Laura Loomer for Congress!

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eThneoLgrRnae
Yep, you read that right. Conservative jew LL assures people she will succeed in flipping a blue district in Florida to red. After being wrongfully banned by PayPal and pretty much every major platform on the internet she still refuses to be silenced.


https://100percentfedup.com/laura-loomer-won't-be-silencedannounces-run-for-u-s-congress/


I know this is probably old news for many of you (article is dated August 2) but I only just found out about after getting an email (probably automated) from her asking for me to donate to her campaign. Probably end-up giving her $25 as that's all I can really afford at the moment.

Robtard
laughing out loud Good stuff thumb up

eThneoLgrRnae
If that dumbass AOC can get elected to Congress then I see no reason someone who is infinitely smarter than her (and wittle robturd too, btw lol) can't do it. thumb up

Robtard
Granted, this is all an act cos you're a sock. But she's apparently running for Florida's 21st District, that's where Trump's magical Mar-a-Lago resides and it's still Blue.

I doubt she can win, but part of me wants her too, she's a combo of batshit crazy and moron, so it would be funny to see how Republicans deal with her after Trump loses, the Senate flips and the House goes more Blue in 2020. It'd be a two year gift for the Democrats.

eThneoLgrRnae
blah, blah, blah, sock, sock, sock, blah, blah, blah, blah, starfly, starfly, starfly, blah, blah, blah, blah...


*YAWN*


Do you have anything of actual subtance to add, robbie? Nah, of course you don't because your TDS makes it hard for you to think clearly and form cohesive thoughts... I totally understand, you poor child.. wink


Seek help, rob. You shouldn't have to suffer so horribly with such a degenerative disease as TDS wink

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Yep, you read that right. Conservative jew LL assures people she will succeed in flipping a blue district in Florida to red. After being wrongfully banned by PayPal and pretty much every major platform on the internet she still refuses to be silenced.


https://100percentfedup.com/laura-loomer-won't-be-silencedannounces-run-for-u-s-congress/


I know this is probably old news for many of you (article is dated August 2) but I only just found out about after getting an email (probably automated) from her asking for me to donate to her campaign. Probably end-up giving her $25 as that's all I can really afford at the moment. So you align your views with far right/alt right Laura Loomer?

eThneoLgrRnae
Pooty is the worst at resurrecting very old threads. This one was almost a year old when he brought it back from the grave lol.

I'm almost tempted to view his post but it'll probably be something stupid like a little "hur dur" emoji, as usual, so I'll pass.

Garrett Brow
Good stuff
laughing

eThneoLgrRnae
Loomer won her primary by double digits. smile


Cue the leftist crybaby outrage lol.

dadudemon
Add up all the GOP votes in that district and it's only 30K.

The Democratic Primary challenger, Guido Weiss, had almost as many votes as Loomer did (12K vs. 14K). Not anywhere close to enough GOP participants in the primary to get Loomer a win in the general election.

I'd say stop getting your hopes up for an upset. She's likely going to lose against the incumbent, Lois Frankel.


Edit - Citation to district 21 election results:

https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/florida/

Robtard
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Loomer won her primary by double digits. smile


Cue the leftist crybaby outrage lol. I'd be hilarious if Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Greene win, two Far-Right conspiracy retards being the face of the post Trump Republican party.

I still doubt Loomer will though.

BackFire
Dunno who this person is.

jaden_2.0
Who?

Nevermind. Just googled her.

I'm sure she'll do just as well as Carl Benjamin did running for the European Parliament on behalf of UKIP (He got a 3.2% vote share)

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by BackFire
Dunno who this person is.


She is the most banned woman in the entire world. She even gives her important ally Alex Jones a good run for his money in the banned department.I'm surprised you've never heard of her. Pretty much every idiot on the left thinks she is "alt-right" lmao.

dadudemon
Originally posted by BackFire
Dunno who this person is.

She's that one who was demanding the Dems take down their home fences due to their opposition to the stupid ass border wall idea Trump had.

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by dadudemon
Add up all the GOP votes in that district and it's only 30K.

The Democratic Primary challenger, Guido Weiss, had almost as many votes as Loomer did (12K vs. 14K). Not anywhere close to enough GOP participants in the primary to get Loomer a win in the general election.

