Happy Birthday Nemebro!!!

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Robtard
Have a very special day for a very special boy.

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Surtur
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Putinbot1
Kill yourself 🤣

Surtur
Ha I was tempted to reply with that, but I decided on a fat cat cake meme.

I regret nothing.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Surtur
Ha I was tempted to reply with that, but I decided on a fat cat cake meme.

I regret nothing. thumb up laughing out loud I admit it was the most obvious reply... what can I say.

Surtur
It's okay it had to be done. Nemebro will appreciate the gesture.

Robtard
But what if he kills himself...

Surtur
Then Backfire deletes this thread and we all swear to never mention it again.

cdtm
Happy Birthday, NB. Eat cake, party like it's 1999. kick Putin n' Surt in the nuts, eat cake.

Bashar Teg
Kill yourself

Surtur
Originally posted by cdtm
Happy Birthday, NB. Eat cake, party like it's 1999. kick Putin n' Surt in the nuts, eat cake.

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NemeBro
Kill yourself

Surtur
You're a monster.

Flyattractor
So much Hostility on KMC these days.

Oh well. Nem seems like one of those very unhappy person so I am safe in thinking His B-day was not Happy regardless of what anyone here did.

Just another day.

eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by Putinbot1
Kill yourself 🤣


This may be the first time I've ever agreed with anything you've posted.

cdtm
Someone needs to say something upbeat and appropriate:



May your poop move freely, and be thick and long.

StiltmanFTW
You're another year closer to death, Neme love

eThneoLgrRnae
Also, for some odd reason, I thought nemebro was female; not sure why. Perhaps he just identifies as female one day and male the next? We all know how delusional radical lefties are. wink

dadudemon
Happy birthday. smile

cdtm
Well, there's bro in the name.


Figured he likes the Neme gastro bar, and ironically took the name Neme Bro.

Tzeentch
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour, at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got on stage, drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you're a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said: "Blah-blah-blah"
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said: "How do you like the show?" She said: "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?", she tried to pretend
She said: "No, I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on!
I'm not even goin' for it, this is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named "blah-blah-blah" that adored me
So we started talkin', gettin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time, so we can build up
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, but then I called again
I say: "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that!
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So, I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl, that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrived in front of the dormitory
"Yo, could you tell me where is door three?"
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So, I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in her mouth
I was so in shock, my heart went down south
So please, listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend (has a friend, has a friend)

BrolyBlack
Originally posted by NemeBro
Kill yourself

Ditto

Impediment
Happy birthday, you honey glazed whore.

Putinbot1
Originally posted by Impediment
Happy birthday, you honey glazed whore. laughing out loud

BackFire
Happy birthday, shithead.

Adam Grimes
Happy birthday, homo.

cdtm
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Happy birthday, homo.

Just don't call him a ***.


He's gay, not a Brony.

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Flyattractor
So much Hostility on KMC these days.

Oh well. Nem seems like one of those very unhappy person so I am safe in thinking His B-day was not Happy regardless of what anyone here did.

Just another day. I would bum him.

Flyattractor
I would be happy if you could just shut him the fudge up.

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