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Battle takes place in either a desert or an apartment.

funny.. really funny..


Graboid gets grabbed then spin kicked to another planet

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
funny.. really funny..


Graboid gets grabbed then spin kicked to another planet

You mean like this is Chuck Norris?!

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
You mean like this is Chuck Norris?!


didn't know this already....

Walker trains the Graboid in the art of beard growing and roundhouse kicking

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
didn't know this already....
But this ranger has never tossed anyone into space before or is that merely some kind of joke?

Spite WTR is an Abstract

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But this ranger has never tossed anyone into space before or is that merely some kind of joke?

He was obviously serious.

Graboid? More like ....... Grab....... uh...... DEAD! Yeah!

Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones.

Thanos obtained them and put them in a glove.

Originally posted by Impediment
Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones.

Thanos obtained them and put them in a glove.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

A friend called Walker Texas Ranger "Brokeback Mountain the Series".

I can kind of see where he's coming from.



Walker.spinkicks Graboid into Brokeback Mountain's backside.

African graboids are hardcore.

Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
He was obviously serious.


But i've never seen him toss opponents into outer space before!

And I've never seen q graboid inside of an apartment

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
And I've never seen a graboid inside of an apartment
But I meant in the TV series featuring Cordell Walker, he never had the power to literally toss others into outer space.

Originally posted by Impediment
Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones.

Thanos obtained them and put them in a glove.

Best Chuck Norris joke I've heard in some time.

On topic though: I'll take the 90's action hero over the 90's monster/villain, and Walker is near the top of the 90's action hero hierarchy. Cordell wins this one.