I'd say stop getting your hopes up for an upset. She's likely going to lose against the incumbent, Lois Frankel.


Edit - Citation to district 21 election results:

https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/florida/

It's true that the district she lives in is deep blue and I'm not going to hold my breath that she will win in an upset in November. Still, her huge win here was an upset in itself and it does put a smile on my face and I will be donating to her campaign as much as I can to help her win even though I don't actually live in Florida.


We need more Constitutional Conservatives like her in Congress.

BackFire

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by dadudemon
She's that one who was demanding the Dems take down their home fences due to their opposition to the stupid ass border wall idea Trump had.


Stupid idea, my ass. Build that f***ing wall. thumb up

Robtard

eThneoLgrRnae

eThneoLgrRnae
Anyway, I do enjoy reading all the butthurt headlines from left wing so-called "news" sites over Laura's huge victory. So far, all of the headlines I've seen basically boil down to "Waah, waah, waah, far right Trump supporting extremist wins huge victory. What a sad day for America! Waah, waah, waah, waah!!!"


Cry me a river, crybabies.

-Pr-
I googled her. She seems mental.

Robtard
Seems? She's mental.

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by -Pr-
I googled her. She seems mental.


Nah, she's not. The people who thinks she is are the ones who're mental.


Looney Bernie Sanders and AOC are mental though. thumb up

Robtard
AOC will be your next Secretary of Labor, so show some respect.

-Pr-
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Nah, she's not. The people who thinks she is are the ones who're mental.


Looney Bernie Sanders and AOC are mental though. thumb up

You have a weird definition of mental.

eThneoLgrRnae
And of course when you google her every result you get will be something negative (and mostly all false) about her because all of the positive stuff has been removed. Same thing goes for people like Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson. Google is run by biased far left pieces of ahit so of course the results of your search will all show her in a bad light. They're most lies though and anyone who disagrees is a leftist themselves.

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by -Pr-
You have a weird definition of mental.


Look in the mirror, bud. You do as well. If you think LL is more mental than looney ass Sanders and AOC then you are either blind or dumb... or both lol.

-Pr-
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
And of course when you google her every result you get will be something negative (and mostly all false) about her because all of the positive stuff has been removed. Same thing goes for people like Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson. Google is run by biased far left pieces of ahit so of course the results of your search will all show her in a bad light. They're most lies though and anyone who disagrees is a leftist themselves.

Except that I can literally watch Alex Jones's crazy rants any time I want. Google didn't make those.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Look in the mirror, bud. You do as well.

Well, at least you admit your part in it.

eThneoLgrRnae
Again, if you think LL is more mental than Sanders or AOC then there's something seriously wrong with you. And you are incredibly naive for thinking you can judge someone's mental state by the results you get from a google search that is ran by far left biased extremists.


They are showing you only what they want you to see and most of the stuff they're showing you is a blatant lie anyway.

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by Robtard
AOC will be your next Secretary of Labor, so show some respect.


AOC is a laughing stock lol.

-Pr-
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Again, if you think LL is more mental than Sanders or AOC then there's something seriously wrong with you. And you are incredibly naive for thinking you can judge someone's mental state by the results you get from a google search that is ran by far left biased extremists.


They are showing you only what they want you to see and most of the stuff they're showing you is a blatant lie anyway.

Nobody is saying Google aren't liars. They are. But google is a search engine. If you know how to use it properly, you can get around most of their selective search results.

If you have any links to this Laura Loomer person that paint her in a more positive light, then why not post them?

dadudemon
Originally posted by -Pr-
I googled her. She seems mental.

Based on the plastic surgeries and botox, she also seems to have body dysmorphia issues, too.

She should just eat better and exercise more: it would improve her attractiveness far more than those surgeries and injections.



Body dysmorphia is disturbing, sometimes.

Edit - FFS, she's only 27. What is she doing to herself? She's far too young to be doing all that crap. But I guess not everyone has that $1 million smile like Biden.

eThneoLgrRnae
She doesn't look unattractive to me at all. At least not in the videos and photos I've seen of her. She was actually on Alex Jones show for about an hour just a few days ago right before her primary happened asking for donations and support for her campaign. She actually looked kinda good, imo. At least her face did, couldn't see her body while she was on camera.

