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John Matrix.

He kills them all in one night.

Good thread dude.

1. John Rambo (Knife) I feel like I don't need to explain why Rambo would beat the piss out of Leatherface in CQC. Leatherface is just a really strong, tough dude, Rambo is a bad-ass killing machine.

2. Kyle Reese (Shotgun) A shotgun is going to kill Michael, next. Doesn't matter who I put here, but I like Kyle Reese so he's here.

3. Ash Williams (Shotgun) I see no reason as to why Ash can't blow their heads off, he can probably keep them back if they try to rush him too.

4. Frank Martin (Grenades) I'm confident Frank Martin has the means to take him out with a well-placed grenade. But a belt of them will do better.

5. John Wick (Sniper Rifle) Don't need to explain this one. With planning the Xenomorph has no chance to kill either of us.

6. Jason Bourne (Sniper Rifle) Jason will not be able to keep him down, but the Creeper likes to unnecessarily play with it's food, so Jason should keep me alive for one night.

7. Bryan Mills (Flamethrower) We plan ahead of time to bring Freddy into the real world, Bryan beats the shit out of him before lighting him on fire.

Fantastic thread, Nib! Let's get things going:

1. Leatherface: Abraham Lincoln with his axe. Honest Abe lops LF's head off, and he and I have a chat about the current affairs facing the US of A. Night 1 down.

2. Michael Myers: John McClane with a H&K MP5. Now John has a machine gun ho ho ho. MM walks toward McClane, only to be cut down by a hail of bullets. John and I give each other marriage counseling. Night 2 down.

3. 20 Gremlins: Rick O'Connell from The Mummy Trilogy armed with a Thompson Submachine Gun. Rick has shot plenty of those pygmy mummies in The Mummy Returns, this is a walk in the park for him. I tell him I, for one, thought his 2nd adventure was better than his first. Night 3 down.

4. Jason Vorhees: Roadblock from GI Joe: Retaliation with his Ma Deuce. The Rock blows Jason to bits, and has the athleticism to evade Jason's seemingly teleportation level mobility. I tell Roadblock sorry for his loss of Duke, but keep being a great dad. Night 4 down.

5. Xenomorph: Dutch from Predator after picking up Jesse "The Body" Ventura's minigun. Dutch has already hunted an invisible enemy in the Predator, so he and I light some fires, set some man-made traps, get in our safe zone, and he turns the alien into very acidic Swiss cheese. I just have to stay clear of the xeno's acidic blood spray. I ask Dutch to "stick around", but he has to head out. Night 5 down.

6. The Creeper: Hardest one on the list IMO, because this dude is a powerhouse and can fly. I'm going with my man Marv from Sin City armed with a maul from Sin City. Marv has experience stalking prey as evidenced by his fight with Kevin, and he should have enough strength to keep the Creeper at bay and even tear a limb off or two. Play keep away for a night and we're good. Night 6 down.

7. Freddy Krueger: Terence McDonagh from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans armed with his pistol. I break out my stash of coffee and energy drinks and I'm not going to sleep with that looney tune around, thus Freddy can't get me. I've just gotta stay awake for 24 hours. Worse comes to worse, he sees Freddy's soul dancing and blows him away. Night 7 down.

Immaculate thread! It's 1am though. Gonna sleep on this one.

Good call on Marv with the Creeper John. I was thinking more of a Jackie Cha type character myself.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Immaculate thread! It's 1am though. Gonna sleep on this one.

Good call on Marv with the Creeper John. I was thinking more of a Jackie Cha type character myself.

Thanks Shadow, Marv has blatantly superhuman strength and durability, but I figured for "action movie" hero type he qualifies haha.

Also, sorry Nib if I stretched the rules a bit, not only with the Marv pick, but on my round 7 play-by-play. I cheated a bit on that one with the Nic Cage no sleep special.

Night 1. Leatherface. - Hero: Chance Boudreaux (named so because his momma took one) w/ 9mm

Night 2. Micheal Myers. - Hero: Gibson Rickenbacker w/ machete

Night 3. 20 fully transformed Gremlins. - Hero: Kurt Sloane w/ no weapon needed

Night 4. Jason Vorhees - Hero: Alex & Chad Wagner (yes, they come as a pair and Chad will be wearing his pink tights) w/ Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle for Alex and AK47 for Chad

Night 5. Xenomorph Hero: Max Walker w/ flamethrower

Night 6. The Creeper Hero: The GR44 (aka Luc Deveraux) w/ M249 SAW Paratrooper

Night 7. Freddy Kreuger Hero: Colonel Guile w/ no weapons needed


The Van Damage for the win and lear with contemptuous ease.

Originally posted by Robtard
Night 1. Leatherface. - Hero: Chance Boudreaux (named so because his momma took one) w/ 9mm

Night 2. Micheal Myers. - Hero: Gibson Rickenbacker w/ machete

Night 3. 20 fully transformed Gremlins. - Hero: Kurt Sloane w/ no weapon needed

Night 4. Jason Vorhees - Hero: Alex & Chad Wagner (yes, they come as a pair and Chad will be wearing his pink tights) w/ Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle for Alex and AK47 for Chad

Night 5. Xenomorph Hero: Max Walker w/ flamethrower

Night 6. The Creeper Hero: The GR44 (aka Luc Deveraux) w/ M249 SAW Paratrooper

Night 7. Freddy Kreuger Hero: Colonel Guile w/ no weapons needed


The Van Damage for the win and lear with contemptuous ease.

"Well, I'm the repo man, and you're out of business," said Guile to Freddy Kreuger, as Guile uppercutted Freddy into a large bank of TV screens.

Holding his left arm in a flexed position, the colonel's biceps and American flag tattoo shined due to the glare provided by the ceiling lights above, a beacon of light that had just delivered a final blow to the darkness of Mr. Kreuger.

I like this:
Here's my lineup

Night 1. Leatherface. Hale Ceasar with AA12...would love to see LF blown to itty bitty bits

Night 2. Micheal Myers. Evelyn Salt...great twist to have beautiful chick take out Mike with Beretta 92F

Night 3. 20 fully transformed Gremlins. William Foster (Falling Down) using bat

Night 4. Jason Vorhees...Ash Williams...Shotgun and Chainsaw arm

Night 5. Xenomorph..Punisher ( Netflix) using Colt M1911A1

Night 6. The Creeper....The guy who already beat him....Jack Taggert with modified truck and Harpoon. Nails him to a tree

Night 7. Freddy Kreuger....Who else but Dutch. He has the stamina to stay up all night armed with a flame thrower

Originally posted by Gadabout
I like this:
Here's my lineup

Night 1. Leatherface. Hale Ceasar with AA12...would love to see LF blown to itty bitty bits

Night 2. Micheal Myers. Evelyn Salt...great twist to have beautiful chick take out Mike with Beretta 92F

Night 3. 20 fully transformed Gremlins. William Foster (Falling Down) using bat

Night 4. Jason Vorhees...Ash Williams...Shotgun and Chainsaw arm

Night 5. Xenomorph..Punisher ( Netflix) using Colt M1911A1

Night 6. The Creeper....The guy who already beat him....Jack Taggert with modified truck and Harpoon. Nails him to a tree

Night 7. Freddy Kreuger....Who else but Dutch. He has the stamina to stay up all night armed with a flame thrower

Cool call with William Foster on night 3! He wouldn't have ever popped into my mind.