Originally posted by ilikecomics
He manifests a tiny chibi peter parker, called spidermite, imbues him with chaplain loony-verse powers. The newly created and cosmically imbued spidermite swings off to tell the avengers. Mxy chortles as he says "all is not what it seems"
Spidermite flys to what he thinks is thor's apartment. Inside is none other than chris hemsworth. Spidermite tried to tell thor that the mad god imp was coming to abolish all time and space but was interrupted by chris saying "always good to see a fan but im going to make another luke warm men and black movie and continue this awful and tragic campaign of pseudo sequels and remakes. "
Spidermite realized all hope was lost.