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I'm glad as I embark on my third set of children my sperm is proven and I don't live in the west. If you haven't got kids already and are under 40, do it now, or you may never have enough sperm.

I got my sperm count tested in Jan of 2015 and it was a bit more than double the normal count. And they reported it as highly motile, as well.

My doctor joked that if a post-menopausal woman even sniffed my balls, she'd get pregnant. But he was clearly not joking and this is a serious topic.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I got my sperm count tested in Jan of 2015 and it was a bit more than double the normal count. And they reported it as highly motile, as well.

My doctor joked that if a post-menopausal woman even sniffed my balls, she'd get pregnant. But he was clearly not joking and this is a serious topic. very much so, my sperm count is high despite all the roids etc and also motile. Am I worried about autism in a kid as I'm over 50? No, you seem O.K. DDM. 😂 I jest. And it's very serious for young men.

The Children of Men by P. D. James, here we come!

When I was in Africa I was smitten by two black women, we talked about racism and Trump, they were on the verge of tears, so I comforted them by making sweet love to them.

I was going to post but you killed the mood man

Originally posted by Bentley
I was going to post but you killed the mood man

I got my mood count tested in Jan of 2015 and it was a bit more than double the normal count. And they reported it as highly jovial, as well.

My doctor joked that if a depressive woman even sniffed my moods, she'd get happy. But he was clearly not joking and this is a serious topic.

I would definitely take the Pepsi Challenge (google it, kiddos) pitting my uber fertile sperm against DDM's uber fertile perm.

We can decide/agree which KMC posters would do the testing/judging.

Originally posted by Robtard
I would definitely take the Pepsi Challenge (google it, kiddos) pitting my uber fertile sperm against DDM's uber fertile perm.

You can't match up to my fabulous perm:


https://i.imgur.com/oV1cs6M.gif

Legit lol @ that pic. Did I tell you that I have a "The Van Damage Collection" on my home media server?

Important topic: But I've tried twice to get my wife pregnant and twice I've succeeded. First time it took 2 weeks, second about 3-4; that's a 200% success rate, m8. Cum @ me.

Are we bragging about fertility? I have a perfect breeding rate, both times it took one week tops and I have two kids.

Originally posted by Bentley
Are we bragging about fertility?

I have a perfect breeding rate, both times it took one week tops and I have two kids.

Absolutely.

Looks like we have another major player in the challenge.

All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy.

Originally posted by snowdragon
All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy.

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Is this a dad thread?

Originally posted by snowdragon
All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy.

I'm going to go and guess one of your kids is latino and the other one is asian despite you both being neither?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Is this a dad thread?

FFS. Sperm thread, Steve. Sperm!

Originally posted by dadudemon
You can't match up to my fabulous perm:


https://i.imgur.com/oV1cs6M.gif nice

Originally posted by snowdragon
All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy. I'm proud my boys seem full of the right stuff also.

My sperm are so strong they didnt even fertilize an egg to conceive my kids. Instead they just devour the eggs for protein then thru a combination of swimming for exercise mixed with pure awesomeness they grew into fully formed babies.

True story

Originally posted by Robtard
FFS. Sperm thread, Steve. Sperm!

I've got plenty of that but no children through not trying for them

Originally posted by steverules_2
I've got plenty of that but no children through not trying for them Something about Mary popped in my head Steve.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Something about Mary popped in my head Steve.

No relation

Idgaf about my potency. Told myself no kids ever. If my sperm got out, it'd probably cause a mutant baby due to how much shit I put it through. Vasectomy ftw.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/10/sperm-counts-continue-to-fall/572794

I'm glad as I embark on my third set of children my sperm is proven and I don't live in the west. If you haven't got kids already and are under 40, do it now, or you may never have enough sperm. Whirly, could you count my sperm? durty









J/K

Originally posted by Badabing
Whirly, could you count my sperm? durty









J/K haha, sure, I'd need a sample, haemocytometer and decent microscope. Oh, and rubber gloves. 😎

When I cum the state of California declares a state of emergency.

Originally posted by BackFire
When I cum the state of California declares a state of emergency. chuckles.