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riv6672

Bashar Teg
bullshit? bullshit.

riv6672

snowdragon
Did you really? I have a family member that has a restaurant and a food truck. They do really well with the truck but it does require that they travel a bit.

The do a greek/korean type fusion (think souvlaki meets bulgogi.)

Good for you man, hope you enjoy.

riv6672
Thank you! Crowdie stuffed samosas for everyone!

Flyattractor
Lets all Have Lunch at Riv's RoachCoach!!!!

dadudemon
Remember when you become rich that I was good to you before the fame and riches. smile

All I ask, when you're rich and famous, is continue with the good jokes and share some of that good food.

Flyattractor
All you get is a half price corn dog.

riv6672

Flyattractor
Yeah. I can recall those being EVERYWHERE back in the day. Stupid Health Service put a stop to that... Stupid Health Services.

riv6672
They were still active as of 2013 when i retired.

riv6672
trapping their farts under a blanket:

https://i0.wp.com/www.mommysketchpad.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dutch-oven.jpg

A Dutch oven is actually a cooking appliance:

https://www.williams-sonoma.com/wsimgs/rk/images/dp/wcm/201916/0007/img21c.jpg

All these years i could have been enjoying Dutch apple pie. mad

Flyattractor
Will you be using both in your new RoachCoach?

riv6672

riv6672

riv6672

riv6672
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4k7jBpkNpis

That's classy dang it!

riv6672
Hmmm. La Cucaracha...roach coach?
Maybe thats where the name came from!

riv6672

snowdragon
Make sure you put up a picture of the truck when it's ready to rollsmile

riv6672

Flyattractor
Did you at least get a hook hanging from your door handle?

riv6672
No, no hookers. It wasn't that kinda story!

Surtur
didnt u ever see "theres something about mary" ?!

Flyattractor
That and He should have picked them up... Fresh Meat is hard to come by....

riv6672
Originally posted by Surtur
didnt u ever see "theres something about mary" ?!
I love Brett Favre!

riv6672
...to the new Chinese restaurant that opened up in town.

Judging by what was obviously a contract killing i witnessed this evening while jogging, the cats have gotten into an all out turf war w. The Coyote Mafia, and they're coming out on the losing end... omg_smilie

riv6672
Oh its rolling!

Flyattractor
Wait until the LUNCH WAGON Shows up....

riv6672

Flyattractor
meep meep

riv6672

Surtur
That shit sounds f*cking awesome.

Flyattractor
We need a Pic of Riv in a red Speedo sitting in it.. RIVWATCH!

riv6672
I dont usually but i could pull it off...:

http://goodnightsweetprince.rip/s/thomas-mira-y-lopez/mcd_gif.gif

Flyattractor
No! They need to be RED not Animal Print!

Surtur
It's only okay if it's real leopard skin from a leopard you killed yourself.

Stringer
Might as well jump

riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
No! They need to be RED not Animal Print!
I -do- look good in red...

Originally posted by Surtur
It's only okay if it's real leopard skin from a leopard you killed yourself.
Been a long time since i skinned me a cat...

riv6672
I saw a baby elephant at the zoo today. Man elephants are cool.

Floppy ears, four knees, photographic memories....thumb up

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/4e/82/ed/4e82ed8b154fdd4588ed12d22c08d196--elephant-baby-baby-elephants.jpg

riv6672
Originally posted by riv6672
Been a long time since i skinned me a cat...
I only know the one way, though...🤨

BrolyBlack
Can we get a pic of this?

rudester
I thought you were in New York?

Flyattractor
I once saw a Mama Elephant shit on its Kid and then Kick it in the head.


SO yeah....

riv6672
^^^Exactly.

If human parents were that strict we wouldn't have all these bratty little kids running around who turn into shit adults.

Elephants, yeah!

riv6672
My friend the dental hygienist got stuck at work through lunch and she was starving.
I was the only thing standing between her and light headedness. Thanks to a quick stop at a BKs drive through, i was able to save the day!

bluewaterrider
If by "BKs" you mean Burger King, they used to have an AWESOME fish sandwich. Think they even called it "BK Big Fish" or "The Whaler".
Whatever the name, it was a darn good sandwich...

