You in the Star Wars U...Chose Your Role...(twist)

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Flyattractor
You find your Self in the Star Wars Universe. You have to CHOOSE a Side to Join Up With.. The Twist.. You Aint No Force User. So No Jedi or Sith Nonsense. You are just a Regular Joe. SO No Light Saber Whacking in your chose. Which Faction do you Choose!? (posted here and not the SW forum cause lets face it...that place is full of FREAKS!)

The Rebel Alliance. You choose to Stand Up against the Evil Dictatorship that is Crushing the Freedom of the Galaxy. Multi choice. Would you be a Spy? Solider? Pilot"

https://jasonrmsmith.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/mybestfriendisawookiee-be-a-rebel.jpeg


The EMPIRE! Be a Part of the Power that RULES the Galaxy!! Be the Finger in the Iron Glove! Multi Chose. Infiltrator. Storm Trooper. Tie Pilot?

https://reggiestake.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/star-wars-empire-recruitment-poster-2.jpg

The Smugglers! You just wanna make some money and mind your own business. Sure you gotta break the law and face Horrible Circumstances if caught and probably have to take jobs from Big Evil Space Slug, but You are getting Paid..Right!?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_Tyg68GqZhM/hqdefault.jpg


The Bounty Hunters. Get Paid for Shooting People. Sure you are a part of the most Hate-able Scum in the Galaxy but You are your own boss and can set your own hours.

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Which Faction Do you Choose and WHY!?

Putinbot1
How about I run a bar like the one on Tatooine.

Flyattractor
That would be placed in the "Smugglers" Camp. Cause Its the only way to get THE GOOD STUFF!

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Flyattractor
That would be placed in the "Smugglers" Camp. Cause Its the only way to get THE GOOD STUFF! That's me then Bar owner and smuggler.

Flyattractor
I will still go Bounty Hunter. No Boss and I can Shoot My Customers.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Flyattractor
I will still go Bounty Hunter. No Boss and I can Shoot My Customers. Haha, but do you get birds with three breasts singing and stuff. thumb up

Flyattractor
Never heard of Bounty Groupies?

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BadMojoScootr
hutt faction, ima bounty hunter what shoots first fug it

Flyattractor
Yeah. Shoot First and Forget the Questions is a Good Way to Survive the SW Verse.

samhain
I think the Empire's disciplinary policies would ensure that only a true believer or an absolute moron would sign up. I'd opt for Bounty Hunter, they are largely left alone by the other factions and in fact are able to take jobs from pretty much all of them with no repercussions seemingly. They might be the only truly free people in the galaxy. Plus I could stop by Whirly's Cantina and check out those triple-breasted women after a job, maybe even get myself a titwank and a motorboat at the same time!

Flyattractor
Smart Move.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by samhain
I think the Empire's disciplinary policies would ensure that only a true believer or an absolute moron would sign up. I'd opt for Bounty Hunter, they are largely left alone by the other factions and in fact are able to take jobs from pretty much all of them with no repercussions seemingly. They might be the only truly free people in the galaxy. Plus I could stop by Whirly's Cantina and check out those triple-breasted women after a job, maybe even get myself a titwank and a motorboat at the same time! laughing out loud

DaltonChance
Probably a fat Conor Mcgregor as a cringe worthy Jedi

Huravill
Chewbacca

Nuke Nixon
Rebel Alliance Guard or Mechanic on Yavin IV, seems safe and boring enough.

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