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ok, time for an official thread designed to with stand the pressure!
who's first?

basically all you have to do is:
1) find an opponent
2) pick location
3) pick weapon(s)
4) try to include comedy into the fight.
5) no more than 3 participents per fight.

I shall watch and make sneering comments. Call me big fat Emperor Ush.

no, every one is obligated to participate!

No they're not.

ok! you can be the presbyter!

Oooh, aren't we flash! Very well, the throne accepts the presence of the de facto first fighting champion Lara... tell the crowds about your fighting style...

I think they already know and if they dont then they'll have to find out the hard way, all I have to say is dont piss me off!

Mighty words indeed from the Lara-meister!

And do you wear intriguing battle gear?

that would depend on the location, weather, opponent(s) and weapon(s).

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Say the default arena is a Roman Gladitorial one in summer, me being the fat emperor and all.

and the weapon(s)?

Full range of Roman gladitorial gear- short sword and shield, or trident and net, that sort of thing.

opponent(s)?

what? no mud in that fight?

Errr... lemme see, who would fight Lara?

Say... Evy. In sexy Greek gear.

I'll be Bad Boy!

hello

ello there!

Do I have an say in that?

no!

That's very sweet of you!

It was just an example. Feel free to ACTUALLY volunteer or decline...

And what do we do exavtly here?

Fight, I think.

That was pretty enlightening...

Well, read the first post!

Well, that's a good idea...

I'll take Lara

I guess the answer the that one, Ush, would be all out brutality!

ok padme. your terms not mine. the location and weather + YOUR weapon(s) are down to you!

something tells me this was a good idea!

*barely holds comment*

sorry, yerss did you want to say something?

*places hands on mouth*

I know you want to, so spill!

no, I don't want to
a)scare you
b)make you hate me

pls! you know thats almost impossible!

on second thought ... still stick to not saying

*sits on yerss's lap, plays with his hair*

why wont you tell me?

because of your previous comment when I told you about the box

what box?

pfew you don't remember

now I'm really curious! its not polite to leave a lady curious!

well, it has been more then a year ago when I told that ...

in which case you'll have to explain, I really dont have a clue what your talking about!

let's keep it that way?

no thats not fair! you have to tell me.

I'll pm it to you... in a subtle way...

..............................ok! back to the fighting!

Damn right! Less chat more fight!

*waits for lara*

ok who's gonna start seeming as padme isnt here?

Is it Padme here as WELL? Doesn't HAVE to be girl/girl fighting here, of course.

The Fat Emperor Ush requests a challenger to fight Lara!

*double-checks videocamera, makes sure extra cameras are running*

well, the only others here are you, ush! and yerss. so whos it gonna be?

The Fat Emperor cannot fight...

I'm controlling the cameras ... and the zoom...
the actiondolls, the chocolate, waffles, kaaskroketten, ...

I'll fight Lara. but only in a battle of wits.

then go already!

Ok... 'Wits' being big big swords, right?

Nope, wits as in using our minds.

then hold it already!
no no no! no talking! fight I tell ya!

Ohhh, you mean a PSYCHIC battle, with heavy floating objects... cool!