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Many of these people may not be trolls or consider themselves trolls, I don't think Robtard, or I are trolls, but I include us because its an accusation that is often made. These are people who have been accused of being trolls, Surtur recently called me, "the troll king." Do you agree or am I as cdtm says, simply a guy who pushes buttons to make points.

Who is the all time KMC troll king?

phagtard got my vote

I have been around for a while. As an older guy, I've seen some shit.

In a bit, I will create 10 more threads talking about how I have a good relationship with the women of the world.

But this thread is more about a recent story. Recently, I returned to Thailand after a few decades, and I talked to the women there, because I have good relationships with the women in Thailand, and after half of them tried to come onto me and I politely refused, they told me what a piece of shit Trump is. Then one of them had a mental breakdown because she craved intimacy with me so I comforted her.

She then massaged my muscles and told me I was doing a good job working out, I knew right then and there I could beat up Trump in a fight if it came down to it. It was nice being in Thailand getting a break from being in the presence of incels, the most disgusting people on the planet, if only one could stand up to me face to face so I could beat them up with my carefully honed and muscular manly body.

When I was in Africa, I was smitten by multiple black women, we had long conversations in bed about racism and Trump, they were on the verge of tears so I comforted them by making sweet love to multiple women at once.

I am holding off voting... At the moment.

I voted for Robtard. He's gotten me more than most with his troll-games.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I have been around for a while. As an older guy, I've seen some shit.

In a bit, I will create 10 more threads talking about how I have a good relationship with the women of the world.

But this thread is more about a recent story. Recently, I returned to Thailand after a few decades, and I talked to the women there, because I have good relationships with the women in Thailand, and after half of them tried to come onto me and I politely refused, they told me what a piece of shit Trump is. Then one of them had a mental breakdown because she craved intimacy with me so I comforted her.

She then massaged my muscles and told me I was doing a good job working out, I knew right then and there I could beat up Trump in a fight if it came down to it. It was nice being in Thailand getting a break from being in the presence of incels, the most disgusting people on the planet, if only one could stand up to me face to face so I could beat them up with my carefully honed and muscular manly body.

When I was in Africa, I was smitten by multiple black women, we had long conversations in bed about racism and Trump, they were on the verge of tears so I comforted them by making sweet love to multiple women at once. you'd been saving that one.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
phagtard got my vote

so that's 2 votes so far, probably myself and phagtard voting for himself

Originally posted by Putinbot1
you'd been saving that one.


haermm



I posted it too quickly: clearly a copy-pasta from DMB. haermm


It's legendary. I think it's better than the Navy Seal copy-pasta.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I voted for Robtard. He's gotten me more than most with his troll-games.

But I don't troll

Originally posted by dadudemon
haermm



I posted it too quickly: clearly a copy-pasta from DMB. haermm


It's legendary. I think it's better than the Navy Seal copy-pasta. Thing is, it's very near the truth. Except I am more awesome in real life.

Originally posted by Robtard
But I don't troll

"great trolls don't seek after power. they have it thrust upon them"

eon just voted <3

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
so that's 2 votes so far, probably myself and phagtard voting for himself

I've not voted, yet

Originally posted by Robtard
I've not voted, yet

suuuuuure

https://i.imgur.com/bwC1Spt.gif

There's not actually too many on that list that I would consider to be a troll based on my definition of it.

Quan is like an annoying step-brother, can be irritating but is usually entertaining and never boring.

Surt, DDM, Rob, Putin and Broly are not really trolls, sure you go after each other and sh!t post each other a lot but you're all also willing to engage in discussions somewhat.

PVS and the others I don't really know too much about.

Fly, the answer is Fly. He lives to troll. I've seen posts of his in the TV forum that were commenting on a show which just happened to then descend into a troll post even though there was no reason for it. I respect his determination TBH.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
suuuuuure

https://i.imgur.com/bwC1Spt.gif

For real. If you like I can vote for you right now and prove it?

cease your projectile lactations. i'm absolutely certain you dont care about this poll any more than i. then again my playful banter seems to have struck a nerve

Robtard solidly.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I have been around for a while. As an older guy, I've seen some shit.

In a bit, I will create 10 more threads talking about how I have a good relationship with the women of the world.

But this thread is more about a recent story. Recently, I returned to Thailand after a few decades, and I talked to the women there, because I have good relationships with the women in Thailand, and after half of them tried to come onto me and I politely refused, they told me what a piece of shit Trump is. Then one of them had a mental breakdown because she craved intimacy with me so I comforted her.