She's definitely not what I would call ugly. Now, Ilhan Omar and Roshida Tolib (I know I probably spelled that wrong, don't care)? Yup, that's some seriously ugly b*itches lmao.

dadudemon
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
She doesn't look unattractive to me at all. At least not in the videos and photos I've seen of her. She was actually on Alex Jones show for about an hour just a few days ago right before her primary happened asking for donations and support for her campaign. She actually looked kinda good, imo. At least her face did, couldn't see her body while she was on camera.

She's definitely not what I would call ugly. Now, Ilhan Omar and Roshida Tolib (I know I probably spelled that wrong, don't care)? Yup, that's some seriously ugly bitches lmao.


Fixed your post for you. It's a very minor difference. Only 1 character was changed.


You're welcome, son.

eThneoLgrRnae
I'm not your son, dude. In fact, I'm probably older than you are... "son." My father has passed on.


But yeah, thanks for the correction anyway.

-Pr-
Originally posted by dadudemon
Based on the plastic surgeries and botox, she also seems to have body dysmorphia issues, too.

She should just eat better and exercise more: it would improve her attractiveness far more than those surgeries and injections.



Body dysmorphia is disturbing, sometimes.

Edit - FFS, she's only 27. What is she doing to herself? She's far too young to be doing all that crap. But I guess not everyone has that $1 million smile like Biden.

Well, I can certainly say that's not a tangent I was expecting.

dadudemon
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
I'm not your son, dude. In fact, I'm probably older than you are... "son." My father has passed on.


But yeah, thanks for the correction anyway.

There's a dad dick and balls smoothness hierarchy. Since I have the smoothest "dad dick and balls", you're now my son. I've adopted you.

You are required to mow the lawn once a week on Saturday's or you can't play video games.

Your weekly allowance is tiered:

Top Tier: All chores done by 5PM, Saturday evening including getting your clothes ironed for church on Sunday - you get $25.
Mid-Tier: If you get more than half your chores done but less than all, you get $10.
Bottom-Tier: If you got less than half of your chores done, you get a punch in the stomach and no allowance.



It's already Wednesday. You better get your chores done if you want to save the princess.

dadudemon
Originally posted by -Pr-
Well, I can certainly say that's not a tangent I was expecting.

It's what I ran into when I google searched, like you did. Kind of strange looking and not sure what she's trying to go for...

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by dadudemon
There's a dad dick and balls smoothness hierarchy. Since I have the smoothest "dad dick and balls", you're now my son. I've adopted you.

You are required to mow the lawn once a week on Saturday's or you can't play video games.

Your weekly allowance is tiered:

Top Tier: All chores done by 5PM, Saturday evening including getting your clothes ironed for church on Sunday - you get $25.
Mid-Tier: If you get more than half your chores done but less than all, you get $10.
Bottom-Tier: If you got less than half of your chores done, you get a punch in the stomach and no allowance.



It's already Wednesday. You better get your chores done if you want to save the princess.

Bullshit I can't play video games. I'm actually playing Skyrim at this very moment lol. Just took a break for a few minutes to get something to eat and drink.

dadudemon
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Bullshit I can't play video games. I'm actually playing Skyrim at this very moment lol. Just took a break for a few minutes to get something to eat and drink.

You're officially grounded.

Disabling the internet for all MAC addresses except mom's and my devices on the wireless router.




Next time, get your chores done before you try to save the princess.

eThneoLgrRnae
But I'm not trying to save anyone at the moment. Just about to do some alchemy so I can level up a little.

dadudemon
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
But I'm not trying to save anyone at the moment. Just about to do some alchemy so I can level up a little.


You done messed up, now, son!

Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.



uhuh

Robtard
Not sure how this thread turned into DDM and Star doing daddy-and-son fantasy role-play.

jaden_2.0
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
But I'm not trying to save anyone at the moment. Just about to do some alchemy so I can level up a little.

WITCHCRAFT! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!

Surtur
Originally posted by dadudemon
Based on the plastic surgeries and botox, she also seems to have body dysmorphia issues, too.

