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Either that was one hell of a holiday or he just drunk himself silly on Spanish Beer!!!

Yeah..wasnt that like..3 weeks ago?

Maybe he had a lot to do on the farm when he came home and havent got the time to surf on the net, yet.

Maybe he got accidently drafted into the Spanish army. I mean, look up there at how he's dressed ! How could they not want him ???

Darth Franco.

There's real heavy snowfall in the south of Germany. So either he's having a lot of work or he's decided never to return and stay in sunny Spain.

Actually, I can see the attraction.

Me too. We had some bad snowfall her today.

Well, queeq, here's your big opportunity to get into JC before UBH gets back.

Oh lordy..lets not even start that

The JC? Hmmm, yes, I had forgotten about that. How about that coven. I've seen the number of registered users going up very quickly lately. BUT.... I have one condition. Gundy should come too, no Chaos without soem decent Mayhem.

Like I said...lets not get started on that.

Too late.

Oops, sorry Dimmy.

Aw, queeqy wants to take me along. Ahem, like chaos or mayhem would ever make JC. Yeesh, I was joking, man !

Yep, it's the only place we haven't trashed. Very unlikely they'll even let us have a peek.

Hey, I'm very VERY good over at ep2&3....I only post when I have something meaningful, useful and intelligent to contribute.

So that's why I never see you around there.

Oh, you are SO in trouble......

Yeeeeeeeehaaaah. Can I get it in the closet again?

You know, when UBH gets back and sees how INCREDIBLY BADLY we have strayed off topic he is gonna be REALLY MAD at YOU QUEEQ.

I'll blame everything on you.

*falls on his knees and starts practising: "GUNDY MADE ME DO IT!!! REALLY SHE DID!!! IT'S ALL HER FAULT!!! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSEEEE!!!!

practises fake crying*

(Gundark reaches for earplugs)

That convincing, eh? You're in for some bad weather, babe.

Fire and brimstone...

We'll have to send rogue squadron out after UBH.

How about some bounty hunters?

This is getting ridiculous..too bad noone has his phone number

Really? How about an urgent e-mail with confirmation?

I'm sure JC has his mailbox stuffed already.

None of his bills will fit and fall out. Poor UBH, all his assets will be taken away because he didn't pay up. And all because of one holiday and.... US.

UBHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE YOU!!!!???????????????????????

UBH. Wo sind Sie? *trying it in his own language*

Da wanawanga.

No, THAT he must have heard.

How about sending out a bunch of probe droids ?

Already did that. All they found was a dead tauntaun.

Maybe he defected.

I bet he's at Ep-2.co.uk now.

Actually, he probably got so drunk, he's now wandering aimlessly through epiii wondering why nobody's over there. Hehehe.

Nope, I haven't seen him. Besides, my forums been closed for MONTHS...

Yeah, I bet it gets boring debating with yourself.

I wouldn't know, I was always here.

Then the debaters missed their mod and tried to find him. Guess they're still wandering somewhere out there.

UBH is gonna have a LOT of reading to do when he gets back. Maybe we should send him glasses awhile.

Em, queeq, what are you talking about? I closed down my forum months and months ago becasue I wanted to help to focus and develop this one.

What is it you're trying to say?

Nuttin', nuttin'. Nuttin' at all, RC, I wouldn't dare.

That IS actually documented in this forum and on mine. I love this place, it's my home from home.

It is for all of us, I think.

Awww, that's so sweet.

Yes I am.

Raz is gonna have to keep this forum open forever. I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't come here and vent my SW obsessions.

Neither do I, but I think they might have to prosecute you for it!!!

Can I start frisking her now?

Now you'd LIKE to do that wouldn't you.....

LIKE is not the right word.

OK, so what is the right word. And more to the point, what does Mrs. Queeq have to say on the subject of you giving Gundy a rub down?

That's between me and her. A gentleman does not divulge his secrets to outsiders.... and neither do I.

Hmmmm, but you're no gentleman! But you DO have secrets huh? This is interesting. I wish I had some secrets. Not a one me.

About the gentleman thing, read again dude.

And secrets are easy to have. But not to keep. Are you a blabbermouth?

Actually I'm not, I just have a VERY BORING life. I did read it, I was just confirming what you said.

You need to build a skeleton closet, RC. I could tell you how, but that would mean revealing not only all my evil sith secrets, but my....colorful past.

Please don't tell him, Gundy. Some things are better left untold.

Well I would, but SOMEONE would just keeping peeking and blabbing his big mouth!

Hmmmmm, who would that be. Blabbing? Peeking? Big Mouth?

Big Mouth!!!! Dim!!!

Dim isn't a he, well as far as I know anyway.

Come one guys, lets try to get this back on topic...

Anyone heard anything from UBH?

Well if we had we would have said something silly.

But no I haven't and it's been over a month now.

I get first dibs on his weapons.

Well, I mailed him, ICQ'ed him and we've sent out a load of Bounty Hunters....

... and no results.

Well I don't see him...Do you?

I wonder if we can find his phone number...is that too intrusive? probably.

Um, well yeah! How would you like it?

Yes, Dim. How would you like it if people like me and RC started calling you at home? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

Yeah, especially if they were to ring at say, oh 2 in the morning...

Okay, so who's gonna call him?

Who ya gonna call ? Ghostbusters.....never mind, I'm not going there. How about a certified letter ? Return receipt requested. Then somebody has to sign for it.

Maybe we should send some flowers via Interflora. If he accepts we know he just doesn't want to see us again.

Good idea. RC, get out your Visa card.

*dials Interflora number and hands the speaker to RC*

*Hands phone back to queeq*

I cut up all my credit cards last week. (for real!!!)

Why? The wife had them again?

Not at all.

Okay, we'll just put it on the tavern account. queeq ?

Why does everyone always blame it on the wife?

Yeah, leave my wife out of this....

Sure, put it on the Tavern tab. I'll blame MY wife.

You do that, but watch she doesn't catch you and Gundy in that closet...

What Gundy and I do in that closet is perfectly innocent.... from a certain point of view.

See, thet're even doing it from odd angles!!!

There's only so many things you can do in a closet you know.

Well, depends how imaginative ytou are a guess!

Hope it doesn't cause muscle strain...

I wouldn't know. I'm not very imaginative.

You better stay out of that closet then.

I've always been out of the closet dear boy!

Oh, really. How... interesting.

The only real danger is getting poked in the eye with a stray hangar. Ahem, besides the usual Sith stuff.

Hangar????? Your closet ain't that big, baby.

Well, where do you think I put my sith robe when I'm in the shower ?

*closing topic before we get to a shower sceen*