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I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:

Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.

You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.

After reading the explanation, you went back and looked at the picture and laughed, didn't you? You filthy, dirty, animal.

You just figured this out? I thought you were smarter than this.

But who's the woman?

You see her name was Lola. In her spare time she was a showgirl.

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:

Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.

You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.

Originally posted by Surtur
You see her name was Lola. In her spare time she was a showgirl.
Her face is weird.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Her face is weird.

That's cuz she's Italian.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
But who's the woman? quanchi

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:

Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.

You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know. Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP?

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
But who's the woman? Ellen Barkin.

Originally posted by Chad the Bull
Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP? dur wut?

I lol'd

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I lol'd Me too

Originally posted by Surtur
You see her name was Lola.

LemG0cvc4oU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU


I called it years ago, Surt fell for a 'trap' and this is why he hates trans women.

Originally posted by Robtard
LemG0cvc4oU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU


I called it years ago, Surt fell for a 'trap' and this is why he hates trans women. Ray Davies, what a lyrical genius.

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola He wouldn't need the butt plug DDM has given him with Lola la la la la Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Surt could not handle that.

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?" Surtur Su Su Su Surtur, he/she sat him down and put him on his/her knee.

Those pronouns are for you Surt.

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes
Well, I almost fell for my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Originally posted by Chad the Bull
Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP?

Obvious sock is obvious, but that was kinda funny in the absurd

Originally posted by Robtard
LemG0cvc4oU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU


I called it years ago, Surt fell for a 'trap' and this is why he hates trans women.

I love the stupidity of your post, love it

Originally posted by Surtur
I love the stupidity of your post, love it

That was just friendly humor, Surt. No one took it seriously, it's just a good/funny Kinks' song.

You need to be less bitter in life.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was just friendly humor, Surt. No one took it seriously, it's just a good/funny Kinks' song.

You need to be less bitter in life. Great song by the Kinks, perhaps the most underrated band in history.

Maybe, good sir. Maybe.

I still feel that Rock Star (2001) might be the most underrated film ever, or at least the last 50 years.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was just friendly humor, Surt. No one took it seriously, it's just a good/funny Kinks' song.

You need to be less bitter in life.

Kiddo, it was behavior you'd say was circle jerking/cheerleading if I and others did it lol. Do better, try to be less of a hypocrite in life.

#trig'd

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
#trig'd

Okie dokie, Rob is triggered every time he pulls the same "circle jerk/cheerleader stuff".

Good to know

Incorrect, I would have laughed the Kinks song off, because it's just a funny song. Be less of a bitter Betty; choose your eBattles more wisely.

Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect, I would have laughed the Kinks song off, because it's just a funny song. Be less of a bitter Betty; choose your eBattles more wisely.

Lol no it's not incorrect. It's hilarious you lack the sac to admit even this.

Be less of a hypocrite in life.

Okay then. SMH.

Music humor = VERY bad!

Originally posted by Robtard
Okay then. SMH.

Music humor = VERY bad!

I never said it was bad lol. I correctly pointed out how you're a hypocrite, that is all.

Originally posted by Robtard
Okay then. SMH.

Music humor = VERY bad! I say, "Hey Surt, take a walk on the wildside".

eat

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I say, "Hey Surt, take a walk on the wildside".

and the girls say "what do you do, do-do, do-do, do do-do..."

Originally posted by Surtur
eat Fair Play Where's that dog with a tail between its leg picture when I need it.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Fair Play Where's that dog with a tail between its leg picture when I need it.

What more is there to say? You guys seem to want to circle jerk and obsess, I feel it's poor form to truly interrupt.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
and the girls say "what do you do, do-do, do-do, do do-do..."


LoLz

Kidney shot though

Originally posted by Robtard
Maybe, good sir. Maybe.

I still feel that Rock Star (2001) might be the most underrated film ever, or at least the last 50 years. You know I have never seen it, I must download now.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
You know I have never seen it, I must download now.

IMO, it's a very solid film, good story, good acting, well writing, has humor and sadness. Plus yummy Jennifer Aniston

Be sure to watch all the way through the credits, there's a funny outtake.

Originally posted by Surtur
What more is there to say? You guys seem to want to circle jerk and obsess, I feel it's poor form to truly interrupt. Come on Surt, Bash's what do you do da do do was Genius, I am jealous he came up with it. He is too quick sometimes. We all you included have good comic timing but Bash. Another level.

Originally posted by Robtard
IMO, it's a very solid film, good story, good acting, well writing, has humor and sadness. Plus yummy Jennifer Aniston

Be sure to watch all the way through the credits, there's a funny outtake. Downloading will watch Thursday. Watching Hotel Mumbai right now, bloody tense.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Come on Surt, Bash's what do you do da do do was Genius, I am jealous he came up with it. He is too quick sometimes. We all you included have good comic timing but Bash. Another level.

I feel stuff is funnier when it is true though, but you do you kid

Originally posted by Surtur
I feel stuff is funnier when it is true though, but you do you kid Oh Surt, you are sooo salty today.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Oh Surt, you are sooo salty today.

You've killed the meaning of that word lol. Just like the words alt right, nazi, fascist, sexist, and racist.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Downloading will watch Thursday. Watching Hotel Mumbai right now, bloody tense.

Be sure it's Rock Star (2001), there's another Bollywood film of the same name, iirc.

Let me know how that Hotel Mumbai is, was considering watching.

Originally posted by Robtard
Be sure it's Rock Star (2001), there's another Bollywood film of the same name, iirc.

Let me know how that Hotel Mumbai is, was considering watching. will do Rob.

Hotel Mumbai was very tense and hard to watch Rob. This thread though still gold. Bash's what do you do da do do is perhaps the funniest of so many zingers. Your Lola switchers is also top 10 Samhaim level stuff. Who was Chad the Bull! Top poster.

DDM has a weird sense of humour.

Originally posted by Chad the Bull
Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP? whaaaat?

chad was kinda cruel

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
chad was kinda cruel That he was!