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This Hulk is 9 feet tall to begin with.

Hulk dick slaps IR to death

I kinda picture the Hulk giving the I-Rex a suplex or something.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
I kinda picture the Hulk giving the I-Rex a suplex or something.
And THEN dick slapping him. Flawless victory.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Hulk dick slaps IR to death Like you mean Hulk literally kills I-Rex by simply slapping the dinosaur?

Uhhh yeah, Hulk doesn't even have to physically touch the irex to win. A thunder clap would be just fine.

You understand at the end of the day, a dinosaur is an actual creature that goes by our law of physics right?

If I take a M2 .50 Cal machine gun, that creature is going to die. It might take a hundred rounds but it will die

Let's say there was a Godzilla sized trex, despite his size, his armor would only be able to take so many missiles and a nuke would one shot him, at the very least it would be akin to a man getting hit with a grenade. Flesh and blood earth creatures simply do not have the durability and strength that brings like the Hulk and actual Godzilla have.

On top of 2003 hulk hammertossing a 40-60 ton tank, where the Irex at most weighs 10 tons, on top of a healing factor, on top of durability, on top of a few other advantages this just completely lopsided

Must...not make...obvious dick joke...

😂😂 go for it. It's usually lopsided towards the left

And I am perfectly ok with that, it's just they are always mismatches.

I really want to make a lot of Predator and Godzilla matches but they kinda fit in a strange tier for me that's hard to find a decent match or those matches have already been done so there is no point.

Or like Reeves Superman is in a class of his own, he either dwarfs everyone or the next step up is like Bruce Almighty or something. There is not a lot of good matches for him imo.

The tier would be

God
Q
Doctor Manhattan
Reeves Superman

Yeah, and then the people below that are pretty far below, I mean sure, there is some I am sure but not many that would be a really good match for him.

But, I am sure that if we looked at a lot of foreign cinema there probably is a lot of characters we just don't know about.

There is this really strange middle eastern maybe Pakistani like robot hero guy and I have been searching for him but I can't remember what he is called or any of that and Pakistani robot guy has not worked so far as searches go

Lol, no. He was always in a business suit and he was some kinda cyborg, but he could also make multiples of himself and he became this big rolling death ball. It sounds ridiculous when I type it,. but he had some really cool feats in just a matter of minutes.

Regardless, there is just a lot of cool characters that I feel Americans never get to appreciate because we rarely take movies in, we just push them out so to speak.

It may be different for the Europeans on this board.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Lol, no. He was always in a business suit and he was some kinda cyborg, but he could also make multiples of himself and he became this big rolling death ball. It sounds ridiculous when I type it,. but he had some really cool feats in just a matter of minutes.

Regardless, there is just a lot of cool characters that I feel Americans never get to appreciate because we rarely take movies in, we just push them out so to speak.

It may be different for the Europeans on this board.

I know what movie you're talking about - it's an Indian rip-off of The Terminator.

I thought cave dude got perma banned

That's him! I think. It looks like him.

Yup, the first vid is him. I would have never even thought to type those words in.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Uhhh yeah, Hulk doesn't even have to physically touch the irex to win. A thunder clap would be just fine.

You understand at the end of the day, a dinosaur is an actual creature that goes by our law of physics right?

If I take a M2 .50 Cal machine gun, that creature is going to die. It might take a hundred rounds but it will die

Let's say there was a Godzilla sized trex, despite his size, his armor would only be able to take so many missiles and a nuke would one shot him, at the very least it would be akin to a man getting hit with a grenade. Flesh and blood earth creatures simply do not have the durability and strength that brings like the Hulk and actual Godzilla have.

On top of 2003 hulk hammertossing a 40-60 ton tank, where the Irex at most weighs 10 tons, on top of a healing factor, on top of durability, on top of a few other advantages this just completely lopsided But someone told me Indominus Rex may not go entirely by our law of physics or did you mean a single 50 Cal bullet instantly kills I-Rex in a blink of an eye? Actually, The I-Rex claws were capable of piercing through a Gyrosphere whose glass could slow down a 50 Cal bullet & there was 1 scene where the dinosaur did pierce itself so as to get rid of the tracking device attached to its skin.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
That's him! I think. It looks like him.

Yup, the first vid is him. I would have never even thought to type those words in.
Cavedude and I are the Penn & Teller of internet searches!

going with Hulk

Also, Indominus Rex ain't exactly a normal animal.

I Rex gets his jaw ripped off wtf, good luck even piercing Hulks skin lol

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But someone told me Indominus Rex may not go entirely by our law of physics or did you mean a single 50 Cal bullet instantly kills I-Rex in a blink of an eye? Actually, The I-Rex claws were capable of piercing through a Gyrosphere whose glass could slow down a 50 Cal bullet & there was 1 scene where the dinosaur did pierce itself so as to get rid of the tracking device attached to its skin.

I literally wrote in there that it would probably take like 50 rounds. I guess if I got him in the eye, .50 Cal chew through steel like it's nothing bro. So I was being generous. It honestly wouldn't take that many headshots.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I literally wrote in there that it would probably take like 50 rounds. I guess if I got him in the eye, .50 Cal chew through steel like it's nothing bro. So I was being generous. It honestly wouldn't take that many headshots.

