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Rules:

Thor must defeat every Star Destroyer, TIE Fighter, and ETA shuttle the Final Order has

Thor must defeat Kylo, Rey, The Knights of Ren, and Palpatine as well

Thor has Stormbreaker

*Can he do it

Thor dies.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bane dies.
Fixed.

Yes he flys through all the ships and kills Palpatine instantly then Rey kills him.

bane alwys dies


thor destroys the final order until rey kills him

Well we know that palpatine likes playing with people's head and thor had no way to stop wanda from messing with his head. Palpatine could probably mind trick him long enough to be lightsabered

Palpatine disintegrates him.

Movie Thor survived the inside of a f-cking star. Provided he is not jobbing like he was in endgame, he should take this rather easily.

Originally posted by Dark-Kenshin
Provided he is not jobbing like he was in endgame

Always current versions unless otherwise specified by the threadstarter.

So he's fat and impotent and gets killed by a single blaster bolt from a rookie stormtrooper.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Palpatine disintegrates him. That old phuck?

He's trash. Thor one-shots all of them sans Rey.

Sidious ****s him up

Originally posted by relentless1
Sidious ****s him up



https://tinyurl.com/sy7uz5t

Stilt still jealous of Thor I see.

Palps fries Thor and fingers your butthole, DT

Originally posted by Dark-Kenshin
Movie Thor survived the inside of a f-cking star. Provided he is not jobbing like he was in endgame, he should take this rather easily.

Movie Thor was also taken out by a light jolt of electricity. Sidious rapes him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Palps fries Thor and fingers your butthole, DT


Thor dont fried though. Palps on the other hand...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


https://tinyurl.com/sy7uz5t

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Stilt still jealous of Thor I see.

Yep

Originally posted by Psychotron
Movie Thor was also taken out by a light jolt of electricity. Sidious rapes him. Nah, it was more akin to some kind of venom or neurological pulse or some shit like that.

The old fart gets pinned down.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Nah, it was more akin to some kind of venom or neurological pulse or some shit like that.



And even then, it was Doing the harm inside him. You have to penetrate his skin first.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Movie Thor was also taken out by a light jolt of electricity. Sidious rapes him.

Never happened, unless you're talking about depowered Thor from the first movie.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


https://tinyurl.com/sy7uz5t

This

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Nah, it was more akin to some kind of venom or neurological pulse or some shit like that.

The old fart gets pinned down.

I'm sure that's what it is in your head canon, but in the movie there's an obvious buzzing sound. The god of thunder is weak to electricity, ironically.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Never happened, unless you're talking about depowered Thor from the first movie.

I'm talking about Thor from that piece of crap Ragnarok.

Originally posted by Psychotron
I'm sure that's what it is in your head canon, but in the movie there's an obvious buzzing sound. The god of thunder is weak to electricity, ironically.

That and it sure as hell doesn't help his case how there are examples in the mainstream comic continuity of Thor getting hurt by lightning...

Originally posted by Psychotron
I'm sure that's what it is in your head canon, but in the movie there's an obvious buzzing sound. You can see pronounced veins, like the ones found in a cock, surrounding the general area of the thingy.

But seems like you have canon proof that it is indeed electricity, can you please provide a link, kid?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
This


Is nothing like electricity and was never shown to be. Multiple times they use that device and it was a poison. We all know this, electricity does not make your veins turn purple.

Hatred of Thor>Canon proof>simple logic that electricity never has in the entire history of either reality or fiction both not burnt somebody and given you purple veins.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
You can see pronounced veins, like the ones found in a cock, surrounding the general area of the thingy.

But seems like you have canon proof that it is indeed electricity, can you please provide a link, kid?

Can you provide some kind of proof it was poison? They put a buzzing sound in there, which indicates a shock.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Can you provide some kind of proof it was poison? They put a buzzing sound in there, which indicates a shock. Thor has channelled thunder before and has been just fine. Why would it affect him now, lol?

My explanation makes tons of sense more than yours, friend. Take as much time as you need and try again.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Hatred of Thor>Canon proof>simple logic


Seems to be the case here, yeah.

