How do you wish to die?

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TempAccount
Most of us will perish sooner or later. Here in the states, conservative healthcare policy makes it difficult for the chronically ill to seek palliative care, and as a result many are left to slowly rot away in nursing homes.

I believe that every individual has the right to die by whichever means they choose at any point in their lifespan provided that it is a rational decision and made over the period of at least 90 days.

For me, it would probably be any of the following (ranked from most to least preferable)


1. Commit seppuku
2. Execution via guillotine
3. Execution via firing squad
4. Shot in the chest by a Barrett M82
5. Shot in the roof of the mouth via Colt .357 Python
6. Shot in the posterior skull by a Desert Eagle .50
7. Murdered by a hitman


What are your top choices?

Surtur
Two scenarios:

-In my sleep
-Killed by a bear

TempAccount
Originally posted by Surtur
Two scenarios:

-In my sleep
-Killed by a bear Details for the bear? Type of bear? Encounter scenario?

Surtur
It doesn't matter how as long as the bear could be described as looking majestic. I'd say a grizzly.

Robtard
Originally posted by TempAccount
Details for the bear? Type of bear? Encounter scenario?

This is how Surt wants to die, in this bear's arms in pure ecstasy and bliss:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/33/1d/06331d7208d40b2b44debd77a59fbb87.jpg

steverules_2
I'm sure that can be arranged

cdtm
Phone in low power mode, forced vertical orientation, and my eyesight is terrible.

Looks like this thread reads.. "How often do you die."


......five days a week, and twice on weekends?

Bashar Teg
In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock

Archaeopteryx
Hopefull the yellowstone volcano will erupt or a large asteroid will hit the earth

Putinbot1
An 18-year-old gold digger is sitting on my knee; she's satiated after cumming multiple times before I shoot the biggest load ever filmed over her arse. Whiskey in my hand, coke up my nose and a camera still recording how she is begging me not to be so rough the next time as I suggest we **** a fourth time for the last three hours. My age at least 90.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Putinbot1
before I shoot the biggest load ever filmed over her arse.

you doing porn now?

NemeBro
Driving off a bridge with my pregnant wife screaming in the trunk.

Stringer
Overdose

Eon Blue
As dramatically as possible. And in front of an audience.

ares834
Originally posted by NemeBro
Driving off a bridge with my pregnant wife screaming in the trunk.

Hello Stan.

NewGuy01
Originally posted by TempAccount
Most of us will perish sooner or later.

Originally posted by TempAccount
Most of us will perish

Originally posted by TempAccount
Most of us

Originally posted by TempAccount
Most

ares834

cdtm
Somehow this seems relevant:

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Jmanghan
ff_9BOKiBkk

Bentley
Poisoned by my enemies

SamZED
Tickled to death.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you doing porn now? For future generations and posterity, although perhaps two gold diggers would be better. 😅

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock Totally ruined my joke, damn you. Gj tho.

Mindship
Heroically. Barring that: ready and painlessly.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Robtard
This is how Surt wants to die, in this bear's arms in pure ecstasy and bliss:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/33/1d/06331d7208d40b2b44debd77a59fbb87.jpg

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm sure that can be arranged

http://imgur.com/a/nkpzy4V

smile

SquallX

Putinbot1
To be fair Squall, I agree with you, watched too many people have the slow shit... Don't need that torture.

One Big Mob
Explosion. I want to be plastered everywhere

SquallX

Putinbot1

Surtur
Originally posted by Robtard
This is how Surt wants to die, in this bear's arms in pure ecstasy and bliss:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/33/1d/06331d7208d40b2b44debd77a59fbb87.jpg

^Another gay fantasy from Rob.

darthgoober
OD on coke during sex

Putinbot1
Originally posted by darthgoober
OD on coke during sex thumb up good call!

Robtard
Originally posted by NemeBro
Driving off a bridge with my pregnant wife screaming in the trunk.

laughing out loud

gold slorg
on svalbard, 100 km into the tundra, after fighting dozens of bear packs

or just do it and then return tbh

just want to see svalbard, too bad i have no money

Bentley
Why are you guys so into traumatizing people by dying during sex?

Be considerate like Nemebro for duck's sake.

darthgoober
Originally posted by Bentley
Why are you guys so into traumatizing people by dying during sex?

Be considerate like Nemebro for duck's sake.
Hey it's not like I wouldn't share, she'd get a whole bunch of coke too and could take whatever was left over after I kicked it... that seems like ample compensation lol

Bentley
Having sex with you it's all the compensation she needs cool

NemeBro
Plus she can do a line off of your cold dead cock.

Robtard
Only drug I've really done is weed and even that was limited, but if I hit 70, I'm doing it all, coke, meth, heroin, XTC, you name it. Figure by the time it starts to affect my health I'll be 80 and who cares by then.

Robtard
Originally posted by NemeBro
Plus she can do a line off of your cold dead cock.

Goober's dead cock? Will be very short line then. /zing!

Chuck_Schumer
Originally posted by Robtard
Only drug I've really done is weed and even that was limited, but if I hit 70, I'm doing it all, coke, meth, heroin, XTC, you name it. Figure by the time it starts to affect my health I'll be 80 and who cares by then. That's the way to do it! Me personally, I'd want to drop dead from a heart-attack after snorting my third line of coke off a hooker's **** in the back of a limo on my 100th birthday.

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