Hulk (2003) vs The Meg

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Tyrannoraptor
https://filmfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/content/hulk5.jpg
vs
https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/The-Meg-in-The-Meg.jpg

This takes place at the surface of the sea or underwater while the Hulk starts out as 9 feet tall.

Impediment
Why do you hate sharks?

BrolyBlack
laughing out loud

Tyrannoraptor

BrolyBlack
And yet you picked the one Hulk that has good underwater featsthumb up

TheVaultDweller
The Meg was weak as phuck. The final one got gutted by a mini-sub fin IIRC. You don't need anyone near Hulk level to murder it. I'm pretty sure if you just had a few geared-up units from any proper army/navy act competently in a film, they could kill it laughably easily. Because the majority of the people in that film acted like morons.

riv6672

Tyrannoraptor
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
The Meg was weak as phuck. The final one got gutted by a mini-sub fin IIRC. You don't need anyone near Hulk level to murder it. I'm pretty sure if you just had a few geared-up units from any proper army/navy act competently in a film, they could kill it laughably easily. Because the majority of the people in that film acted like morons. Dang, i must've picked the wrong opponent again!

riv6672
Must have.

Impediment
Meg eats Hulk.

Hulk tears Meg in half from inside.

Hulk wins.

Robtard
Originally posted by Impediment
Meg eats Hulk.

Hulk tears Meg in half from inside.

Hulk wins.

Bingo

TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
Dang, i must've picked the wrong opponent again!

You gave Hulk a fun day at the ocean.

riv6672
^^^This thread was no day at the beach for Meg.

Tyrannoraptor

riv6672
^^^Sharks like you, though.

Tyrannoraptor
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Sharks like you, though.
What?! I'm not a shark!

TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
What?! I'm not a shark!

I'm sure that's what you want us to think, mister not-shark "Tyrannoraptor".

Tyrannoraptor
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
I'm sure that's what you want us to think, mister not-shark "Tyrannoraptor".
But sharks don't comment on forums.

TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But sharks don't comment on forums.

Sounds like something a secret shark would say.

Tyrannoraptor
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Sounds like something a secret shark would say.
But meant sharks don't usually do all those kind of things.

TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But meant sharks don't usually do all those kind of things.

You seem to know a lot about shark habits. Coincidence? I think not.

ShadowFyre
Do you not understand the difference between superheroesand real life animals?

Tyrannoraptor
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
You seem to know a lot about shark habits. Coincidence? I think not.
Also because cellphones, tablets and laptops aren't always normally used underwater.

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