If you could be one fictional or historic character who would it be?

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Putinbot1
You retain your own personality but gain all there knowledge skills and powers. and enter them ala being John Malkovitch. Explain why and what you would do and would you like to be them in their time and or location or now.

TempAccount
So many to choose from...

Emperor Hirohito (or Hideki Tojo):

I would call-off the attack on Pearl Harbor to ensure the US stays out of the war. Japan would then focus on invading the entirety of Asia and India and aiding the Germans by invading Russia on the East Front, ensuring an Axis victory.


Fictional characters

Count Dooku / Darth Tyranus
Deathstroke / Slade Wilson
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Prince Xizor
Gendo Ikari
Tony Stark / Iron Man


Their powers would be used for personal gain and furthering the Sith Grand Plan all while implementing the principles of accelerationism and human transcendentalism.

The only other IRL person I'd be to aid in this would be Elon Musk

Robtard
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Raptor22
Id probably pick Jesus.

Immortality, can turn water into wine and if the stories are true, his gf is the type that defiantly puts out.

Id start in his time at the begining of the world (about 6 thousand years ago wink ) and see everything that happens between then and now due to my immorality. But u can forget about that sacrificing myself for the sins of man B.S. u guys are on ur own with that one. Good luck dealing with my dad/me without my help.

Dont know who id choose for the historical person.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Robtard
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Bashar Teg
I'd rather be crom so I can ignore conan and laugh at subotai's four winds, strong on my mountain

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I'd rather be crom so I can ignore conan and laugh at subotai's four winds, strong on my mountain Crom does not care thumb up

dadudemon
I don't have the ability to answer this question as I would forget too many.

Impediment
Ron Jeremy so I can be fat and ugly like my usual self, but have a 10 inch penis and get laid.

samhain
^Was going to say John Holmes until I remembered he had a dark last few years, but someone along those lines.

For a fictional character, I'm tempted to go for Sherlock Holmes as he's probably my favourite fictional character of all time, but I've read all the stories so I'm not sure how much fun could be had, Conan is a good shout but I'll opt for Han Solo.

gold slorg
emilia clarke, to play with myself

Flyattractor
Rea Life? Either the Psychiatrist that would deal with all the Women that Ron the IMP Jeremy forced himself on....or the Woman's Lawyer...either way.. CHA CHING!!!!

Fictional. The Doctor. Nuff Said.

Tzeentch
griffith

NemeBro
Junko Furuta

Mindship
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Archaeopteryx
Kennedy, would've pressed the button in 62

Or maybe Hugh Hefner, got more than any rock or porn star

Surtur
It's insane for anyone to choose a fictional character that isn't some immortal super powered being.

I choose Superman.

DeadpoolXXX
Hitler.

obvious reasons

Surtur
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
Hitler.

obvious reasons

Cuz u wanna f*ck Eva Braun?

Putinbot1
Originally posted by gold slorg
emilia clarke, to play with myself would you use a lot of shower gel?

dadudemon
Omega Autarch Ji Ning from Desolate Era.

Seems like a great choice.

SquallX
Superboy Prime without all the the craziness.

gold slorg
Originally posted by Putinbot1
would you use a lot of shower gel? i would use everything smile

Surtur
Originally posted by SquallX
Superboy Prime without all the the craziness.

Pre Crisis Superman...*with* all the craziness.

Legit burning Jimmy Olsen's fathers day gift that he gives me, no matter what it is.

#Has2BeDone

Impediment
The Beyonder, I guess?

Nigh-Omnipotent powers would let me satisfy all of my Earthly pleasures, desires, and fantasies, then I could explore the universe.

Surtur
Originally posted by Impediment
The Beyonder, I guess?

Nigh-Omnipotent powers would let me satisfy all of my Earthly pleasures, desires, and fantasies, then I could explore the universe.

Might as well just have said The One Above All.

But you didn't! So now I call it!

#TheSurtAboveAll

SquallX

Majestic PRIME
king solomon

Lord Lucien
I'd be God. And then I'd rewrite reality so that I'd always been God and thus not fictional, thereby creating a paradox that would negate me having ever become God and making me go cross-eyed.


But it wouldn't matter because I'd just God the paradox away.

Tzeentch
Originally posted by Surtur
It's insane for anyone to choose a fictional character that isn't some immortal super powered being.

I choose Superman. I can't think of anything worse then being alive forever.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Tzeentch
I can't think of anything worse then being alive forever.

This is due to your nihilistic perspectives. Find something or someone that makes eternity enticing.

Surtur
Originally posted by Tzeentch
I can't think of anything worse then being alive forever.

This is why, in reality, I'd choose someone like Superman more than someone omnipotent.

I wouldn't age, but I could just fly into a red sun if I ever wanted to end it.

Tzeentch
atta boy

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is due to your nihilistic perspectives. Find something or someone that makes eternity enticing. You can't be a nihilist over 20.

Robtard
Originally posted by Surtur
This is why, in reality, I'd choose someone like Superman more than someone omnipotent.

I wouldn't age, but I could just fly into a red sun if I ever wanted to end it.

If an omnipotent being lacks the ability to self terminate, then they're not omnipotent to begin win.

Superman is an illegal alien...

Lord Lucien
Just be Batman. Then quit being Batman and just be a rich guy.

jaden_2.0
I've been giving this a lot of thought and I'm going to have to go with Elmo.

There is no explanation.

Surtur
Originally posted by Robtard
If an omnipotent being lacks the ability to self terminate, then they're not omnipotent to begin win.

Superman is an illegal alien...

People can't be illegal!

jaden_2.0
Originally posted by Surtur
People can't be illegal!

He's not a person.

Surtur
You're a Kryptonphobe you monster.

jaden_2.0
😄

Adam_PoE
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SquallX
Originally posted by Robtard
If an omnipotent being lacks the ability to self terminate, then they're not omnipotent to begin win.

Superman is an illegal alien...

Why the **** did you bring politics into such a mundane hyperbole question?

Flyattractor
I would choose to be Robtard. Just so I could spare KMC from his fascist whiney bullshit.

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