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Well, me and damborg have been talking in PMs and, to conclude our trilogy, we'll go with a blockbuster!

Thor will be represented by...me!

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/thor/images/a/a8/Thor_Vol_3_8_Textless.jpg


And Damborg will be representing Hal.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/greenlantern/images/c/ca/Hal_Jordan-9.jpg

We'll be talking about the format, time etc. in this thread.

Match is scheduled for sometime mid-end April.

Predictions? Opinions?

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This gonna be interesting

lol

noice.... can not wait to follow this one.

we're tied at one, are you guys not?

Wait, does Damborg have God of Will feats?

Edit: he was the God of Light. My bad.

Are you guys in control? Does Damborg have to prove his willpower levels, maybe in a Youtube video?

Originally posted by leonidas
lol

noice.... can not wait to follow this one.

we're tied at one, are you guys not?

No, actually I'm just trying to score one at this point

You ever heard of Owen III?

Originally posted by Phil
Thor will be represented by...me!

And Damborg will be representing Hal. https://i.imgur.com/G1dE9Ho.gif


But srsly, this should be great. If you need anything from me, I'm happy to help.

When Phildo wins, do you plan on using the same plan he used with Thor on the forums too?

My prediction is that Damborg will win. However, that opinion is based on the more recent Hal showings.

Also, I'm surprised Philo is with Thor on this BZ. I had to re-read it twice just to confirm.


GL to both and if you need a judge, I'd like to participate

OF Thor?

Originally posted by xJLxKing
My prediction is that Damborg will win. However, that opinion is based on the more recent Hal showings. Real lose lose situation for Dambo here. If Thor wins, Damboy lost the debate. If Hal wins, well...

QeYEsaydrtI

Phil is going to prove once and for all that GLs are weak to bricks.


In carver we trust.

it's common knowledge that it has been a long held forum tenet that gl's vs thor are a BAD match up.... i like phil's stagedy....

Phil should just use a bunch of average tier feats from Thor in his op, then concede to Dambo in his second post like those feats are completely unmatchable, and he made a huge mistake by picking Thor instead of Odin, or RKT.

Phil should just post out of context hype feats for Thor (like crushing coal into diamond) to force Dambo to disprove every competent thing Thor has ever done.

I hope Thor speedblitzes

Originally posted by Bentley
Phil should just post out of context hype feats for Thor (like crushing coal into diamond) to force Dambo to disprove every competent thing Thor has ever done. Well... now I want to do a BZ for once

lol brilliant.

https://media.tenor.com/images/ed04dc341165f470972590c39ac37012/tenor.gif

I'm a closet GL fan, what can I say?



Nah, i need to start reading or I'm boned

Links to the earlier two matches?

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Also, I'm surprised Philo is with Thor on this BZ. I had to re-read it twice just to confirm. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/b4/6d/1db46d7631523eb5d4bc9d9824def9ec.gif

Arguing against what you believe in is a good exercise.

Originally posted by Galan007
Phil is going to prove once and for all that GLs are weak to bricks.


In carver we trust.

Carver's been gone for so long because he's been gathering up evidence. He's writing the OP as we speak.

Originally posted by Bentley
Phil should just post out of context hype feats for Thor (like crushing coal into diamond) to force Dambo to disprove every competent thing Thor has ever done. My second parahraph starts with: "Here's Thor pulling the planet-sized midgard serpent..."

Will there be lightspeed pie?

The idea train just keeps chugging along.

It will be quoted on CVine for years to come. We'll be the Genesis of a new myth.

My plan for Damborg's transition into a DC fanboy will be complete.

His new signature will be thirty pieces of silver.

Should have my post to you later today. I already know (almost) everything I want in it, just haven't started working on it yet. A love letter to Derrick Anvil it shall be.

Originally posted by Damborgson
You didn't....plan this did you?

Originally posted by Damborgson
You didn't....plan this did you? It depends if it works.

