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inspired by Thing vs Wonder Woman thread

who wins

Thor shatters,shocks, or bfrs him

Thing punches Thor's head off.

http://i.imgur.com/fNK5gXIm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/EW8YYXDm.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Thing punches Thor's head off.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnrealisticMindlessGordonsetter-size_restricted.gif

Originally posted by MrMind
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnrealisticMindlessGordonsetter-size_restricted.gif Sortablooked the other way around to me boss.

Mind-controlled Thing already beat Thor in 616 canon, Lady Sif had to save his ass.

Really? News to me.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Really? News to me. Myself as well. Thor......no contest.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Mind-controlled Thing already beat Thor in 616 canon, Lady Sif had to save his ass. Got any scans of that fight sir?

In a purely physical match Thing can net a few wins, but mjolnir gives Thor too much of an advantage. We already saw how easily he dealth with Angrir who probably had more raw power than regular Ben.

Who definitely had more raw power than Ben. Thor one shots

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Who definitely had more raw power than Ben. Thor one shots 👍

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
http://i.imgur.com/fNK5gXIm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/EW8YYXDm.jpg Garth Ennis' shit isn't canon, boi.

That's not Ennis.

I was convinced that it was. 🤔

My bad.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Who definitely had more raw power than Ben. Thor one shots

Angrir would've been unable to beat the Hulk Thing beat. Regular Thing has more mental blocks but his heart is the most dangerous thing in his arsenal and Angrir lacks of that.

Originally posted by lawest9
Got any scans of that fight sir?

Sure.

Check if ODG's old links work for you (right click on the image and pick "save image as" to view them correctly):

1. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2MjgxMg==/?ref=
2. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2MjgwNg==/?ref=
3. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2MjgwMw==/?ref=
4. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2Mjc5OA==/?ref=
5. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2Mjc5Ng==/?ref=

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Sure.

Check if ODG's old links work for you (right click on the image and pick "save image as" to view them correctly):

1. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2MjgxMg==/?ref=
2. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2MjgwNg==/?ref=
3. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2MjgwMw==/?ref=
4. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2Mjc5OA==/?ref=
5. https://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDoyNjE2Mjc5Ng==/?ref=
Shouldve know this was all a wild goos chase. Smh...

Canon > non-canon, little thorbag.

Ben was smashing Thor into the ground, till Lady Sif (in her best Psylocke-esque slutty costume ever) intervened.

I win.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
I was convinced that it was. 🤔

My bad.

No, Ennis wrote Vikings, that story with Harald Jaekelsson.

Which was 100% canon and Thor got anally raped in it. Best comic ever.

Thor: First Thunder #5 was written by Bryan J.L. Glass.

Anyway, you were right about one thing, at least - it's not canon, it even has its own universe designation - Earth-11035.

Thorbags always resort to posting non-canon scans, because Thor's 616 feats simply aren't enough for him to win any forum battles.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Canon > non-canon, little thorbag.

Ben was smashing Thor into the ground, till Lady Sif (in her best Psylocke-esque slutty costume ever) intervened.

I win.
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/OWpMbuG5W4r4Y/giphy.gif

Wutever u say Leocules Jr.

Funny thing, if it had been Thor who had the upper hand, you wouldn't have stopped ranting about it.

I'll say it again:

THOR GOT SAVED BY A THOT. DEAL WITH IT, BOI!!!

Ugh...

U know better.

Let me know when Thor beats someone on his own and doesn't need to be rescued

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, Ennis wrote Vikings, that story with Harald Jaekelsson.

Which was 100% canon and Thor got anally raped in it. Best comic ever.

Thor: First Thunder #5 was written by Bryan J.L. Glass.

Anyway, you were right about one thing, at least - it's not canon, it even has its own universe designation - Earth-11035.

Thorbags always resort to posting non-canon scans, because Thor's 616 feats simply aren't enough for him to win any forum battles. Oh, I could swear Ennis wrote something with Loki a while back and assumed it was from that series/issues. Vikings was gloriously edgy though. Like astner levels of edge.

And what happened in that earth? By the looks of it that must be belt of strength+power gem+warrior madness Thor at the very least.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Oh, I could swear Ennis wrote something with Loki a while back and assumed it was from that series/issues. Vikings was gloriously edgy though. Like astner levels of edge.

And what happened in that earth? By the looks of it that must be belt of strength+power gem+warrior madness Thor at the very least.

Whole mini was written just by Bryan Glass.

Vikings was wonderful, thorbags got what they deserved. Celey is lucky that I'm in the gentle mood most of the time, otherwise I'd spam Harald scans every single day and twice on sundays. Avi, sig, daily posts & threads and everything.

In short. Thor went batshit crazy and started murdering heroes left and right, lol. Odin undid the events, creating a separate reality.

Celey is hell-bent on keeping using that feat, but each time I ask him to let the mods decide, he runs away like the snivelling lackey of Rage of Olympus that he is.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Let me know when Thor beats someone on his own and doesn't need to be rescued


Who hurt you?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Whole mini was written just by Bryan Glass.

Vikings was wonderful, thorbags got what they deserved. Celey is lucky that I'm in the gentle mood most of the time, otherwise I'd spam Harald scans every single day and twice on sundays. Avi, sig, daily posts & threads and everything.
Be my guest crazy man.
Thor is beyond petty trolling.
Just letting u know it wont help heal to that hole in ure heart.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

In short. Thor went batshit crazy and started murdering heroes left and right, lol. Odin undid the events, creating a separate reality.


Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Celey is hell-bent on keeping using that feat, but each time I ask him to let the mods decide, he runs away like the snivelling lackey of Rage of Olympus that he is.


Dunt see why not. It's literally 616 characters up until when Odin fixed things. Plus what he(Thor) did is still known to him. It's still standard Thor who did what he did. He has complete memory along with Foster, Loki, and the Asgardians. It's not simply a random reality.

Nyways dunt really care much on wut mods decide. It's too trivial a mtter to run after mods.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Who hurt you?

https://tinyurl.com/y2uysh34

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Be my guest crazy man.
Thor is beyond petty trolling.
Just letting u know it wont help heal to that hole in ure heart.

Is he now?

#PunchAThorbag campaign was a massive success. I mean, you are the only A-list thorbag still standing, celey.

Though I see you you're forming a new team. Good luck with that, we'll eat them, too

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Dunt see why not. It's literally 616 characters up until when Odin fixed things. Plus what he(Thor) did is still known to him. It's still standard Thor who did what he did. He has complete memory along with Foster, Loki, and the Asgardians. It's not simply a random reality.

Nyways dunt really care much on wut mods decide. It's too trivial a mtter to run after mods.

Writer knew he could get away with anything, since he was going to retcon everything back to normal and make it an alternate reality in the end - that's why it's iffy, that's why our forum rules prevent us from using such instances.