Name 5 dc/marvel beings with hax that can beat Thor

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AlbertoJohnAvil
-the character gotta have hax

-Thor is all out

no pis/cis

-no cosmic beings/skyfathers/universal

-highest limit is trans tier

https://i.postimg.cc/KkDrbqc4/thor-marvelcomics-2239.jpg

StiltmanFTW
- Hulk

- Grundy

- Damage

- Thing

- Bane

lawest9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
- Hulk

- Grundy

- Damage

- Thing

- Bane >SIGH< 🥱🥱🥱

DarkSaint85
Lol what does Albert define as "hax"? He loves that term.

cdtm
Jane.

Squirrel Girl.

SJW Marvel.

Thor.

The rock.

MrMind
mera

cyborg

fantomex

midnighter

psycho pirate

Magnon
Character Haxx!
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Kitty phasing
Loa (Alani Ryan) disruptive phasing
Nightcrawler teleportation
Magik teleportation, antimagic, magic
Rogue essence & template theft
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Out of these, Rogue is perhaps the least likely to survive until she can work her Haxx! on Thor, but nevertheless she *can* beat him. Which is what was asked.

beatboks
Obsidian (control the darkness within, apparently everyone has something)
Magik - soulsword (and anti magic abilities it has)
Dr Occult - disk of the 7 (and its ability to nulify magic and absorb and redirect both natural and supernatural energy)
Kang (time bending / manipulation)
Hourman 1 million (same reason as Kang)
Black Knight (if ebony blade can absorb Zeus' lighnting and knock him down with it, it can do the same to Thor)
Psychopirate (emotional control)

cdtm
Deathstroke with Ikon.


Or even without probably.

BrolyBlack
Squirrel Girl
Deadpool

BruceSkywalker
batman lol

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lol what does Albert define as "hax"? He loves that term.

He problably means characters with gimmicks that are generally considered unfair in a fight.

Something like Magnon's list.

meep-meep
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
- Hulk

- Grundy

- Damage

- Thing

- Bane

Wolverine?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by meep-meep
Wolverine?

Wolverine fights Elder Gods, as seen in X-Infernus #4.

He won't waste his time on puny godlings such as Janithor.

meep-meep
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lol what does Albert define as "hax"? He loves that term.

Yeah. Not sure what to make of that.

I would guess Domino like hax . Or maybe Longshot. It's pretty vague.

What you talking bout berto?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He problably means characters with gimmicks that are generally considered unfair in a fight.

Something like Magnon's list.

Probably. I mean, Hulk 'just" has strength, but he's haxxed enough to grab energy, see astral forms, punch time or whatever, etc etc. So would he be allowed?

StiltmanFTW
Guess none of my characters would count, as they rely on the good ol' "punch, smash and eat" tactic.


MrMind had a good "hax" list.

Aquakinesis, white noise cannon, misdirection, battle computer&doors, emotions control.


But you're right, we don't really use that term and it could mean anything.

Wolverine's claws are hax, as they "ignore" the durability stat.

His regen is hax, as he regens from a skeleton.

His senses are hax, as he can sense Fantomex who made sure he'd no longer carry a scent.


Superman's strengh is hax, as he can lift infinity.


Thor's mjolnir is hax, as it doesn't really depend on the speed/reflexes of its user.


And so on...

meep-meep
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wolverine fights Elder Gods, as seen in X-Infernus #4.

He won't waste his time on puny godlings such as Janithor.

Stilt, I bet you secretly love Thor. You have already bought a faux Mjolnir as your head stone, don't lie.

MrMind
Stilt loves Thor like his b!tch,

he gives thor a look, thor goes into the kitchen to make him a sandwitch

DarkSaint85
I could go:

Black Alice
Aquarian
Magneto
Constantine
Batman with prep
Fantomex

Yes, I snuck a bonus character in there...

AlbertoJohnAvil
Hax is a way to bypass raw power basically

BrolyBlack

meep-meep
Originally posted by MrMind
Stilt loves Thor like his b!tch,

he gives thor a look, thor goes into the kitchen to make him a sandwitch

Engraved on the Mjlonir headstone would read "He who is worthy shall wield the power to make me a sammich".

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