Don't copy my battleplan please Phildo. I hope you didn't already start working on it because I suspect I'll take a lot of your 'thunder' (pun intended) out of your BZ because it's pretty standard Thor stuff. I hope you don't have to rework everything.

It will be frustrating to see a plan that I can't better, but I will try.

I've got to admit, re-reading some of the Hal stuff..

Well...lol

It will be...interesting at least.

This is unfair. You don't care about Hal that much.

For Damborg, it's different - even if he wins, he loses.

Originally posted by Phil
It will be frustrating to see a plan that I can't better, but I will try. What did you expect? You're repping a character who is inferior in every way. vin

Thor heightmog and hairmog Hal into oblivion

Just wait to until my second post.

"Huh...wow Thor really is fast. Well argued. I concede "

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This is unfair. You don't care about Hal that much.

For Damborg, it's different - even if he wins, he loses. Damborg will be like Norman Bates trying to kill his mother.

He's grown so resentful with Thor, that he realizes that the only thing he's still clinging to is nostalgia, but it's time to put that old dog to rest.

Originally posted by Galan007
What did you expect? You're repping a character who is inferior in every way. vin If I can't beat him with power, shenanigans will have to do.

I'll be honest, one thing that surprised me is how few high-end feats Thor really has - for specific stuff that he needs . I thought I simply forgot many of them - but no, lol. They're simply not there.

...or does he?

Originally posted by Phil
...or does he? No.

What feats do you need? 🤔 I've got you

Thor is multiversal. Use his multiversal feats.

Originally posted by Damborgson
What feats do you need? 🤔 I've got you Has Thor ever been fully, frontally, naked in a comic, to the point that his opponent laughs at him so hard he passes out, no matter his level of willpower?

Originally posted by MrMind
are you implying Thor has a small ding dong?

https://media.tenor.com/images/ba1457b88228e7795dd555116b93cad7/tenor.gif

babydick Odinson confirmed

his relationship with she-hulk. now it all makes sense

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EddXeP6vsOk/hqdefault.jpg

"Traps are not gay" ~ Thor, cca. 576 B.C.

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All kidding aside, I'm repping him, so I should hold off the banter.

Damborg, how confident do you feel?

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This is going to be a slaughter.

Damborg: Okay, so I turn off and take off my power ring and throw it away... and I choose to go hand-to-hand with Thor, God of Thunder.

Phil: FOR ASGAAAAAARD!!!!!! *Thor inserts Mjolnir in his ******* and fires a godblast inside it*

Damborg: ... damn

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This is going to be a slaughter.

Damborg: Okay, so I turn off and take off my power ring and throw it away... and I choose to go hand-to-hand with Thor, God of Thunder.

Phil: FOR ASGAAAAAARD!!!!!! *Thor inserts Mjolnir in his ******* and fires a godblast inside it*

Damborg: ... damn

I dunno, Hal without ring got some good h2h feats to give Thor a beating

Originally posted by MrMind
I dunno, Hal without ring got some good h2h feats to give Thor a beating

You really think Thor is going to let anyone near him after all those decades of getting his rectum torn apart?

No way. He's going to make himself faint first.

Funny you should mention that, Mjolnir going up his ass is actually one of my arguments.

Right after that, Hal takes off his ring and proposes to Odinson.

Can't wait

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8f4cb85d50774186e7099c09b6cfcb8a/tenor.gif

Tentacle attack, multiple fisting?

Thor has no chance.

It's impossible that panel is not intentionally alluding to rape. Thor literally has his butt cheeks spread.

Damborg, read as much as you want, we can even delay it. I really want this to be great, joking aside.

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vs.

thor on all fours

Blood will be everywhere.

Originally posted by MrMind
I dunno, Hal without ring got some good h2h feats to give Thor a beating Hal can use a 2x4 almost as efficiently as his ring.

https://i.imgur.com/1qUo4Ct.jpg



HUZZAH!!

Can't see Thor tanking that...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111130781/4220784-3223563278-36641.jpg

vs.

thor on all fours

Blood will be everywhere.

