Save the duracell bunnies!

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cermiestar
save them! you know u want to!

Ushgarak
What's it worth?

Dexx
mm...good batteries. hate the bunny though

yerssot
two minutes are up...

here I come devil

cermiestar
noooooooooooooooooo run! run run run!
ha ha yerrs! you will never beat the duracell bunny! it keeps going and going and going and going and going......

Dexx
what two minutes?

Ushgarak
(shrugs)

Well, if you are not offering anything..

yerssot
*lures it back with chocolate*
come again?

cermiestar
what do u want ush? what would persuade u to help my cause!

Kes
lol! yu guys are fast! big grin

cermiestar
noooooo yerrsss! the one person who loves me! you cannot kill them! spare the bunny! kill me instead!

Ushgarak
Hey, Cermie, you make an offer and I will consider it! I have dropped a few hints about what I like over time...

yerssot
*grabs bunny*
kill you? ... hmm... *thinks*

Ushgarak
Though carrying on that e-mail convo you started might be a good move, Cermie...

cermiestar
kill me instead yerss! save the bunny...................

Ushgarak
No help from me then!

cermiestar
what no ush help yerss no *puts pillow on head and faints*

Ushgarak
I am sur you will come up with something...

Evy_O
Why the **** should we save these bunnies? stick out tongue

Ushgarak
Evy, direct as ever there...

Evy_O
Exactly. So, do these bunnies belong in Cermie?

cermiestar
have u ever seen the add with the duracell bunnies Evy?

yerssot
uhoh! someone is on the floor again! evil face

Lara
that would be me your treading on yerss!

yerssot
*helps lara stand up again*
what were you doing there?

Lara
hiding from the bunnies, they scare me!

yerssot
then I'm your man on the white horse!
*kills new duracell bunny which he held in his hand the entire time*

Lara
*screams and runs off*

yerssot
but I just killed it for you!

Lara
like a said, they scare me! that thing was to close.

yerssot
but they're bunnies!
they're small!
they're fluffy!

Lara
and they go on and on and on and on! creepy things, they just dont stop!

yerssot
*gets shotgun out*
they won't hurt you again!

Corran
*Best Elma Fudd impression* Kill da wabbit.

yerssot
is this the part where a train hits you?

Lara
*screams* attack of the killer bunnies!

yerssot
you scared her off ... again sad

Lara

finti

yerssot
see! now she's crazy!
I like it smile

Lara
sorry hit a control on the key board and it changed the language, I didnt realise.
what I actually typed was "a little help would ba appreciated"

yerssot
how can I help?

Lara
*points to a swarm of bunnies at feet*

yerssot
*puts on sunglasses*
Hasta la vista ... bunnies
*goes jumping and kicking through the swarm*

Lara
*climbs upa tree out of the way of yerss's kicking frenzy*

yerssot
I wasn't going to hit you!

Lara
I was making it easier for you rather than hacving to kick around me!

yerssot
oh, but I didn't mind you staying there wink

Lara
big grin the fun will start when I have to get down from here!

yerssot
I'll catch you!

Lara
I knew you'd say that!

yerssot
well, if you don't want to be caught ... stick out tongue

Lara
back to the mass of duracell bunnies, which just happen to be creeping up on you! eek!

Ushgarak
Cermie may yet bribe me to try saving them.

yerssot
*smacks into tree a few times to kill every bunny which is climbing up his body*

Lara
kill the bunnies! eek!

yerssot
think they're already dead

Kes
can I have the batteries?

yerssot
to create a new army?

Lara
sorry, he killed the batteries too! teehee!

Ushgarak
That's just wasteful!

Kes
No. lol I just use alot of batteries. My diskman is my best friend!big grin

yerssot
well, apperently I smashed those too, sorry sad

Kes
sad Damm! I really needed those!

yerssot
if you wait for cermie to get more duracell bunnies, I can get their batteries wink

Kes
Thanks yerssot *gives a big hug* Hope you dont mine?! Sorry about the cat fur! blink The season is changing!

yerssot
luckily I'm not allergic to cats ... I hope

Kes
lol

Lara
erm

yerssot
I'm really not allergic to cats lara!

Lara
thats a good thing cuz on a full moon I turn into a lioness!

yerssot
grrr wink

Lara
*briefly nods*

kristie comment!
saucer of milk table two!

Ushgarak
I hope this thread continues to have a point, people.

Lara
batteries! broken batteries! SPILLAGE!

yerssot
I know! I was caught up in the moment!

Lara
!

