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This takes place at the sea.

Oh for **** sake... facepalm

Zohan cockslaps the Meg to death.

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Are you doing these threads on purpose?

Zohan is so absurdly over the top, he'd probably build up speed underwater and punch through the Meg like a hummus-loving harpoon. I have to wonder where they were hiding those paddles in that clip though...

AOriginally posted by Impediment
Are you doing these threads on purpose?

Are you insinuating that he somehow accidentally typed this match out lol

the meg soon realizes that you don't f%ck with the zohan

I actually forgot just how over the top Zohan is.

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He could probably legit slap someone's head off their body if he really wanted to.

Originally posted by Impediment
Are you doing these threads on purpose? But the shark is much bigger so i made this thread & i've never thought the Zohan can easily pulverize larger opponents.

No offense, dude, but you also thought a Predator could take on a Celestial. So, you are either a talented troll or have literally zero ability to powerscale.

He also thought it was a good idea to out a 15ft gorilla up against a murderous 20ft werewolf who can throw cars and slice through steel.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
No offense, dude, but you also thought a Predator could take on a Celestial. So, you are either a talented troll or have literally zero ability to powerscale. Oops, i made that stoopid mistake again!

^^^

I'm convinced at this point that this is intentional trolling. Otherwise, he would have made at least one competitive thread through sheer dumb luck by now.

Maybe if this was Meg...Griffin!

Ik Zohan has toon force, but he was implied to be able to die from a grenade and an RPG.

I'm just using that to say Zohan's toon force is fallible.

Like, Kung Fury had a level of toon force yet got nearly killed by 2 shots from a mini-gun.

You could argue the grenade and RPG were outlier's though.

Zohan wins. Easily.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
I'm convinced at this point that this is intentional trolling. Otherwise, he would have made at least one competitive thread through sheer dumb luck by now. Also, i previously didn't even know if Zohan's feats were enough to kill this giant shark so easily.

Zohan feels no pain.

Okay, so I've never see the Zohan movie.

What can this guy do, exactly?

This has to be some kind of Looney Tunes/Kung Fu Hustle type shit.

Zohan is basically a low-tier reality warper, considering he can do things like make a balloon animal out of rocks and pull objects seemingly out of nowhere.

Originally posted by Impediment
Okay, so I've never see the Zohan movie.

WHAT?!

Imp, you'll love it. It's so full of juvenile humour and sex jokes, it's impossible not to be a fan.

Originally posted by Impediment

What can this guy do, exactly?

His bush is the biggest.

Originally posted by Impediment
This has to be some kind of Looney Tunes/Kung Fu Hustle type shit.

He's not a serious character, no.

But his film was far more enjoyable than Meg with Statham playing Statham.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
WHAT?!

Imp, you'll love it. It's so full of juvenile humour and sex jokes, it's impossible not to be a fan.



His bush is the biggest.



He's not a serious character, no.

But his film was far more enjoyable than Meg with Statham playing Statham.
Penis pushups FTW.