Thor ptsd flashback from getting fisted by green fist

cough...shulkie...cough...hulk

Lol, Phil with a Thor set.

crylaugh

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Don't listen to him Dambo, just spend half an hour to an hour total in Google Images and writing your post, and fire it out the gates.

You need Thor to win at expense of your pride pal. Otherwise you'll never be able to show your face at the annual (waning) Thorfest Convention. What are your subscribers going to think when you try to present in front of the crowd when you've let them all down?

Damboys will never abandon their king, no matter what.

You don't come out of the closet if you weren't already there in the first place. Abandonning is a harsh word, but building insecurities in a still forming Damboy is going to eat away at them in the long run, creating questions that Thor fans won't like being asked.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Lol, Phil with a Thor set.

crylaugh

https://i.imgur.com/g4NpnXF.gif

Time manipulation is generally not allowed in. BZ's right?

Yes.

But we can make an exception, if you really want to use it, lol.

Nah, I THINK i should be fine without it

We'll see if i regret that later 😅

I hope I'll manage to get the time to do something here, and hopefully not postpone it. Sorry in advance if that happens Damborg..

Has Rage seen your set?

I don't see posts from any Thor stan other than Damborg, so I dunno.

Wise choice

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

Are you guys in control? Does Damborg have to prove his willpower levels, maybe in a Youtube video?

Still not answered. On the one hand, Damborg doesn't have Hal's will (I don't think). On the other, Thor's CIS would be unchanged.....

Originally posted by Damborgson
No problem with me

Gives me time to make something up that could possibly stop that mighty teutonic beast you've picked.

You know that part that you will be very hard pressed to argue, so I hope you find the best arguments against it, lol.

Is 05/03 okay Philo? Cinco de Mayo weekend?

Originally posted by Damborgson
Is 05/03 okay Philo? Cinco de Mayo weekend? is 4th of May ok? I'm away until the 2nd.

May the 4th be with you!



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Good news everyone. I have a strategy

My strategy, in a nutshell:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ReasonableLegalGoldfish-small.gif

Don't fall for it!! He sent the tactic to me yesterday. Anything he says, imagine the reverse.

Mjolnir is going to throw Thor at you

Because he knows I'd catch him...and be crushed under his 600lbs girth...well played. Truly a master.

How are you doing, damborg?

BTW, Galan, can you host please?

Do you have any judges in mind damborg? Rage, celey? jk

I'm doing good ! I can have my OP tomorrow still, if that works !

Hm...Cosmic, Smurph, Dark, Mr. Mind, PR, Leo, they're all good with me.

On the condition we have H1 for his analytical skills.

I can host, sure.

Just shoot me a PM so I know all the details.

Damborg, I will try to have mine tomorrow, too.

I will PM you about the judges, since I don't want to say stuff here about some, lol.

3 posts? Cell games ring..but larger to have the 0.5 starting distance? Until next Saturday?

Sounds good!

Talking shit about judges, huh?

Phil, add xJlx to the...talking list.

https://i.imgur.com/MYGQyAj.jpg

So I was irresponsible and waited for the last minute to upload my scans, but I'll have it sent to Galan for sure to be posted...in the case I don't finish it tonight >_<

my apologies to the waiting crowd...

I can judge.

Received Phil's OP.

I'll make the thread once Dambo is able to send his.

OP sent.

Kick my ass Phil.

Thread is up.

Good luck, guys!

Would you like first response Phil ?

I won't be able to write my next post until Thursday, I hope, so you can go right ahead. I'll try to leave a buffer between my 2nd and the end.

I assume our final posts won't have any last-ditch new arguments, as per usual? So I'll have it just as a summary, basically.

Yep! Just a rebuttal and summary left !

And okay I'll get that up today or tomorrow

I see you haven't made your 2nd post either.

We should move the 'deadline' up to Sunday.

Yes, that would be good!

Is it still on that you'll post your 2nd first?

I just got it up!

Great!

Sorry for these delays, but my only hobby during the week when I got back from work was watching football -- and Champions League > Thor, lol. I'll have it up soon.

