King Kong (1933 film) vs Rancor (Return of the Jedi)

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robotflug
It's classic Kong ready to challenge the dangerous Rancor in a fight to the death.

Battle Location: Petranaki arena (Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones).

Impediment
Kong shit stomps.

The Rancor in Jedi was malnourished and abused.

KingD19
Even the smallest Kong(50 feet/5 tons) is a giant to that Rancor. It was a normal one that was smaller and weaker due to imprisonment. So barely 16 feet and nowhere near full strength.

Jmanghan
Originally posted by KingD19
Even the smallest Kong(50 feet/5 tons) is a giant to that Rancor. It was a normal one that was smaller and weaker due to imprisonment. So barely 16 feet and nowhere near full strength. Nowhere as low as 16 feet.

Bentley
Kong faced stronger opposition, he wins this

CaveDude33211
Originally posted by Impediment
Kong shit stomps.

The Rancor in Jedi was malnourished and abused.

If he was so malnourished and abused, why did his handler cry after Luke killed him?

KingD19

KingD19
Originally posted by CaveDude33211
If he was so malnourished and abused, why did his handler cry after Luke killed him?

The rancor saved his life in the desert and they bonded. But he still worked for Jabba so he couldn't do much aside from try and take care of it as best he could without defying his orders.

So despite his love, it was still malnourished and abused as it was literally kept in a too small pit under a trap door and only fed the things/people dropped in it and the creatures he fought and killed for Jabba's amusement.

KingD19
So by virtue of being about 35 feet taller and several thousand pounds heavier. Kong puts Jabba's rancor out of its misery yet again.

Kazenji
In Legends the handler did feed the Rancor.

KingD19
Nowhere near enough. It also doesn't change the fact that a normal Rancor is about the size of Jabba's but probably heavier due to a decent diet and much better muscles since it can move around and hunt. So Jabba's has even worse odds.

ShadowFyre
Kong would make a badass jedi. Give him a 20 foot lightsaber.

KingD19
Imagine if he could use the Force? A 50 foot ape telikinetically chucking buildings.

ShadowFyre
Yoda could ride on his shoulder. They would be a force to be reckoned with.

KingD19
Yoda would need a special box or seat or something. He's even smaller than the chick he loves by like 3 feet lol.

carthage
Kong has all the advantages here

BrolyBlack

KingD19
Well if his mother is a normal sized woman I sure hope Kong has bigger balls than her.

BrolyBlack
He said his mom had huge king sized nuts.

ShadowFyre
Originally posted by KingD19
Well if his mother is a normal sized woman I sure hope Kong has bigger balls than her.

As opposed to a giant womans "balls"?

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