To be fair, movies have ruined many people regarding guns, because of how inaccurately things get portrayed. Some people seem to think something like a 9mm round, for example, needs to sound like a canon, but also believe something like a book can stop it pointblank. Not saying it's anyone here, but I have actually met people like that before.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I literally wrote in there that it would probably take like 50 rounds. I guess if I got him in the eye, .50 Cal chew through steel like it's nothing bro. So I was being generous. It honestly wouldn't take that many headshots. Okay so in conclusion, 50 Cal pierces through steel.

Absolutely,my first tour in Iraq we had to go destroy these railroad tracks, the only thing we had that was capable of doing it was the .50, at least the only thing that a normal squad would carry.

It would be far more lethal to a creature of that size than a grenade would be in my opinion.

And I am specifically speaking a heavy machine gun. If you go at a Irex with a little ass .50 Cal Desert Eagle your gonna be lucky to piss it off.

Of course I could be horribly wrong, as far as I know there is no actual skin of a dinosaur recorded, only the imprints. So that shit may be able to shrug off firearms.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Absolutely,my first tour in Iraq we had to go destroy these railroad tracks, the only thing we had that was capable of doing it was the .50, at least the only thing that a normal squad would carry.

It would be far more lethal to a creature of that size than a grenade would be in my opinion.

And I am specifically speaking a heavy machine gun. If you go at a Irex with a little ass .50 Cal Desert Eagle your gonna be lucky to piss it off.

Of course I could be horribly wrong, as far as I know there is no actual skin of a dinosaur recorded, only the imprints. So that shit may be able to shrug off firearms. So your tour must be your experience while this dinosaur may be a little tougher.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
To be fair, movies have ruined many people regarding guns, because of how inaccurately things get portrayed. Some people seem to think something like a 9mm round, for example, needs to sound like a canon, but also believe something like a book can stop it pointblank. Not saying it's anyone here, but I have actually met people like that before. Well, I wouldn't thought a book could totally stop a close range gunshot.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
So your tour must be your experience while this dinosaur may be a little tougher.
Well I can see where your imagination would trump someone w. actual knowledge as to what a .50 CAL can do.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
Well, I wouldn't thought a book could totally stop a close range gunshot.

Welp, kudos. You're at least smarter than these two were:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/19/us/youtube-shooting-minnesota-guilty-plea.html

And I don't want to be mean because it's a tragic event. But this kind of shit happens because movies create unrealistic impressions about firearms and gullible people believe them. Or like how people often get electrocuted onscreen from a single regular car battery. Yeah, no. Just no.

And yeah, this is off topic, but we all know Hulk wins.

Oh, Hulk definitely wins.

Originally posted by riv6672
Well I can see where your imagination would trump someone w. actual knowledge as to what a .50 CAL can do.

😂😂😂😂

Hulk could kill the mosasaurus in water, much less the indominus rex.

They might have taken some pretty hefty liberties with the dinosaurs but they never portrayed them as some kind of supernatural animals. Aside from intelligence, and honestly not that much.

People acted like the raptor opening a door was something insane.

I have a friend whose pitbull can get a specific drink out of the fridge which he can open and close himself. He knows different beers, coke, Pepsi, and even knows the difference between sweet and unsweet tea. That's pretty damn cool.

Blue's ass nearly got killed by some nervous merc with a twitchy trigger finger IIRC. So, we know the raptors weren't all that tough.

Originally posted by riv6672
Well I can see where your imagination would trump someone w. actual knowledge as to what a .50 CAL can do. Also, the I-Rex shrugged off tail whips from the Ankylosaurus which does nearly severe damage to the bulletproof glass of the Gyrosphere.

That's great, 2003 Hulk could hammer toss a Brontosaurus.

BTW, an actual Apatosaur/Brontosaur would have snapped a Trez/Irex/Spinosaur backbone with a tailwhip. And done it casually

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
They might have taken some pretty hefty liberties with the dinosaurs but they never portrayed them as some kind of supernatural animals. Aside from intelligence, and honestly not that much.

People acted like the raptor opening a door was something insane.

I have a friend whose pitbull can get a specific drink out of the fridge which he can open and close himself. He knows different beers, coke, Pepsi, and even knows the difference between sweet and unsweet tea. That's pretty damn cool.

his mutt didn't know that shit in '93 tho...

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
That's great, 2003 Hulk could hammer toss a Brontosaurus.

BTW, an actual Apatosaur/Brontosaur would have snapped a Trez/Irex/Spinosaur backbone with a tailwhip. And done it casually Then i doubt that'd give any of these Theropods a backache & there was 1 scene of Jurassic Park 3 where an airplane nearly hit the Spinosaur sail.

Ah, JURASSIC PARK 3. Dinosaur pee in a jar!

Now i get it, Hulk ripped out the entire turret off of 1 M1 Abrams tank and has bent the barrel of another one.

How did you just get that? Those turrets weigh like 20-30 tons alone

Hulk stomps.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
How did you just get that? Those turrets weigh like 20-30 tons alone I watched the video featuring the movie scene.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
I watched the video featuring the movie scene.
First time for everything.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
I watched the video featuring the movie scene.

Musta been a special edition if a movie scene was featured in a video.