White Wolf showdown: Geralt vs Jon Snow

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TheVaultDweller
- Fight takes place outside the gates of Winterfell.
- Geralt has his standard gear and has just chugged a potion.
- Jon is in full plot armor and wielding Longclaw.
- Fight to the death.

Who wins?

juggerman
Geralt wins. Plot armor means he doesn't kill Jon and they tag team Daenerys

TheVaultDweller
Even zombie dragons are helpless in the face of Jon's plot armor though. Poor thing can barely open its mouth without effort.

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TheVaultDweller
Also, he's actually killed a pretty ridiculous amount of people onscreen, even if you ignore the dragon kills.

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Putinbot1
Yeah and the thief kid with the knife made him look like a pussy. Geralt is beyond GOT.

TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by Putinbot1
Yeah and the thief kid with the knife made him look like a pussy. Geralt is beyond GOT.

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lol poor Jon is never going to live that down.

TheVaultDweller
So, then how many Jons would need to dogpile Geralt to make this a more fair fight then? Because, objectively speaking, Jon, in terms of pure actual screen feats, is probably one of the most well-established fighters on the show (unlike the books, where he is perfectly competent but nothing outstanding). So, he is actually a good measuring stick for how Geralt compares to a GoT elite fighter (at least show-wise) that doesn't have weird medical experimentation crap turning them into a zombie going on.

SquallX

TheVaultDweller
They made a point to highlight that element with the show version more though. Like I said, book version is a perfectly capable fighter but, by his own admission, he needs to work hard to keep up his skill. In contrast, Phuckface (Ramsay) even commented when he met show Jon that people hype him up to be the best swordsman in the North. Though, on the flip side, book Jon is way smarter than show Jon, who is kind of an idiot (or at least a hothead).

Adam Grimes
Geralt one shits him

Josh_Alexander
Geralt stomps ofcourse. He is superhuman in almost any sense.

SquallX

TheVaultDweller
Yeah, unfortunately his character was reduced to little more than his heritage in the final season of the show.

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John Murdoch
Plot armor Jon wins due to a Winterfell gate falling off its hinges and onto Geralt or some other shenanigans.

For real though, Geralt and Jon trade a few blows till Geralt cleaves him in two.

Surtur
Geralt stabs him. Probably in the throat.

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