A walking lighting rod is vulnerable to electricity? Probably not, but ok.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


https://tinyurl.com/sy7uz5t

Lol. Later in the movie, when Thor and Hulk are in the arena and Thor goes super saiyen, grandmaster does it again. Thor is a joke character.

Except y'all keep ignoring all the purple veins and everything else we have told you.

But honestly majority of Thor threads are a joke thread period. It's just pointless debating with people on this site.

Stilt and Philosiphia are the only Thor haters I can respect and take seriously on this site.

Stilt has never once pretended like he didn't hate Thor or tried to fake it. Not once. And for that I respect him.

Philo at least has respect for Thor's actual abilities and completely demolished a Lantern with them in a battlezone despite not liking the character. And for that I respect him.

But when you try pretend like your not being anything other than bias and completely ignore what is shown in either the comics or the movies to fit your agenda, you are completely fake.

I am going to end this device debate right now. Simply watch the scene where Thor places his device on Loki. Watch what happens to Loki's neck. If you still think it is electricity, then you are either biased or straight up ****ing stupid

https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/10/103530/3024722-1.png

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Absolutely, Thor has killed a Thor with lightning before. I have no problem with that. I am simply saying in this particular case. It's not electricity.

As for the actual thread I am going to say no. Thor loses and he loses super hard because Palpatine can do mental shenanigans and a host of other things that Thor has zero answer for.

I refuse to give him a win he can't pull off and this is one of them. Like correct me if I am wrong but Can't Palp get into his head and stuff from light-years away? If so, this becomes completely one sided and besides that, there is just much damn stuff for one person to beatt. It's just not happening.

I will absolutely argue this electrical device all day long though. It simply isn't electricity, the movie itself makes it quite clear if you actually watch it and don't just look at a couple of instances.

Though for psychotron-it absolutely does make that noise and I thought it was electric at first as well. The Loki scene shows what it does clearly though.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/10/103530/3024722-1.png

https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/10/103530/3024723-2.png

You're comparing the virgin Comic Thor with Chad Chris Hemsworth?

Also, Electro literally almost killed Thor, Thor killed a thor, and a couple of other instances where electricity ****ed up Thor. At times he really is a complete ****ing joke. It is what it is

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Is nothing like electricity and was never shown to be. Multiple times they use that device and it was a poison. We all know this, electricity does not make your veins turn purple.

Superman would have laughed at such a trinket.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Also, Electro literally almost killed Thor, Thor killed a thor, and a couple of other instances where electricity ****ed up Thor. At times he really is a complete ****ing joke. It is what it is

All I wanted to hear.

Thank you

Yeah, but that's a different continuity altogether.

I mean, if we included 616 then Star Wars nerds would get disintegrated along with their badly written old farts and all the other named characters by a galaxy level storm. Or a planetary lightning. Or a Celestial breaking God Blast. Or their soul bent over and phucked sideways... Well, you get my drift.

All I'm saying is if "Thor Prime" gets raped with lightning... then it's no wonder the MCU version gets taken out with a little zap

Well, we both know there isn't any such thing as 'Thor Prime'... There are just Thors.

https://i.imgur.com/DxrYJXj.png

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Well, we both know there isn't any such thing as 'Thor Prime'... There are just Thors.

https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5884581-5518866-thor%2Bhit%2Bby%2Belectricity.jpg

Stilts been crying ever since a Mjolnir-less Thor spanked Hulk in Ragnarok.

Knocked him down on his ass once, you mean?

Hulk's been doing that to Thor for decades

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Knocked him down on his ass once, you mean?

Hulk's been doing that to Thor for decades


Nah he beat his ass. And that was without Mjolnir!

Now with StormBreaker hed literally one shot him.

That's why Hulk got up and charged at him again, right?

Getting a good hit in =/= beating anyone.