She then massaged my muscles and told me I was doing a good job working out, I knew right then and there I could beat up Trump in a fight if it came down to it. It was nice being in Thailand getting a break from being in the presence of incels, the most disgusting people on the planet, if only one could stand up to me face to face so I could beat them up with my carefully honed and muscular manly body.

When I was in Africa, I was smitten by multiple black women, we had long conversations in bed about racism and Trump, they were on the verge of tears so I comforted them by making sweet love to multiple women at once.

^You do realize you are not quoting the sources for this? I am the author of some of this great posting.

H1 and Fly aren't trolls but they are just plain terrible posters

Whirly, definitely.

Nah, by any objective metric I really can't see how it can be anyone but Robtard.

Robtard has inspired more long-lasting vitriol than any poster on this site has in years, maybe ever. It beggars belief how many people have taken to following him into other threads in an attempt to counter troll him, not aware that they activated his trap card.

I've actually put quite a bit of thought to this very topic. I might actually do a write-up of various trolling criterion and rate the people in the thread on them, and add a few omissions to the list like Kurk or, well, me.

Agreed. Which is why Robtard got my vote.

H1a8 gets my vote as an expression of sincere hope he's just a perfect troll

@Neme

Please do, would love to read/see the rating systems and breakdown.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Nah, by any objective metric I really can't see how it can be anyone but Robtard.

Robtard has inspired more long-lasting vitriol than any poster on this site has in years, maybe ever. It beggars belief how many people have taken to following him into other threads in an attempt to counter troll him, not aware that they activated his trap card.

I've actually put quite a bit of thought to this very topic. I might actually do a write-up of various trolling criterion and rate the people in the thread on them, and add a few omissions to the list like Kurk or, well, me.

rob's ok. he can be hypocritical at times like us all. he also knows right from wrong and won't correct anyone that is wrong if they share some of his core beliefs...but that's the way a lot of people operate. I wouldn't even classify rob as a troll.
this isn't meant as an insult. just to show why I believe rob isn't a true troll

whirly is good at trolling tho. his main focus seems to be to irritate people...isn't that what a troll is? I don't doubt he believes in what he says. it's just his intention seems to incite

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
^You do realize you are not quoting the sources for this? I am the author of some of this great posting. did you gys collaborate through hangouts or google docs.

Originally posted by Impediment
Whirly, definitely.

But I-i never troll!

Originally posted by samhain
There's not actually too many on that list that I would consider to be a troll based on my definition of it.

Quan is like an annoying step-brother, can be irritating but is usually entertaining and never boring.

Surt, DDM, Rob, Putin and Broly are not really trolls, sure you go after each other and sh!t post each other a lot but you're all also willing to engage in discussions somewhat.

PVS and the others I don't really know too much about.

Fly, the answer is Fly. He lives to troll. I've seen posts of his in the TV forum that were commenting on a show which just happened to then descend into a troll post even though there was no reason for it. I respect his determination TBH.

This would be nearer my truth

Originally posted by NemeBro
Nah, by any objective metric I really can't see how it can be anyone but Robtard.

Robtard has inspired more long-lasting vitriol than any poster on this site has in years, maybe ever. It beggars belief how many people have taken to following him into other threads in an attempt to counter troll him, not aware that they activated his trap card.

I've actually put quite a bit of thought to this very topic. I might actually do a write-up of various trolling criterion and rate the people in the thread on them, and add a few omissions to the list like Kurk or, well, me. I would be interested in that and yes, you, kurk and AC are just three more great trolls I would have liked to add.
Originally posted by Raisen
rob's ok. he can be hypocritical at times like us all. he also knows right from wrong and won't correct anyone that is wrong if they share some of his core beliefs...but that's the way a lot of people operate. I wouldn't even classify rob as a troll.
this isn't meant as an insult. just to show why I believe rob isn't a true troll

whirly is good at trolling tho. his main focus seems to be to irritate people...isn't that what a troll is? I don't doubt he believes in what he says. it's just his intention seems to incite Opinions differ so much in this thread, what shocks me is I keep leading these polls.

I blame the Vs forum.

Originally posted by Impediment
Whirly, definitely. You fo, of course, get to see all the reports Imp. Sorry...

TI, Broly, Hilldawg, Sable, Supra

He also goes by sparkles

Originally posted by steverules_2
TI, Broly, Hilldawg, Sable, Supra

He also goes by sparkles Sparkles lol.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Robtard solidly.

Rob is beating me... Damn, he truly is the troll king.

It's h1 easily. He never breaks character and he has the personality of a brick wall. His opinion is perfectly formed to piss off the most people he can.