She should just eat better and exercise more: it would improve her attractiveness far more than those surgeries and injections.



Body dysmorphia is disturbing, sometimes.

Edit - FFS, she's only 27. What is she doing to herself? She's far too young to be doing all that crap. But I guess not everyone has that $1 million smile like Biden.

She looks like she had a botched gender reassignment surgery.

jaden_2.0
Originally posted by Surtur
She looks like she had a botched gender reassignment surgery.

Which way?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure how this thread turned into DDM and Star doing daddy-and-son fantasy role-play.

https://i.imgur.com/rHjHLUB.gif

Originally posted by Surtur
She looks like she had a botched gender reassignment surgery.


https://i.imgur.com/rHjHLUB.gif


Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Which way?

https://i.imgur.com/rHjHLUB.gif

Surtur
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Which way?

A dude trying to be a lady and it just looks awkward

jaden_2.0
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7863799552/hF767C338/dude-looks-like-a-lady

Robtard
Laura Loomer is pretty much your average Trumper. Talking about her beliefs, not looks.

Robtard
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7863799552/hF767C338/dude-looks-like-a-lady

Dude looks like an old lady?

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by Robtard
Laura Loomer is pretty much your average Trumper. Talking about her beliefs, not looks.


Average Trumper= someone who strongly believes in individual rights, the obvious clear superiority of capitalism over socialism/communism, the greatness of America, belief in a just Creator God, strong borders and immigration laws, and stands up for the defenseless unborn.


Yeah, that is all just sooooo deplorable! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Robtard
Nope, that's now what they are at all.

Surtur
The average trumper is superior to the average leftist tho

I mean in beliefs and looks

Robtard
Originally posted by Robtard
Nope, that's now what they are at all.

Surtur
Originally posted by Surtur
The average trumper is superior to the average leftist tho

I mean in beliefs and looks

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by Robtard
Nope, that's now what they are at all.

Yup, it actually is no matter what you've been brainwashed into believing about us.

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by Surtur
The average trumper is superior to the average leftist tho

I mean in beliefs and looks


True... far, far superior actually.

dadudemon
I do find conservative women (in the real world) more attractive that leftists.

Most don't give a shit and are also anti-Trump. Something about pussy-grabbing doesn't sit well with women. Not sure why.

Surtur
Originally posted by dadudemon
I do find conservative women (in the real world) more attractive that leftists.

Most don't give a shit and are also anti-Trump. Something about pussy-grabbing doesn't sit well with women. Not sure why.

What makes me smile is hollywood is full of lefties and they had a bunch of females letting ol' harvey not only grab their pussies but f*ck 'em real nice and good too.

Then years later they pretended to be outraged and acted like they didn't hump their way to a career and decided to run their mouths about Trump.

Oh these adorable hollywood hoes.

eThneoLgrRnae
Yeah, as if those women didn't already hate Trump even before that private tape was released to the public lol.

BackFire

Robtard
They'll only have themselves to blame should Trump lose and stain the party with his orange taint for years to come.

Surtur
Originally posted by Robtard
They'll only have themselves to blame should Trump lose and stain the party with his orange taint for years to come.

And likewise: democrats will only have themselves to blame if Trump wins.

Robtard
Trump using the sizeable power of the POTUS to cheat himself a win too smile

Surtur
Oh I hope you go with that if he wins. Please smile

wxyz
Read the article; she's clearly smarter than any Democrat in office and probably most Republicans.

Trocity
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
If that dumbass AOC can get elected to Congress then I see no reason someone who is infinitely smarter than her (and wittle robturd too, btw lol) can't do it. thumb up

I've never heard of Laura Loomer but I just wanted to say yes, AOC is frighteningly incompetent and unintelligent.

dadudemon
Originally posted by wxyz
Read the article; she's clearly smarter than any Democrat in office and probably most Republicans.

Simply because she supported building the useless wall, I cannot imagine her being very smart.


Perhaps she has a thousand and one other positions that are informed and nuanced.

eThneoLgrRnae
Building a wall is not stupid nor useless. It's common friggin' sense. Walls work. Period.


It won't stop all illegal immigration but I have no doubt it will drastically reduce it

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