Sailor Moon Thor? vin

https://tinyurl.com/y4d2yue5

https://i.ibb.co/VM2TnmG/assguardian.png

Lmao

Sailor Moon my nuts in yo face.

https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11139/111399535/7165888-large-9167989.jpg

^ Thor needs to try harder, if he wants to cosplay as AF Goku.

https://tinyurl.com/qne2xg5

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Superman would have laughed at such a trinket.

Lol. You have no proof of such a thing. Superman in general, most likely but not DCEU Superman. Not when MCU Thor has taken harder hits than DCEU Supes.

I actually agree with you though, I don't think it would have affected him or they even would have been able to stick it to him, but I don't have proof.

Palp could mindwipe supes or whatever the same way he could Thor, so I don't think he would do any better on this fight when as far as this fight goes, speed is his only advantage. In fact, if a Nuke almost killed Superman he would most certainly die against the First Order.

So neither Supes or Thor would win this scenario.

What did the first order do for you to think they are > a nuke?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Superman would have laughed at such a trinket. Superman isn't in this thread.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Lol. You have no proof of such a thing. Superman in general, most likely but not DCEU Superman. Not when MCU Thor has taken harder hits than DCEU Supes.

I actually agree with you though, I don't think it would have affected him or they even would have been able to stick it to him, but I don't have proof.

Palp could mindwipe supes or whatever the same way he could Thor, so I don't think he would do any better on this fight when as far as this fight goes, speed is his only advantage. In fact, if a Nuke almost killed Superman he would most certainly die against the First Order.

So neither Supes or Thor would win this scenario. No, either one win, assuming the fight takes place around a single world.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Superman isn't in this thread.

Never stopped Time in the past.

It's not too late for you to leave that Kryptonian boat of insanity, Neme. Take my hand.

Nothing can stop Time

Yeah, eventually Time kills us all.

Even KMC will cease to exist eventually.

Unless Raz is busy making heirs to his throne.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No, either one win, assuming the fight takes place around a single world.


Ok, I can see the point of that, but wouldn't that give the first order something to concentrate their fire on? One of the main advantages is that they are one tiny person that would be really hard to hit.

Thor is not "tiny" anymore:

https://i.imgur.com/5TfODZog.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


Yeah, eventually Time kills us all.

Even KMC will cease to exist eventually.

Unless Raz is busy making heirs to his throne.

Raz is busy doing much of nothing. What a waste.

Doesn't surprise me there, Donny Cates knows how to write character's.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Except y'all keep ignoring all the purple veins and everything else we have told you.

But honestly majority of Thor threads are a joke thread period. It's just pointless debating with people on this site.

Stilt and Philosiphia are the only Thor haters I can respect and take seriously on this site.

Stilt has never once pretended like he didn't hate Thor or tried to fake it. Not once. And for that I respect him.

Philo at least has respect for Thor's actual abilities and completely demolished a Lantern with them in a battlezone despite not liking the character. And for that I respect him.

But when you try pretend like your not being anything other than bias and completely ignore what is shown in either the comics or the movies to fit your agenda, you are completely fake.

I am going to end this device debate right now. Simply watch the scene where Thor places his device on Loki. Watch what happens to Loki's neck. If you still think it is electricity, then you are either biased or straight up ****ing stupid

I agree with you. In my opinion, Marvel uses Thor like Star Trek used Worf. It's terrible.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
What did the first order do for you to think they are > a nuke?

You kidding? They've blown up planets.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No, either one win, assuming the fight takes place around a single world.

Blow up that single world. How long can either (film versions only please) last without air?

Yeah, they like blew up a planet, which I am not sure how many are aware, but nukes are not all powerful things, they are dwarfed by mother nature quite often. A cat 4 hurricane expends thousands and thousands of times the energy a nuke does in a couple of days. Granted that is apples and oranges. But blowing up a planet is so infinitely more powerful than a mile it's not even funny.

Thor's Sokovia strike did nuclear level damage the first seconds of it, the part where the vibranium doubled it back and destroyed the landmass was well beyond a nuke. Nukes can't even destroy mountains and honestly most large buildings are still standing.

The twin towers would have most likely survived a nuke but a plane crash took em down. Not survived but still been standing unless the explosion literally happened right there