The only reason this is even a question is because he's stuck himself to purely one board now. I still hope he's just a sock account, but I've zero proof and you can't get anything from him.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
It's h1 easily. He never breaks character and he has the personality of a brick wall. His opinion is perfectly formed to piss off the most people he can.

The only reason this is even a question is because he's stuck himself to purely one board now. I still hope he's just a sock account, but I've zero proof and you can't get anything from him.

This.

I dislike all trolls. Whirly and Robtard get people to follow them around, that's why they're the worst.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
^You do realize you are not quoting the sources for this? I am the author of some of this great posting. Don't remember it Broly, did I see it? Anyway it made me laugh this time Good Satire.

Very good satire

Thanks I thought it was hilarious, I would love to write more.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
did you gys collaborate through hangouts or google docs.

No. DMB posted in on KMC and it was too funny not to make it a copy-pasta.

Supra says he's the original author so it looks like I modified a copy of a copy.

Im the author of this part

"When I was in Africa, I was smitten by multiple black women, we had long conversations in bed about racism and Trump, they were on the verge of tears so I comforted them by making sweet love to multiple women at once."

Originally posted by dadudemon
No. DMB posted in on KMC and it was too funny not to make it a copy-pasta.

Supra says he's the original author so it looks like I modified a copy of a copy. Lol, I love fan fiction!

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Im the author of this part

"When I was in Africa, I was smitten by multiple black women, we had long conversations in bed about racism and Trump, they were on the verge of tears so I comforted them by making sweet love to multiple women at once." excellent work Broly

Thank you

Originally posted by Putinbot1
excellent work Broly

While it's a fine piece of fanfic, no doubt; I chuckled.

It also proves that multiple posters got together to conspire against you to troll you

Originally posted by One Big Mob
It's h1 easily. He never breaks character and he has the personality of a brick wall. His opinion is perfectly formed to piss off the most people he can.

The only reason this is even a question is because he's stuck himself to purely one board now. I still hope he's just a sock account, but I've zero proof and you can't get anything from him.

Do you think his handlers let him have outside time??

Originally posted by Putinbot1
excellent work Broly

For the record PB, I was never anyone called Hilldawg.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Rob is beating me... Damn, he truly is the troll king.

I voted for you, not because you're a troll, just for a laugh

Rob and Whirly are like a married couple.

Originally posted by Robtard
I voted for you, not because you're a troll, just for a laugh thanks Rob, you know it makes sense... Keeps me in the running anyway.

Originally posted by Robtard
While it's a fine piece of fanfic, no doubt; I chuckled.

It also proves that multiple posters got together to conspire against you to troll you Haha, this is true including DBM et tu brutus.

Originally posted by Robtard
While it's a fine piece of fanfic, no doubt; I chuckled.

It also proves that multiple posters got together to conspire against you to troll you

Hey now, objection!

I submit to the court that the text was written by others before I compiled it into one post and turned it into a smoother narrative.

I would also like to submit to the court that it was clearly a joke on my part and only intended to get a laugh out of Whirly which it did. It was never intended to mock him in any serious way.


Also, you have puddin' pops melting away, I bet.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Hey now, objection!

I submit to the court that the text was written by others before I compiled it into one post and turned it into a smoother narrative.

I would also like to submit to the court that it was clearly a joke on my part and only intended to get a laugh out of Whirly which it did. It was never intended to mock him in any serious way.


Also, you have puddin' pops melting away, I bet.

I wasn't including you there, you were only the messenger.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Haha, this is true including DBM et tu brutus.

Indeed. It's also been theorized that Brutus was Caesar's illegitimate son, ergo making the betrayal even more poignant. Your son DMB should feel shame. Deep shame.

Originally posted by Robtard
Indeed. It's also been theorized that Brutus was Caesar's illegitimate son, ergo making the betrayal even more poignant. Your son DMB should feel shame. Deep shame. he's a good boy I wish he'd shave that neckbeard

oh snap it's a tie. things are really heating up now

I hope Fly never returns.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Many of these people may not be trolls or consider themselves trolls, I don't think Robtard, or I are trolls, but I include us because its an accusation that is often made. These are people who have been accused of being trolls, Surtur recently called me, "the troll king." Do you agree or am I as cdtm says, simply a guy who pushes buttons to make points.

Who is the all time KMC troll king? Judge and Whirly are my favorites. We used to let all the socks stay unbanned longer than we should have just for the pure comedy.

I'm still not entirely sure of some of Whirly's socks, or if some were pretenders.

I wish I would've had the foresight to save the Lion King/Mufasa hentai pics that The Judge made on MS Paint and posted here. That was legitimately some of the funniest shit I have ever seen here.