Kes
It's very toxic! *grabs mask* It's a good thing to be prepared!

Lara
oh always!

Phoenix
I'll save the bunnies for you cermie!! I have breeded (is that even a word?) a new breed of super killer hyper bunnies, better than ever before!!




MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Phoenix
So, Lara, are you like Anya from buffy (she has bunny phobia too!)

yerssot
and I have smelly feet stick out tongue

Phoenix
well, get some foot deodrant!

yerssot
no, this is the ultimate weapon to kill all those bunnies!

Phoenix
*sprays yerssot's feet with pretty lavender smell foot deodrant*

Kes
Try white pouder yerssot! (is that how you say it?)

yerssot
it won't work!
those bunnies are dead meat! *evil laugh*

Phoenix
Not while the incredible phoenix is their saviour!

yerssot
for the time being stick out tongue

Lara
*hides behind yerss*

I guess you could say that Phoe, yes!

yerssot
I shall protect thee, M'lady!

Phoenix
I

Phoenix
who will join me to protect the bunnies?

Ushgarak
Still might if Cermie coughs up the goods...

Phoenix
"what ya got in the bag, Xand? Druuuuuuuurgs?"

Phoenix
I love Willow...

Phoenix
Not in a gay way...

yerssot
no one ever said that

Kes
I will lend my dog to the bunny killer! It's a Fox Terrier, hunting bunnys is their speciality!

cermiestar
no no no no nooooooooooooooooo! what happened while i went out for the day to have a life? mass bunnycide was commited! i can't leave you people alone with the bunnies.........
*looks round and sees murdered bunnies at yerss's feet*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*sobs*
thank you pheonix for helping me save the bunnies.....we will set them loose...........set them free!

yerssot
it wasn't my fault! honestly! they just ...erm... dropped dead at my feet! ...yeah, that will do... dropped dead ...

cermiestar
don't try to lie! i have told you once and told you before you can't
*sobs and falls to floor* you killed them...........my precious ones..........

yerssot
erm... you fell on the floor? evil face wink

cermiestar
*stands up quickly adn backs away* no no........of course not........
uh oh....there are police outside my house! what if they're looking for me......i have to hide......if i don't come back...someone......please look after the rabbits......

yerssot
sure, I will devil

cermiestar
someone OTHER than yerrs

yerssot
*looks around*
*sees no one is volunteering*
smile

cermiestar
noooooooooooo i'll have to trust you..........please don't hurt them..............

yerssot
no! don't say you'll trust me! that way I can't do them anything! sad

Ushgarak
I;ll look after the rabbits for a price...

cermiestar
and the price is?

Ushgarak
Same deal as before, give me an offer.

yerssot
partypoopers roll eyes (sarcastic)

cermiestar
trust you yerss wink

cermiestar
i have to go....they're knocking on my door......

yerssot
but I can't help it if they ... accidently jump into the microwave...

diegocala
All we have on this side of the pond is the Energizer bunnies'

Not to be confused with the lushous PBB's!!!

Evy_O
Kinda late to comment that, but no. embarrasment

Member.
lol, can you find the bunny inside?

cermiestar
yes, the rabbits have a tendency to do that..............and the oven........ send them back to watership down..........

Lara
!

cermiestar
ah.....watership down was a great book......

Lara
thats not what I mean, hell theres alot of strangeness here!

cermiestar
adn a hell of a lot of bunnycide

Lara
I didnt ask yerss to kill them just to keep them away from me! I dont like the bunnies. creepy lil' things!

cermiestar
creepy!?

Lara
yes

cermiestar
noooooo....they're adorable...........i set the RSPCA on yerss...............

Lara
I dont think thats right! seeming as the bunnies are robots!

cermiestar
what? robots? no!

Lara
yes

cermiestar
but they're so real!

yerssot
and I'm on the endangered species list big grin

cermiestar
the RSPCA will take you away!

yerssot
no, those bunnies are my lunch, they can't take that away from me!

cermiestar
nooooooooooooo! you cannot eat the bunnies!!!

yerssot
why noy? sad

cermiestar
because they have feelings too!

yerssot
they didn't show any when I killed them ... evil face

cermiestar
how many! how many have you culled!

yerssot
didn't culled any stick out tongue

cermiestar
murdered! masscred!

yerssot
oooh!
those!
one or two ... hundred...

cermiestar
HUNDRED!

yerssot
is that bad?

cermiestar
horrible!

yerssot
that's good!

cermiestar
*cries*

yerssot
apperently it's not confused

cermiestar
no *goes all red eyed and nosed from crying*

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