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Oh no facepalm

Neat!

Lol pure gold.

The plot is they all lacked the upper body strength and power to weight ratio and thus all fall to their deaths, the end.

But nah. All female movie worked for The Descent and Annihilation.

No reason this can't.

Make sure all the babes got nice big bouncy boobs and this could be watchable.

what ladies have been cast

Hopefully some nice ass shots of them climbing.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The plot is they all lacked the upper body strength and power to weight ratio and thus all fall to their deaths, the end.

But nah. All female movie worked for The Descent and Annihilation.

No reason this can't.

Yeah but those were some original movies and good movies, why do they need to remake movies with a female lead? Loved the original cliffhanger

Yeah me too. John Lithgow made a surprisingly menacing bad guy.

Haven't got a problem with it, As long as they don't push the girl power angle.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Yeah me too. John Lithgow made a surprisingly menacing bad guy.
Yeah he did. I enjoyed that performance!

Its a strange thing to do.

Just because you get triggered by it and go on rants.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
what ladies have been cast

She's the lead

https://i.postimg.cc/5yDGYHVv/cliffhangersjw.jpg

Originally posted by steverules_2
She's the lead

https://i.postimg.cc/5yDGYHVv/cliffhangersjw.jpg

YES PLEASE!

Originally posted by Robtard
YES PLEASE!

Can you see the pic I uploaded? It's not coming up on my screen for some reason

I can

Hmmm how odd, can't even see it on my ipad but it's there

I'm using firefox if that helps

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm using firefox if that helps

Might be that but I can see other images uploaded

If it's also the same picture i can also see too, I'm using Chrome.

More like clit hanger, am I right

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The plot is they all lacked the upper body strength and power to weight ratio and thus all fall to their deaths, the end.

But nah. All female movie worked for The Descent and Annihilation.

No reason this can't.

I'm picturing the beginning, where the woman falls and dies, being replaced where it's a woman trying to save a male rock climber, but he's super arrogant and creepily hitting on her.

And as he falls to his death the last thing we hear him scream is "you should smile more".

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm picturing the beginning, where the woman falls and dies, being replaced where it's a woman trying to save a male rock climber, but he's super arrogant and creepily hitting on her.

And as he falls to his death the last thing we hear him scream is "you should smile more".

You saw that deleted scene from Captain Marvel too, huh...

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Hopefully some nice ass shots of them climbing.

Hell ya

Wait I just noticed the "Jason Mamoa in talks to cameo"...LOL! He's totally gonna die at the beginning isn't he?

If it’s as you say I love it

Originally posted by -Pr-
You saw that deleted scene from Captain Marvel too, huh...

Yes, but that line actually comes from "controversy" from people telling Brie Larson to smile more lol. Apparently the butthurt was so strong they put it in the movie.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Hopefully some nice ass shots of them climbing.
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Hell ya

How do you know the asses will be nice?! This is sexist, you can't prove Melissa McCarthy isn't up for a starring role!

Originally posted by Surtur
Yes, but that line actually comes from "controversy" from people telling Brie Larson to smile more lol. Apparently the butthurt was so strong they put it in the movie.

To be fair, she does seem to have a sour expression a lot of the time...

Originally posted by -Pr-
To be fair, she does seem to have a sour expression a lot of the time...

Reported for misogyny.

Muh Gourd ! PR is such a WHAMMIN HATER!!!


AAAAAHHHH So Trigggererered!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Surtur
Yes, but that line actually comes from "controversy" from people telling Brie Larson to smile more lol. Apparently the butthurt was so strong they put it in the movie.


So that wasn't a movie scene. That was a thing that actually happened, that they decided to put in the movie.

Yep. Hollywood is full of Horrible People

Originally posted by steverules_2
Can you see the pic I uploaded? It's not coming up on my screen for some reason

Steve, you're a good few months older than me.

Don't tell me you're having trouble with THIS.

Anyway, try different browsers (or settings) or/and different adblock plugins (assuming you're using any).

Originally posted by steverules_2
She's the lead

https://i.postimg.cc/5yDGYHVv/cliffhangersjw.jpg

They should get trigglypuff too. She could play a boulder or something.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Clean your cache and shit next time

Yes mom

Suck my nipple, son...

Let KMC watch.

I don't have high hopes, but maybe it will be a pleasant surprise.

The movie certainly can work if there are unique or intriguing elements that keep it from feeling contrived. Otherwise it may end up feeling like the original Cliffhanger's little sister. This was my impression of the female Ghostbuster remake. It was a fun movie, but it simply did not have the impact of the original, in part because (IMHO) it came across as a 'let's just do a girl's version; that's all the reason we need'.

This was why Descent was a great flick. Other than being well done overall, it wasn't someone else's picture first.

(BTW, when are they gonna do a male version of 'A Star is Born'?)