Flyattractor
And now the poor person has Digestive Problems...


RIV IS A TERRIBLE HERO!!!!!!

riv6672

Jmanghan
Riv, BK man... really?

riv6672
Now i can eat stroopwafel and not wonder at the cooking process!

riv6672
Really.

Flyattractor
Could have been worse... could haven Carl's Jr...

Surtur
I had a dental emergency at the age of 13. You see I wasn't allowed to bring snacks up to my room on the 2nd floor. My brother was also a tattle tale. So I told him to run upstairs and then downstairs as fast as he could and I'd time him so I could get a snack without him seeing cuz he was right there. I slipped the snack in my pocket as he ran upstairs.

Well coming down the stairs he tripped fell and knocked out both front teeth. Owned.

riv6672
^^^OH! Thats ****ing awesome!!! laughing

riv6672
There will be no Crystal Pepsi in our truck!!! mad

rudester
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Lets all Have Lunch at Riv's RoachCoach!!!!

laughing

rudester
Thought u were in New York, lol. Your a tall tale riv.

BrolyBlack
Run it into the ground for sure!

BrolyBlack
How many gold teeth did you lose?

riv6672
None too fond of Dr. Pepper, either, but i will allow it! yes

riv6672
Elephants are actually very good parents.

https://seussblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/horton-hatches-the-egg.jpg

rudester
Tall tail riv. Thats your name.

rudester
Shit posting are we now??

rudester
The only elephant I see is your sister.

rudester
Shes fat.

riv6672

riv6672
Its even better to know i wont actually have to see what they say.

riv6672
Ignored posters are nothing if not predictable.

riv6672

riv6672
Its even better to know i wont actually have to see what they say.

riv6672
Ignored posters are nothing if not predictable.

riv6672
Just needs a new paint job.

https://foodtruckempire.com/wp-content/uploads/roach-coach-2.png

riv6672
^^^i would say the roadrunner was a narc.

riv6672

riv6672
Turns out the baby was a 40 year old midget!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHEjDXPWsAAKyiR.jpg

BrolyBlack
Leave it like that! It suits you!

rudester
Genius how can you see ignored posters.

rudester
Your such an attention hog.

rudester
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TSnqT_tUT2Q/VCDpwTxAc8I/AAAAAAAAOnU/hSBzUFeqy7k/s1600/Roach-Coach-in-Nashville.jpg

rudester
Ohh look I found rivs car online and ohh look its apart of something else.

rudester
http://symbolic-mirage.blogspot.com/2014/09/?m=1

Flyattractor
And we all know what part of Riv the rudester is most interested in...

BrolyBlack
Lets call it Riv's Roach Rocket!

riv6672

riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
And we all know what part of Riv the rudester is most interested in...
LUUUUUUUUNCH TIIIIIIIIIME!

https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,dpr_auto,q_90,w_720/fl_lossy,pg_1/gf7nxv3qgricrfptihui.jpg

riv6672
Cant wait to see my neighbor up on that chair this weekend! laughing out loud

Eon Blue

riv6672
Heeeere piggy piggy piggy...!

https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/a4d3cf3fa30372225cc41eda4fd2bbdf.jpg

BrolyBlack

riv6672
haha, awesome! laughing

https://www.sheknows.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/swat-truck_oi7bjl.jpeg

Eon Blue
If Fly blocks people so easily on here, does that mean he would shun customers from his food truck?! I believe so.

Riv discriminates.

Eon Blue
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Could have been worse... could haven Carl's Jr...

Their food is crap, just like you.

Flyattractor
The Only person I ever blocked was Riv... but that was only for about 5 minutes. Now back to the CERAL Topic of Kooking the Kitty!

https://media.giphy.com/media/WVca8zFl0vVVC/giphy.gif

Eon Blue
Originally posted by Flyattractor
The Only person I ever blocked was Riv... but that was only for about 5 minutes. Now back to the CERAL Topic of Kooking the Kitty!

https://media.giphy.com/media/WVca8zFl0vVVC/giphy.gif



Fly is a pathetic joke of a man.

