handle all these over inflated men..

Time for Gundy and Dimmy, the dynamic duo, to put them in their place. Hehehe.

*yawn*

No all the ladies green boy!!!

??????

Sorry, that should have said NOT all the ladies Green Boy....

Who's the green boy? Yoda?

Xizor!!!!!

Oh... okay.

All that for that. Was it REALLY worth it????

Hey, I just like to know what you say. Just forgive the stupid Dutchman.

OK, the stupid dutchman is forgiven. BTW, like the new Nickname!!!

My poor master....forever Amsterdamned. (Sigh)

Who said it was new?

Well, it's new to me.

No woman can put me in my place.

I bet your Mom wouldn't sgree, I know mine wouldn't!!!

Actually, I've seen queeq use darthqueeq somewhere...but I'm not gonna go back and dig out the thread for you RC, I do have a life ya know.

Huh?..I thought RC was talking about Stupid Dutchman (which I will never call queeqer )
*glares at all the men to keep them in line*

OK, someone PLEASE tell me what I did to upset Gundy!!!!

The question is: what DIDN't you do?

Oh, it was stupid dutchman ? I thought they were talking about "Darth queeq". I thought the dutchman was the dumb dutchman, not the stupid dutchman. Now I'm totally confused.

RC, I was only teasing you....are you still mad about that little Frankie thing ?

Dumb. Stupid. What's the difference? I'm pretty sure I'm both.

Hey, no ones arguing about that queeq.

Gundy, I'll have to try harder then.

No argueing me? That's a first.

Hmmm, guess so.

I have not Idea what anyone is talking about ..

So!...back on topic...to...queeq's groupies

HEY!! Most star wars fans would know enough not to mention my mother. She was killed when Vader blew up my city, along with the rest of my family. I take it you will all remember what can and can not be said around the Dark Prince in the future. I need not remind you that to contend with Xizor is to lose...

Ooooh, now I'm scared.

Yes...Falleen's are very scary

When?

When they put on a hockey mask and start chasing you with a chain saw.

Hmmmmm, what EU book is that in?

Star Wars meets Eminem???

Oh yeah, I knew it was some censored book.

It's a classic.

Send me a bootleg copy then.

I'll have to search it out.

I'll be waiting.

Could be a while....

I have the time.

Well that's lucky!

Somebody has to.

Oh, queeq-darling, you're not dumb or stupid....just a poor misunderstood Sith, bearing the brunt of creating galactic chaos on your shoulders.

Hmmmm, just a little too much addoration there Gundy.

All part of the plan.

Watch your back queeq, looks like the apprentice wants to become the master...

No, she is the only one who understands me.

Must be the Pennsilvania Dutch.

Maybe it's the American in me.

Wow, see how this all fits together....

Only now, at the end, do you understand.

Actually, I STILL don't understand.

Good. That means it works.

it is? Oh good.

Well, not for you.

Uh, Ok. I think I'm gonna be safe in Florida!

I don't know. Gundy also took a week off for a special undercover assignment.

She did. Oh OK, will I guess that's 100. KILL IT!!!

101.

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The third time is the charm, boys !

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Always one on top.

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Closing topic...