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Say Frodo finds the lamp and gets three wish's. What happens?

Genie from Aladdin?

This actually happened already.

He wished to have endless gasms. But the genie tricks him and makes all emissions teleport straight to his mouth.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BriefFixedIndusriverdolphin-small.gif

Pretty sure Samwise gets jealous of Frodo's wish and wants some of that spunk.

Find another clip from the movie:

https://i.imgur.com/DeeOyem.gif

Holy Hell this thread never had a chance.