ANTIFA vs Incels

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TempAccount
Every active ANTIFA member in the United States

VS

Every 'violent' self-proclaimed incel in the United States


Fight takes place here (Bonneville Salt Flats):

https://www.roadtripamerica.com/photos/data/656/medium/Bonneville_Salt_Flats.JPG


Everyone is teleported to the location

Each side starts 200 meters apart

Both sides are bloodlusted

Nobody can leave

Rounds end when the last person remaining on one side is incapacitated or killed, or after 24 hours of fighting when the Japan Self Defense Force kills everyone


Scenarios:

1. Everyone is unarmed but has prepped for the fight during the past 3 hours

2. Both sides have 5 minutes to prepare; have their standard load-out of gear (what they can grab from their residences in 5 minutes before being teleported to the fight)

3. Both sides have 24 hours to prepare and may acquire whatever gear/weapons they want with their own personal funds in the time leading up to the match.

If Incels lose:
Their numbers are increased with incels joining from all over the world, not just US

If ANTIFA lose:

ditto

Putinbot1
Incels win they often have guns and minimum gear as standard is a Zimmer frame and or wheelchair and Baseball bat.

Incels are also much more angry, pretty vegans give head to Antifa Chad's. Incels... not so much.

TempAccount
Originally posted by Putinbot1
Incels win they often have guns and minimum gear as standard is a Zimmer frame and or wheelchair and Baseball bat.

Incels are also much more angry, pretty vegans give head to Antifa Chad's. Incels... not so much. But I thought 'Chads' are too busy making six-figure salaries to roll in the dirt with ANTIFA...

dadudemon
Antifa is always bloodlusted.

But they tire easily, have very little exercise.

Many of the incels workout regularly as part of their incel-routines.

Many have weapons like Whirly said.

Antifa has the numbers.



1. Everyone is unarmed but has prepped for the fight during the past 3 hours:

Antifa. Overwhelm in numbers.


2. Both sides have 5 minutes to prepare; have their standard load-out of gear (what they can grab from their residences in 5 minutes before being teleported to the fight)

Incels


3. Both sides have 24 hours to prepare and may acquire whatever gear/weapons they want with their own personal funds in the time leading up to the match.

Incels

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Putinbot1
wheelchair and Baseball bat.

https://i.imgur.com/5GnNCnq.gif

darthgoober
How many actually claim the title "incel" for themselves? I thought it was a form of slur?

Putinbot1
Originally posted by TempAccount
But I thought 'Chads' are too busy making six-figure salaries to roll in the dirt with ANTIFA... Nah, some Chad's are fighting for people rights and ****ing those good looking bookish vegan and environmentalist girls. Good gig at college.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by darthgoober
How many actually claim the title "incel" for themselves? I thought it was a form of slur? Many mate according to news reports.

darthgoober
Originally posted by Putinbot1
Many mate according to news reports.
Yeah I just looked it up, that's crazy. Some people are freakin weird... and not in a good way.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by darthgoober
Yeah I just looked it up, that's crazy. Some people are freakin weird... and not in a good way. Agreed! thumb up

Mindship
1. Unarmed? Antifa cuz numbers.

2 & 3: Incels. Not just cuz of weapons, but better trained and versed in warfare tactics.

BrolyBlack
Why do so many Chads end up being republicans and all the incel was end up being weirdo fcking leftists then?

Robtard
The self-described incels very often hate on aspects like social justice and feminism, so what you're saying doesn't make much sense.

eg Didn't the Christchurch incel shooters/murderers profess Far-Right ideology in their social media accounts.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Why do so many Chads end up being republicans and all the incel was end up being weirdo fcking leftists then? Self identifying incels generally seem to be rightists Broly.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Robtard
The self-described incels very often hate on aspects like social justice and feminism, so what you're saying doesn't make much sense.

eg Didn't the Christchurch incel shooters/murderers profess Far-Right ideology in their social media accounts. Yup thumb up

BrolyBlack

BrolyBlack
*hats

Robtard
IIRC, the PussyHat thing was about raising awareness to women's issues and advancing human rights.

Sounds somewhat like feminism.

-Pr-
Originally posted by TempAccount
Every active ANTIFA member in the United States

VS

Every 'violent' self-proclaimed incel in the United States


Fight takes place here (Bonneville Salt Flats):

https://www.roadtripamerica.com/photos/data/656/medium/Bonneville_Salt_Flats.JPG


Everyone is teleported to the location

Each side starts 200 meters apart

Both sides are bloodlusted

Nobody can leave

Rounds end when the last person remaining on one side is incapacitated or killed, or after 24 hours of fighting when the Japan Self Defense Force kills everyone


Scenarios:

1. Everyone is unarmed but has prepped for the fight during the past 3 hours

2. Both sides have 5 minutes to prepare; have their standard load-out of gear (what they can grab from their residences in 5 minutes before being teleported to the fight)

3. Both sides have 24 hours to prepare and may acquire whatever gear/weapons they want with their own personal funds in the time leading up to the match.

If Incels lose:
Their numbers are increased with incels joining from all over the world, not just US

If ANTIFA lose:

ditto

They're both nothing but cowards, so hopefully they wipe each other out.

TempAccount
Originally posted by -Pr-
They're both nothing but cowards, so hopefully they wipe each other out. Indeed, that's why the JSDF wipes them both out in the end.

-Pr-
Originally posted by TempAccount
Indeed, that's why the JSDF wipes them both out in the end.

The Japanese army hassling civilians? Well, I suppose it wouldn't be the first time...

carthage
Which side gets Darth Bane?

cdtm
Obviously, the ones who actually kill would "win".

In the same way Charles Manson "won" a lifetime of free cable.

Surtur
Originally posted by dadudemon
Antifa is always bloodlusted.

But they tire easily, have very little exercise.

Many of the incels workout regularly as part of their incel-routines.

Many have weapons like Whirly said.

Antifa has the numbers.



1. Everyone is unarmed but has prepped for the fight during the past 3 hours:

Antifa. Overwhelm in numbers.


2. Both sides have 5 minutes to prepare; have their standard load-out of gear (what they can grab from their residences in 5 minutes before being teleported to the fight)

Incels


3. Both sides have 24 hours to prepare and may acquire whatever gear/weapons they want with their own personal funds in the time leading up to the match.

Incels

Bingo, Antifa can't ever win a fair fight.

Lord Lucien
Incels already have a higher kill count. By established feats alone they have a more impressive track record.

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