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What is the Outcome of exactly what is happening in this picture?

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Thor outraces them

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Thor outraces them

LOL

Thor dies from cardiac arrest at the mere sight of Darkseid, long before he fires his silly lasers.

Thor got hit ftom DS omega beans in the DC vs Marvel crossover years ago, it laid him low.

THOR CAN RUN REALLY FAST I'VE SEEN THAT IN ONE COMIC ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO

THOR IS THE BEST

PLEASE LET ME JOIN THE THORBAGS CLUB SO I CAN GIVE SYPHILIS TO YOU

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
THOR CAN RUN REALLY FAST I'VE SEEN THAT IN ONE COMIC ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO

THOR IS THE BEST

PLEASE LET ME JOIN THE THORBAGS CLUB SO I CAN GIVE SYPHILIS TO YOU You're a sick boy, Lol!!!!!!!

More sick than you can imagine


Anyway, the serious answer to this thread would be probably something like: "Thor deflects the beams back at Darkseid, same as Diana's bracelets did." or whatever.

He doesn't do it all the time, of course. There are times when repulsors or uni-beam f*cked him up. But potentially, he could do that.

Then wounded Darkseid would proceed to fist him anally --- sometimes, there's no need for fancy beams.

That implies Thor has the reaction feats comparable to WW...

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That implies Thor has the reaction feats comparable to WW...



Hey, I was being generous.

But fyi, it's not actually a feat all of his own --- since the hammer is sentient, all that spinning fast is not just Thor's doing.

Abhi argued that for Mjolnir and Surfer's board and, gotta say, I liked it. It does explain a lot.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
More sick than you can imagine


Anyway, the serious answer to this thread would be probably something like: "Thor deflects the beams back at Darkseid, same as Diana's bracelets did." or whatever.

He doesn't do it all the time, of course. There are times when repulsors or uni-beam f*cked him up. But potentially, he could do that.

Then wounded Darkseid would proceed to fist him anally --- sometimes, there's no need for fancy beams. Oh I can imagine more than you believe possible, I worked for my state mental health government for 22 years, so I've had to worked with the mentally ill who was sick on many different levels.

But that aside I believe DS wins this match up by Omega Beams or physically.

You can work with me? Come to daddy, then.

*starts jerking off*

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You can work with me? Come to daddy, then.

*starts jerking off* No sir/ma'am that type of work is a closed chapter in my life, you'll have to look elsewhere.

Originally posted by lawest9
No sir/ma'am that type of work is a closed chapter in my life, you'll have to look elsewhere.

Don't run.

Come to me. Cum at me.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't run.

Come to me. Cum at me. Get HELP please.

Help me cum

Lawest, don't be a tease.

*grabs lawest's arm*

Please make me cum, honey...

Your wife.. I will never tell her... I promise.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lawest, don't be a tease. ???????

thor gets fried.

Originally posted by lawest9
???????

you want it, boy

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That implies Thor has the reaction feats comparable to WW...

shards of shattered god vs lightspeed pie

it's close

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Thor outraces them


Was gonna say he reacts to them, but....
Welcome to the Thor Corps.

Topic, you ****s. Get on it.

Thor tanks them like be already did in canon 🤫🤫🤫

Originally posted by Damborgson
Thor tanks them like be already did in canon 🤫🤫🤫 When was this?

https://images.app.goo.gl/G5KiaQGjneYc8gzc9

Originally posted by lawest9
https://images.app.goo.gl/G5KiaQGjneYc8gzc9

Lawest if you post it, Thor gets up pretty quickly from it if I'm remembering correctly. Diana picks up Mjolnir, and hands it back to him. Thor must be essential to reality is the only thing that I think saved him.

Omega Beams failed before, they're just wanked too much.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Omega Beams failed before, they're just wanked too much.

Yeah but look who he's up against.

Originally posted by Stoic
Lawest if you post it, Thor gets up pretty quickly from it if I'm remembering correctly. Diana picks up Mjolnir, and hands it back to him. Thor must be essential to reality is the only thing that I think saved him.

https://imgur.com/a/Vc4sm9O