Whirly by a nose?

Originally posted by Badabing
Judge and Whirly are my favorites. We used to let all the socks stay unbanned longer than we should have just for the pure comedy.

I'm still not entirely sure of some of Whirly's socks, or if some were pretenders. and I love you too Bada you big cuddly Italian American banning machine. some were definitely not me

Originally posted by Galan007


I wish I would've had the foresight to save the Lion King/Mufasa hentai pics that The Judge made on MS Paint and posted here. That was legitimately some of the funniest shit I have ever seen here. I hope you aren't jealous over my public show of affection to Bada big G as you know I love you too and I agree, Mofassa's rape of Simba is the most wrong, purposely retarded thing I have seen on these boards, it is also true genius and incredibly funny. The judge was the cleverest troll ever.

I really thought Fly was gonna win it.

I think the most significant difference between troll types, is some are like surgical instruments they will get in a persons head, and some are like the Judge, they just create havoc.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
and I love you too Bada you big cuddly Italian American banning machine. some were definitely not me

I hope you aren't jealous over my public show of affection to Bada big G as you know I love you too and I agree, Mofassa's rape of Simba is the most wrong, purposely retarded thing I have seen on these boards, it is also true genius and incredibly funny. The judge was the cleverest troll ever. Were you Internet Tough Guy and Here Comes Randall?

Originally posted by Badabing
Were you Internet Tough Guy and Here Comes Randall? Internet tough guy, yes, here comes Randall, I have never heard of Bada, so a resounding no!

nobody has inspired more assmad sock accounts than bada.

https://tinyurl.com/yyhomlhb

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
nobody has inspired more assmad sock accounts than bada.

https://tinyurl.com/yyhomlhb LMAO! I had a cult following at one time.

I found what is likely the only Judge Mufassa meme left on KMC.

Might have to make another poll.

Whirly vs Robtard vs Bada

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
nobody has inspired more assmad sock accounts than bada.

https://tinyurl.com/yyhomlhb durhulk

True


Originally posted by Badabing
LMAO! I had a cult following at one time.

I found what is likely the only Judge Mufassa meme left on KMC.

Takes me back, true genius!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Might have to make another poll.

Whirly vs Robtard vs Bada

Good idea tbh

9 votes for me? I feel like I'm getting trolled here :/

9 for me too. Regardless of if either of us go 'one louder", it is too close to call. We need a round two, with you me, Bada, WD, AC and Judge

I voted for you as a joke, but that means you still got 8 votes, so it's like we're both being trolled here. So mean.

It seems Robtard is being unfairly maligned. Never found him trollish, always seemed down-to-earth.

I voted quanchi. But Fly would be a close second.

I may have missed some of the other nominees as I've only been here since 2011.

It's like there's a conspiracy against me or something.

I never thought of myself as a troll either Rob.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I never thought of myself as a troll either Rob.
Well, I guess it's because you're Left-leaning, so you're both automatically trolls to Righties.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
^ Well, I guess it's because you're Left-leaning, so you're both automatically trolls to Righties.

Bingo.

The call it "trolling", reality is they just get proven incorrect with facts and they don't like it.

You mean like the Russian collusion facts you been spouting about for 2 years? Are you talking about those facts?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Might have to make another poll.

Whirly vs Robtard vs Bada Hmm, all 3 of us are over 40. You are an age-ophobe! sneer

I think a lot has to due with the generational difference. The 3 of us are just smarter than idiot millennials .

Seriously, I do think it's the age difference and the way some older members speak or approach differences.

Originally posted by Badabing
Hmm, all 3 of us are over 40. You are an age-ophobe! sneer

I think a lot has to due with the generational difference. The 3 of us are just smarter than idiot millennials .

Seriously, I do think it's the age difference and the way some older members speak or approach differences. This is so true.

I'm 45 and I'd easily beat up every millennial here

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm 45 and I'd easily beat up every millennial here I'm 52 and chicks dig me, I bsnged all their mums and their Dads were there to clean us up later.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm 45 and I'd easily beat up every millennial here

Except for me. I could beat up all 4 of you at the same time while responding to e-mails from work.

No, you're just a prettyboy. You'd put up a good fight though.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, you're just a prettyboy. You'd put up a good fight though. I'm straight but DDM has pwetty lips.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I'm 52 and chicks dig me, I bsnged all their mums and their Dads were there to clean us up later.

I have been around for a while. As an older guy, I've seen some shit.

In a bit, I will create 10 more threads talking about how I have a good relationship with the women of the world.