Flyattractor
I make you moist... Just like a well Kooked Kitty!

Eon Blue
I am not a cat. Do not ever call me anything of the sort.

Enough of your sexist bile, rightist.

Flyattractor
I make you PURRR! Just Admit it!!

Eon Blue

Flyattractor
Woof Woof Bow Wow!?

riv6672
I love that smiling star, it looks so friendly! big grin

riv6672
Fly! What the heck is wrong w. that cat?!? eek!

riv6672
But it fell through.
Now i have a case of beer and no good reason to drink it.

Aw, who am i kidding? Having a case of beer IS a good reason to drink it! laughing

BrolyBlack
Sorry to hear, who new!

riv6672
And thats 3 beers down and time to pee!

BrolyBlack
Keep drinking!

riv6672
Pissed like a firehose! laughing

Eon Blue
Man, I could go for a beer.

BrolyBlack
**** ya, but Riv wont share any with us

Eon Blue

Eon Blue
Originally posted by riv6672
I love that smiling star, it looks so friendly! big grin

Have you eaten their food?

Surtur
I have some shock top white belgian ale in the fridge at this very moment.

Eon Blue

Surtur

riv6672

riv6672
I got half of my case down, 12 beers if you will.

Breaking for lunch, and since i -was- supposed to be fishing, imma have albacore sammiches!

riv6672

BrolyBlack
Let me know when you get back

BrolyBlack
Yup

riv6672

Eon Blue
Originally posted by riv6672
I got half of my case down, 12 beers if you will.

Breaking for lunch, and since i -was- supposed to be fishing, imma have albacore sammiches!

Have fun, mate.

What type of beers are your favorite?

Eon Blue

Eon Blue
Riv, your neighbor sounds weird as phuq.

Flyattractor
Sounds better then my neighbors and their ignored Yappy Dog. I would take weird over that Any Day!

I now miss the guy with the Halloween Hearse.

BrolyBlack
Originally posted by Eon Blue
Have fun, mate.

What type of beers are your favorite?

I know he like Mickies

BrolyBlack
Originally posted by Surtur
That shit sounds f*cking awesome.

I know can you imagine?!

BrolyBlack
Originally posted by Eon Blue
Riv, your neighbor sounds weird as phuq.

laughing out loudlaughing out loud

BrolyBlack
They suck compared to in and out

riv6672
Four beers after a big lunch is good i think. Still leaves me 8 for later. Imma take a nap.
This is the best fishing trip i never went on! eek!

riv6672

BrolyBlack
Adios!

BrolyBlack
Drink in the back of your new food truck, talk about the good old days.

Flyattractor
Riv should turn that Roach Coach into a Road Bar.

That would be fun to see.

BrolyBlack
Yea that would be cool

Flyattractor
Even better then those Liquor Stores with Drive Thru Windows.

Eon Blue

riv6672

riv6672
One of the neighborhood dogs got into it w. a member of the coyote mafia last night i guess.
No major injuries, but that vigilante justice just makes it harder for the REAL K-9 Cops to do their jobs, man.

Flyattractor
mmmm I am wishing I was sitting next to a river or spillway with a cooler full of cheap beer sitting on a lawn chair smoking a stogie with a pole (probably no bait on it) and it raining...


Ahhhh Heaven.

riv6672
Its drunken grilling (drunk and grilling) time! eek!

riv6672
Nothing quite as surreal as going through a fast food drive through in a food truck...:laughing out loud

Flyattractor
Call me when you get to Grunk and Drilling.

Eon Blue

Eon Blue

Eon Blue
Riv, feed me.

Flyattractor
Best Beer there is.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kU6-q4MYbJc/T41ft6RyKHI/AAAAAAAAC0E/AjXbaeuy9M0/s400/mickeysbeer.jpg

riv6672
I did, and i had like 3 PMs i never knew about! laughing

Surtur

Eon Blue

Eon Blue
Who were they from, Riv?

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