No problem

Seeing Barcelona choke has been worth the wait.

This is such a strange BZ.

I'm reading your arguments in Thors favor, and just proud as ****.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d6033d171f8ff5da62f37138e1082e4/tumblr_inline_onbt570fIC1rx6dqh_500.gif

I've already gotten offers from different Thorbag groups to be their champion, but I politely refused.

I'll send my final summary to Galan later today.

Sent my final post to Galan.

Judges:

I already have a yes from Leo and Saint.

Mr. Mind, CosmicComet, Pr will you also judge this?

Yes I would love to judge

Pr also said yes. I'll see if CosmicComet is still active and responds to his PM.

I'm going to need until tomorrow guys but no more sorry for the inconveniences....

Judges, also, when you send your verdict, send it to Galan.

I'll send it to the victor.

But I haven't received any...

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Because you're a fraud, while Damborg has really fell in love with Jordan.

I'm what Thorbags think they are when they dream at night.

They do envy your wits.

But your intentions are not pure.

I have become Chaotic Neutral.

Yeah, I received Phil's final post. Once Dambo has sent his, I'll post them in the BZ thread.

*Final posts are in the BZ thread. Judges, please PM your verdicts directly to me.


Good luck, guys!

Thank you and good match Damborg, I'll say a couple of things after the verdicts are in.

Same to you ! One of the most fun I've had, easily.

My judgement will come to pass.....

Around Friday.

I've received 3 verdicts so far. A winner can be decided.

You guys want me to post them, or wait until I've received them all?

I'd rather they be posted, but whatever Damborg is fine with, I'm also.

I haven't received a yes/no answer from one of the PMs on whether he'll judge , so that'd only leave 1 other judge to still to send it. I'm assuming Saint hasn't sent it yet?

I've received verdicts from Pr, leo, and MrMind. DS's vote won't change anything... Nor would CC's.

I'm ok with them being posted. I'd think Damborg would be, too.

Posted the winner and thread is unlocked.


Nice job, fellas.

Congratulations Phil you're a hell of debater, my respects


But I'm gonna be honest here....

I dont think I can stop at 3 bzs lol.


So if you're down again for the future, I'll be down also !

Can you guys just please change your avatars/sigs back to normal now? It's unnerving. ermm

Originally posted by Damborgson
Congratulations Phil you're a hell of debater, my respects


But I'm gonna be honest here....

I dont think I can stop at 3 bzs lol.


So if you're down again for the future, I'll be down also ! , I'm a bit burned out with comics in general -- but we'll talk again when I regain some 'passion', lol. You took this quickly, representing a character that you were not overly familiar with, against your favorite one, so major props for that.

Originally posted by Galan007
Can you guys just please change your avatars/sigs back to normal now? It's unnerving. ermm https://media3.giphy.com/media/oYxNkISitSQo/giphy.gif

You guys should do another BZ. Phil reps Hal, Dambo reps Thor. See if anything changes.

^the gif I posted above still applies, lol.

That really is tempting, but in the near future - I don't want to do one again so soon. I also edited the question I posed in my previous post - just in case what you said materializes.

Owen Threed

The main thing you want to do when you get bummed out of comics is allow Jason Aaron to suck you back in with cool concepts and characters... before he rapes you up the poopchute. Or watch old Marvel cartoons and everyone only talks about X-Men

phil is saving himself for the next installment of leo's secret wars. we don't want him burned out before summer rolls around.

Originally posted by Galan007
Can you guys just please change your avatars/sigs back to normal now? It's unnerving. ermm

Agreed

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Also Secret Wars eh....that time of year already ! And just in time for Abhi to be unbanned.

Abhi has been incredibly busy lately.

If he sees this, congratulations!!

About halfway through reading. Fun read so far.

Btw Phil i did get your pm and I did reply saying I'd rather sit this one out.

But of course the stupid character in your username blocked my pm and I just said EFF it.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
I just said EFF it.

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