But this thread is more about a recent story. Recently, I returned to Thailand after a few decades, and I talked to the women there, because I have good relationships with the women in Thailand, and after half of them tried to come onto me and I politely refused, they told me what a piece of shit Trump is. Then one of them had a mental breakdown because she craved intimacy with me so I comforted her.

She then massaged my muscles and told me I was doing a good job working out, I knew right then and there I could beat up Trump in a fight if it came down to it. It was nice being in Thailand getting a break from being in the presence of incels, the most disgusting people on the planet, if only one could stand up to me face to face so I could beat them up with my carefully honed and muscular manly body.

When I was in Africa, I was smitten by multiple black women, we had long conversations in bed about racism and Trump, they were on the verge of tears so I comforted them by making sweet love to multiple women at once.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, you're just a prettyboy. You'd put up a good fight though.

It's a good talk until you've been punched in the face.

I could easily beat all of you in a fight, especially Rob.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's a good talk until you've been punched in the face.

*reported for threats of violence*

Originally posted by Robtard
*reported for threats of violence*

*Reported for being weak and colluding with Russia*

Originally posted by dadudemon
*Reported for being weak and colluding with Russia*

Sorry, the new narrative is colluding with Ukraine

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry, the new narrative is colluding with Ukraine

*Reported for being super weak and colluding with "Ukraine"*

I wonder if I could take Adam.

This thread ended up very funny and good natured.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Well, I guess it's because you're Left-leaning, so you're both automatically trolls to Righties.

You realize you're talking to the same people who are too stupid to properly use terms like "alt right" correctly, right?

Fortunately, I can't see the post above, but it's almost certainly not good natured or funny.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Fortunately, I can't see the post above, but it's almost certainly not good natured or funny.

^Oh I'm so inside this kids head.

I do find it funny how Surtur follows me around posting after me. Bless him. Hope he gets a job, girlfriend or something soon. Must be awful being alone like that all day. He needs a stake in life.

Lmao, there is no point in ignoring me if you're gonna comment every time you see me post you simpleton.

Seriously, one of your pals need to remove the shovel from your hands.

I can't read your incel tears Surt.

https://i.gifer.com/3Man.gif

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I wonder if I could take Adam.

Take me where? To the gym where I train in boxing, Jiu-Jitsu, kickboxing, and Taekwondo?

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm 45 and I'd easily beat up every millennial here I'd have your milk dud tingling in thirty seconds old man.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I do find it funny how Surtur follows me around posting after me. Bless him. Hope he gets a job, girlfriend or something soon. Must be awful being alone like that all day. He needs a stake in life.


He only just now rolled out of bed and it's well pasted noon in his shithole area of Chicago.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'd have your milk dud tingling in thirty seconds old man.

Challenge accepted, punk!

edit: Wait!

Originally posted by Robtard
He only just now rolled out of bed and it's well pasted noon in his shithole area of Chicago.

I'm confused at where you get the idea I just woke up?

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm confused at where you get the idea I just woke up? Think he's saying you sleep in because you're a bum.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Think he's saying you sleep in because you're a bum. not the smartest guy is he?

Mods could you close this thread please

Or merge?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Think he's saying you sleep in because you're a bum.

That's just not accurate, but okay.

Originally posted by Robtard
Or merge? good idea Rob, surprised Surts still posting he must have been up a few hours.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Mods could you close this thread please Originally posted by Robtard
Or merge? Close or merge? If it's to be merged, let me know which thread.

Whirly, Rob and me would defeat all you millennials at the same time, easily.

I vote merge unless it will screw up the polling?

Easily. Without even trying. My hands are like granite.

Originally posted by Badabing
Hmm, all 3 of us are over 40. You are an age-ophobe! sneer



I'm over 40 as well.

Originally posted by Badabing
Close or merge? If it's to be merged, let me know which thread.

Whirly, Rob and me would defeat all you millennials at the same time, easily. This is true Bada, can you merge it with the round two thread and use the round two polls as it needs to be concluded!

Originally posted by Lurker9
I dislike all trolls. Whirly and Robtard get people to follow them around, that's why they're the worst.

Lurker rhymes with jerker.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lurker rhymes with jerker. Lurker is probably ilikecomics

I honestly have not manipulated this for lulz bit someone has added a few... Broly, is that you?

I don't remember who I voted for.

Probably Fly or Broly/Sable.

Fly was fun, though. At least he was a fun troll. And to me that counts for something.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I don't remember who I voted for.

Probably Fly or Broly/Sable.

Fly was fun, though. At least he was a fun troll. And to me that counts for something. Flystar was fun, retarded but fun in all his guises.