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The Ninja Turtles are fighting the vampire slaying hero Blade in a bloody smackdown.

Battle Location: Graveyard.

4 on 1? Blade dies horribly.

Blade gets roflstomped. Bad. Jeeezus it's bad.

turtles eat some black soup

Blade most likely couldn't handle any one of the turtles solo, let alone all 4. Stats are too high on the heroes in a half-shell for Mr. Snipes to make a dent.

Maybe Mahershala Ali will fare better