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(Inspired by Bieber vs. Cruise thread.)

Who wins this match-up?

Despite being a bit older, I'd give this one to Keanu, he's actually trained in both Karate and Judo, no idea if Damon has any formal or informal training other than possible street fighting as a youth.

Reeves wins.

Reeves would talk Damon down the exact same way he talked down the chick that broke into his home.

Reeves stomps... damon can't hold his jock strap against reeves

He would probably be left crying regardless.

...also Reeves is a vampire as he has been around for at least a century