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Krypto eats him, Thor is an embarrassment for years, His name shouldnt be mentioned in any serious thread2guns

Asgardian meat is so soft, Krypto doesn't even need to chew it.

Mjolnir becomes Krypto's new toy to play fetch with.

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Krypto tears his ****ing throat out.

Krypto mauls him.

As much as I am a Thor Fan...Marvel has made him a joke for years now, even getting beat by Captain Marvel in latest comic! What a joke!

So Krypto wins easy! Very sad but very true!

I want classic Thor circa Thor 300 back.

Originally posted by LANSHARK
even getting beat by Captain Marvel in latest comic! What a joke!
To be fair, Thor was clearly on the winning end until Carl Manvers activated plot armor and blasted his hammer away.

He always gets easily disarmed of that shitty hammer.

Didn't he get his head cut off, I doubt that's the real Thor (I wish it is)

Originally posted by MrMind
Didn't he get his head cut off, I doubt that's the real Thor (I wish it is)

Yeah. Too good to be true

Probably some reality manipulation trick, so Carol could pretend she really murdered him to fool her new "boss".

krypto becomes worthy and gets imbued with the power of thor

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
krypto becomes worthy and gets imbued with the power of thor

Yeah, that would actually weakened Krypto though.

True.

Thor tells his goats, "sic' em". Thori eats the leftovers.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Thor tells his goats, "sic' em". Thori eats the leftovers.
Hmmm... verily, I can see his goats turning on their master like that, especially if he dares to give them commands.